I hate conducting union negotiations, but I think I'm going in tomorrow and demand they add an extra 5 for a smoke after the 20 minute Breaks they're asking for...
Gisele's been Tupperware's Saleswoman of the Year 4 years in a row. Her plastic breasts actually burp when you press down on them.
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BAD excuses for a homewrecker caught in flagrante delicto: a) "I'm a performance artist working my way through college and your husband was just helping me with a new pose." b) "I'm a rep for a new antiperspirant and your husband was just checking for white smears on my little black t-shirt." c) "I came by to borrow a cup of sugar and saw this mouse and just freaked.... your husband wisely grabbed my skirt to chase the thing back outside."
Barbie had the best reputation for babysitting spoiled brats in Hyannisport. She knew this wasn't what little Johnny's folks meant when they asked her to keep him entertained... but little Johnny had a helluva trust fund.
As part of a controversial initiative to attract a slightly more mature audience, Nickelodeon's Spring 2010 lineup includes Girls Gone Wild XI - Tijuana, Nawty Cheerleaders (anime) and the complete Pole Dancing for Tips training series.
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Sprung.... Broke!!!!
saved me a visit to the porn site
I love break time!
Sully: tsk tsk, red shoes so DO NOT go with that outfit.
But mom, I don't want to go on the trip with you guys. I need extra tutoring at Ms. Peachtree's house!
...and if you elect me President this will be my Safe Sex Czar!
AoD won in a landslide.
Excuse me - I need to "take a Break."
"...do these red shoes make my butt look fat?"
blue said...
"...do these red shoes make my butt look fat?"
She has shoes?
I hate conducting union negotiations, but I think I'm going in tomorrow and demand they add an extra 5 for a smoke after the 20 minute Breaks they're asking for...
Mom?!?!
Kobe, I'm open; but I'm NOT cheap.
Gisele's been Tupperware's Saleswoman of the Year 4 years in a row. Her plastic breasts actually burp when you press down on them.
-OR-
BAD excuses for a homewrecker caught in flagrante delicto:
a) "I'm a performance artist working my way through college and your husband was just helping me with a new pose."
b) "I'm a rep for a new antiperspirant and your husband was just checking for white smears on my little black t-shirt."
c) "I came by to borrow a cup of sugar and saw this mouse and just freaked.... your husband wisely grabbed my skirt to chase the thing back outside."
Barbie had the best reputation for babysitting spoiled brats in Hyannisport. She knew this wasn't what little Johnny's folks meant when they asked her to keep him entertained... but little Johnny had a helluva trust fund.
Ironically, her name is Kit-Kat.
wv: ststs - I'm sure everybody is making that sound right now.
Damn. Now I am singing Van Halen's Unchained.
I believe David Lee Roth must have been looking at this picture when he said it best:
One break, coming up!
As part of a controversial initiative to attract a slightly more mature audience, Nickelodeon's Spring 2010 lineup includes Girls Gone Wild XI - Tijuana, Nawty Cheerleaders (anime) and the complete Pole Dancing for Tips training series.
Mexican drug lords really appreciated the gringas marking themselves off as vacuous spring-break sluts, making target selection a breeze.
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