Thursday, March 11, 2010

Break Me Off a Piece of That

18 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Sprung.... Broke!!!!

blue said...

saved me a visit to the porn site

Army of Dad said...

I love break time!

Army of Dad said...

Sully: tsk tsk, red shoes so DO NOT go with that outfit.

Army of Dad said...

But mom, I don't want to go on the trip with you guys. I need extra tutoring at Ms. Peachtree's house!

Army of Dad said...

...and if you elect me President this will be my Safe Sex Czar!

AoD won in a landslide.

jeff said...

Excuse me - I need to "take a Break."

blue said...

"...do these red shoes make my butt look fat?"

Submariner said...

blue said...
"...do these red shoes make my butt look fat?"


She has shoes?

Submariner said...

I hate conducting union negotiations, but I think I'm going in tomorrow and demand they add an extra 5 for a smoke after the 20 minute Breaks they're asking for...

Submariner said...

Mom?!?!

Submariner said...

Kobe, I'm open; but I'm NOT cheap.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gisele's been Tupperware's Saleswoman of the Year 4 years in a row. Her plastic breasts actually burp when you press down on them.

-OR-

BAD excuses for a homewrecker caught in flagrante delicto:
a) "I'm a performance artist working my way through college and your husband was just helping me with a new pose."
b) "I'm a rep for a new antiperspirant and your husband was just checking for white smears on my little black t-shirt."
c) "I came by to borrow a cup of sugar and saw this mouse and just freaked.... your husband wisely grabbed my skirt to chase the thing back outside."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Barbie had the best reputation for babysitting spoiled brats in Hyannisport. She knew this wasn't what little Johnny's folks meant when they asked her to keep him entertained... but little Johnny had a helluva trust fund.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ironically, her name is Kit-Kat.

wv: ststs - I'm sure everybody is making that sound right now.

Army of Mom said...

Damn. Now I am singing Van Halen's Unchained.

I believe David Lee Roth must have been looking at this picture when he said it best:
One break, coming up!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As part of a controversial initiative to attract a slightly more mature audience, Nickelodeon's Spring 2010 lineup includes Girls Gone Wild XI - Tijuana, Nawty Cheerleaders (anime) and the complete Pole Dancing for Tips training series.

mega said...

Mexican drug lords really appreciated the gringas marking themselves off as vacuous spring-break sluts, making target selection a breeze.