Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Because I Gots Me The Writer's Block

What can you guys make out of this...


Racerboy


Best of Jay Guevara ...
"My, you're clean and articulate."
"Thanks. Wanna be my running mate?"

Best of Submariner ...
That's right, Bill; you have to go through these crappy bit parts before you hit the big-time and start showing up in other people's pictures...

Best of David ...
[muffled] I TOLD you we shouldn't stand under the palm tree!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston ...
David Attenborough whispers: One of the more unusual mutations on Bikini Atoll is the coconut squirrel. Sadly, this new species is endangered. Islanders soon learned they could crack their little heads open and get a great tasting milk that also works wonders as a skin lotion.

Best of Jack Reacher ...
NONE SHALL PASS!

Best of Mr Hankey ...
"You put the squirrel in the coconut, and shake him all up. You put the squirrel in the coconut and shake him all up...

Threadwinner: sonicfrog ...
Hmmm, first I hear ABBA may be getting back together, and now I see that the Squirrel Nut Zippers are going on tour again. Wow, should be a good summer.

Best of Mr. Right ...
♪Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't...♪

Best of Festivus ...
Do these things make our butts look big?

Best of racerboy ...
Now listen, Bo - you hook left for the Hail Mary, I'll drop back, fake the handover to BillyBob, hit you with the bomb pass, and we'll bring this one home, OK?

Best of curly ...
“Thank goodness for global warming! How else could we expect to find coconuts growing in Central Park?”

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Who's calling who a cocoanut head"?

Vinney

satted said...

After the government required rectal exam, Johnny was shocked to see his nuts being squired away.

Jay Guevara said...

"My, you're clean and articulate."

"Thanks. Wanna be my running mate?"

Jay Guevara said...

"You're nuts!"

"No, _you're_ nuts!"

Jay Guevara said...

"We've got that coconut tree by the nuts."

Blue said...

hey Gilligan - life is good on this tropical isle - the Professor made bowling balls out of coconuts, Maryann made pie out of coconuts, Ginger has a pair of coconuts, and the Skipper is coconuts....

mega said...

"OK, now that we got these disguises on, let's run in there and vote for HCR and then head right effing back to our districts for Easter recess."

Submariner said...

That's right, Bill; you have to go through these crappy bit parts before you hit the big-time and start showing up in other people's pictures...

Submariner said...

Jane and Mary froze awkwardly when they saw each other's party outfit...

Rodney Dill said...

"After you..."
"No, after you..."
[CLUNK]

Rodney Dill said...

Two more happy customers of the Nut Of The Month Club -- Next month Dennis Kuchinich.

censors hip said...

....and I hear they are going to tax out nuts to pay for health care....

Matt the K said...

Catholic Cocoanut Squirrels in blah blah blah

David said...

[muffled] I TOLD you we shouldn't stand under the palm tree!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: One of the more unusual mutations on Bikini Atoll is the coconut squirrel. Sadly, this new species is endangered. Islanders soon learned they could crack their little heads open and get a great tasting milk that also works wonders as a skin lotion.

-OR-

Bernie Dwinkle was charged with animal cruelty after drilling holes in coconuts and smearing the insides with peanut butter. If it weren't for his youtube video showing 12 squirrels running amok in the neighborhood, he might have gotten away with it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm cuckoo for coconuts! cuckoo for coconuts!
Oh shaddap and help me get this damned thing off. We look like a couple of squirrels!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stop giggling hysterically!!!!
Can't help it. This reminds me of a Chip 'n Dale episode on the Disney channel. heeheeheehehehehehe
At least we're not the first to find ourselves in such an awkward situation.

Rodney Dill said...

both: "I thought you were bringing the rum."

Rodney Dill said...

ACORN's replacement

Rodney Dill said...

"Marco co co co..."
"Polo lo lo lo..."

molson said...

Thank goodness that healthcare thingy is over. Now we can get back to something really important.

Submariner said...

Nasty Pelosi and Harry Weed congratulate each other on the "#*@! of a lifetime" they just performed on the populace and discuss additional strategies on how to avoid snipers.

Rodney Dill said...

"No you be Rahm, and I'll be Obama..."

Rodney Dill said...

Another Don Imus moment in 3...2...1...

JohnS said...

Meanwhile, the real authors of the HCR bill get back to their normal hijinks...

dub said...

Apparently you dont shave your nuts either.

Jack Reacher said...

NONE SHALL PASS!

dub said...

Teabagging the locals, the Enumclaw edition.

curly said...

Squirrel on left: “Ha! You have one more nut than Obama!”
Squirrel on right: “Ha! You have one less nut than Michelle!”

curly said...

Many of the gate crashers to healthcare victory party put on by the DNC wore the same disguise.

Mr Hankey said...

"You put the squirrel in the coconut, and shake him all up. You put the squirrel in the coconut and shake him all up...

sonicfrog said...

Hmmm, first I hear ABBA may be getting back together, and now I see that the Squirrel Nut Zippers are going on tour again. Wow, should be a good summer.

Mr. Right said...

Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't...

Festivus said...

Do these things make our butts look big?

racerboy said...

Now listen, Bo - you hook left for the Hail Mary, I'll drop back, fake the handover to BillyBob, hit you with the bomb pass, and we'll bring this one home, OK?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wow, you're right! You *CAN* hear the ocean in these things! Wait 'til I tell Shirley!"


wv: unraffl - What I did when I saw what the bachelorette at the charity raffle looked like.

curly said...

“Thank goodness for global warming! How else could we expect to find coconuts growing in Central Park?”

curly said...

While some may liken Obama to a coconut -- brown on the outside and hollow on the inside – those in the know would liken him to a watermelon – enviro-green on the outside and commie-red on the inside.