Racerboy
Best of Jay Guevara ...
"My, you're clean and articulate."
"Thanks. Wanna be my running mate?"
Best of Submariner ...
That's right, Bill; you have to go through these crappy bit parts before you hit the big-time and start showing up in other people's pictures...
Best of David ...
[muffled] I TOLD you we shouldn't stand under the palm tree!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston ...
David Attenborough whispers: One of the more unusual mutations on Bikini Atoll is the coconut squirrel. Sadly, this new species is endangered. Islanders soon learned they could crack their little heads open and get a great tasting milk that also works wonders as a skin lotion.
Best of Jack Reacher ...
NONE SHALL PASS!
Best of Mr Hankey ...
"You put the squirrel in the coconut, and shake him all up. You put the squirrel in the coconut and shake him all up...
Threadwinner: sonicfrog ...
Hmmm, first I hear ABBA may be getting back together, and now I see that the Squirrel Nut Zippers are going on tour again. Wow, should be a good summer.
Best of Mr. Right ...
♪Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't...♪
Best of Festivus ...
Do these things make our butts look big?
Best of racerboy ...
Now listen, Bo - you hook left for the Hail Mary, I'll drop back, fake the handover to BillyBob, hit you with the bomb pass, and we'll bring this one home, OK?
Best of curly ...
“Thank goodness for global warming! How else could we expect to find coconuts growing in Central Park?”
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"Who's calling who a cocoanut head"?
Vinney
After the government required rectal exam, Johnny was shocked to see his nuts being squired away.
"My, you're clean and articulate."
"Thanks. Wanna be my running mate?"
"You're nuts!"
"No, _you're_ nuts!"
"We've got that coconut tree by the nuts."
hey Gilligan - life is good on this tropical isle - the Professor made bowling balls out of coconuts, Maryann made pie out of coconuts, Ginger has a pair of coconuts, and the Skipper is coconuts....
"OK, now that we got these disguises on, let's run in there and vote for HCR and then head right effing back to our districts for Easter recess."
That's right, Bill; you have to go through these crappy bit parts before you hit the big-time and start showing up in other people's pictures...
Jane and Mary froze awkwardly when they saw each other's party outfit...
"After you..."
"No, after you..."
[CLUNK]
Two more happy customers of the Nut Of The Month Club -- Next month Dennis Kuchinich.
....and I hear they are going to tax out nuts to pay for health care....
Catholic Cocoanut Squirrels in blah blah blah
[muffled] I TOLD you we shouldn't stand under the palm tree!
David Attenborough whispers: One of the more unusual mutations on Bikini Atoll is the coconut squirrel. Sadly, this new species is endangered. Islanders soon learned they could crack their little heads open and get a great tasting milk that also works wonders as a skin lotion.
-OR-
Bernie Dwinkle was charged with animal cruelty after drilling holes in coconuts and smearing the insides with peanut butter. If it weren't for his youtube video showing 12 squirrels running amok in the neighborhood, he might have gotten away with it.
I'm cuckoo for coconuts! cuckoo for coconuts!
Oh shaddap and help me get this damned thing off. We look like a couple of squirrels!
Stop giggling hysterically!!!!
Can't help it. This reminds me of a Chip 'n Dale episode on the Disney channel. heeheeheehehehehehe
At least we're not the first to find ourselves in such an awkward situation.
both: "I thought you were bringing the rum."
ACORN's replacement
"Marco co co co..."
"Polo lo lo lo..."
Thank goodness that healthcare thingy is over. Now we can get back to something really important.
Nasty Pelosi and Harry Weed congratulate each other on the "#*@! of a lifetime" they just performed on the populace and discuss additional strategies on how to avoid snipers.
"No you be Rahm, and I'll be Obama..."
Another Don Imus moment in 3...2...1...
Meanwhile, the real authors of the HCR bill get back to their normal hijinks...
Apparently you dont shave your nuts either.
NONE SHALL PASS!
Teabagging the locals, the Enumclaw edition.
Squirrel on left: “Ha! You have one more nut than Obama!”
Squirrel on right: “Ha! You have one less nut than Michelle!”
Many of the gate crashers to healthcare victory party put on by the DNC wore the same disguise.
"You put the squirrel in the coconut, and shake him all up. You put the squirrel in the coconut and shake him all up...
Hmmm, first I hear ABBA may be getting back together, and now I see that the Squirrel Nut Zippers are going on tour again. Wow, should be a good summer.
♪Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't...♪
Do these things make our butts look big?
Now listen, Bo - you hook left for the Hail Mary, I'll drop back, fake the handover to BillyBob, hit you with the bomb pass, and we'll bring this one home, OK?
"Wow, you're right! You *CAN* hear the ocean in these things! Wait 'til I tell Shirley!"
wv: unraffl - What I did when I saw what the bachelorette at the charity raffle looked like.
“Thank goodness for global warming! How else could we expect to find coconuts growing in Central Park?”
While some may liken Obama to a coconut -- brown on the outside and hollow on the inside – those in the know would liken him to a watermelon – enviro-green on the outside and commie-red on the inside.
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