Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Beaches

Brender

1. "Ew! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

2. "I always dreamed I'd been in your arms when we finally brought down this capitalist fever dream called 'America.'"

3. "OMG! You got me the Russian Rocket model. This is the bestest birthday evers!"

4. "Indigo Girls reunion! I am so there!"

5. "Why do you smell like the Prime Minister of Iceland?"

Best of GregMan
New contest over at Girls With Corpses magazine: guess which one is the corpse?

Best of Kaptain Krude
When Parasites Attack, only on FOX News, the only network brave enough to bring you these pictures.

Threadwinner: jj
The only thing missing is an old '65 T-Bird and a cliff.

Best of Vinney
"Nancy, I have a favor to ask of you. You know that whip I've seen you with, the one with the knobby handle...."

Best of blue
The girls are giddy with excitement following their audition for the New Laverne and Shirley Show.

Best of dadoctah
"Thank God! We're saved. It's Electra Woman and Dynagirl...wait, what?"

Best of Submariner
As soon as the Wookie showed up, they began performing Macbeth...

Best of Steve O
Hillary and Nancy share a "dualie."

Best of Jack Reacher
If "politics is show-biz for ugly people" this must be their Academy Awards.

Best of Matt the K
Cacklefest 2010 was just not the same without Wayland Flowers and Madame.

Best of Mr Hankey
There always big hugs when a newbie joins "Cankles Anonymous"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Our prayers have been answered! Everyready has just come out with new long-life batteries!"

34 comments:

GregMan said...

Obligatory CapThis post:

"Thursday already?"

GregMan said...

No one was really all that surprised when Shrillary and Speaker Botoxi came out of the closet.

GregMan said...

"My preciousss!"

GregMan said...

New contest over at Girls With Corpses magazine: guess which one is the corpse?

Kaptain Krude said...

When Parasites Attack, only on FOX News, the only network brave enough to bring you these pictures.

jj said...

The only thing missing is an old '65 T-Bird and a cliff.

Anonymous said...

"Nancy, I have a favor to ask of you. You know that whip I've seen you with, the one with the knobby handle...."

Vinney

Army of Dad said...

Now that ObamaCare is passed what say you and I do split a sixpack of young maidens?

Jay Guevara said...

"We've finally done it! America is doomed! Oh, hug me, hug me!"

blue said...

the girls are giddy with excitement following their audition for the New Laverne and Shirley Show.

Army of Dad said...

"Now that my sister is here we will get you my pritty little Palin and your little tea baggers too!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Flock of Crones starts embracing and chanting, marking the start of Lilith Fair 2010.

-OR-

Sisters, sisters
There were never such demented sisters,
Never had to have a debate, no sir,
I was there to pass my tricks on to her
Caring, sharing
Many little tax deals preparing.
We rammed that huge healthcare bill home
She wore the dress, and my pants stayed on

dadoctah said...

"Thank God! We're saved. It's Electra Woman and Dynagirl...wait, what?"

dadoctah said...

Xena and Gabrielle have really let themselves go.

Submariner said...

As soon as the Wookie showed up, they began performing Macbeth...

dadoctah said...

Yes, I admit I compared them to the Hilton sisters. But I was talking about Daisy and Violet.

Steve O said...

Nancy and Hillary do some male bonding.

Steve O said...

As much as one man can love another man and not be gay...

Steve O said...

Hillary and Nancy share a "dualie."

Steve O said...

Hillary and Nancy share a "dualie."

Anonymous said...

Hog 1: “But Nancy! What about Womynmade Global Warming?”
Hog 2: “C’mon! For old times sake? I’ll spring for the offsets; it can’t be more than a couple of redwood trees in Humbolt County.”

Prelude to a politically correct, Marxist/Leninist, post-Obamacare, pre-apocalyptic, in-your-face-you-teabagger-haters, screw the clingers, putridly odorous synchronized queef.

Unscrupulous said...

I must be seeing double. Four penises?

Jack Reacher said...

"Fabulous! Throw another one to the lions!"

Jack Reacher said...

If "politics is show-biz for ugly people" this must be their Academy Awards.

dadoctah said...

Huddling together for warmth: Ur doin it rong.

Matt the K said...

Cacklefest 2010 was just not the same without Wayland Flowers and Madame.

Submariner said...

"Is that you or me, Nan?"
"Not sure, Hil, but it sure as Hell don't smell like 'Teen Spirit' now, does it?"

metalgarth said...

What is Girl on Girl action that even the most desperate pervs would pay money to NOT see?

dadoctah said...

"Sis, I thought that brat from Kansas dropped a farmhouse on you!"

"No way! I thought she melted you with a bucket of water!"

molson said...

This sh!t right here is really harshing my buzz.

Mr. Hankey said...

Someone broke into Rachel Maddow's porn.

Jay Guevara said...

Hot...er...make that "stone cold" girl-on-girl action.

Mr Hankey said...

There always big hugs when a newbie joins "Cankles Anonymous"

Jay Guevara said...

"Our prayers have been answered! Everyready has just come out with new long-life batteries!"