1. "Ew! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
2. "I always dreamed I'd been in your arms when we finally brought down this capitalist fever dream called 'America.'"
3. "OMG! You got me the Russian Rocket model. This is the bestest birthday evers!"
4. "Indigo Girls reunion! I am so there!"
5. "Why do you smell like the Prime Minister of Iceland?"
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