1. The McDonald's in Kobe is now open.
2. Ronald McDonald flashes the secret devil sign to his fellow Black Sabbath fans.
3. As soon as they saw Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk through the door, they knew the monthly sales competition was in the bag.
4. Just as they posed for the group pic, an out-of-control Toyota Prius with failing brakes and no power steering exploded through the front door and wiped them all out.
5. The McBlowfish has to be prepared just right or else you die. Oh, no, wait, that's McRib.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
North Korea's first McDonalds! Citizens are permitted to see pretty pictures of food, can only order boiled grass and actually look forward to finding a dead rat in the Happy Meal[tm] since the nutritional info on the menu states it's high in protein.
Best of Blue
Ronald calls a press conference to explain why the children of these workers have red hair.....
Best of Vinney
The McKado
Best of Mr. Hankey
We serve you long time!!
Best of Mr. Hankey
Hey Sailor-boy, come get "Happy-Ending Meal" today
Best of Submariner
Standard Cap #21: "Aieeeeee - Godzirrah!"
Best of mega
"Hey Lama, nice robes, clown!" Chinese kids had a great laugh after the White House dumped the Dalai Lama off in a taxi at the nearest fast food joint.
Best of Rodney Dill
Special Sauce in 3...2...1...
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Since the BMI of the average McSamurai is a pudgy 26, this looks like a PSA poster by foreign health departments looking to blame Western influence on changing asian diets and waistlines.
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Apparently, saying "cheese" in their native tongue comes out as "awwwwk."
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North Korea's first McDonalds! Citizens are permitted to see pretty pictures of food, can only order boiled grass and actually look forward to finding a dead rat in the Happy Meal[tm] since the nutritional info on the menu states it's high in protein.
A relieved, jocular Chinese crew at the new Mickie D's in Beijing just learned that Mayo was not their dead leader.
Vinney
They car it Royar with Cheese.
McKitten!, McKitten! Try our new McKitten sandwhich!
Ronald calls a press conference to explain why the children of these workers have red hair.....
Times were tough. A cash strapped Ronald McDonald would often moonlight as a kabuki extra.
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The McKado
Vinney
Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm Mai Dongalds's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Temple. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Wang. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
We serve you long time!!
Hey Sailor-boy, come get "Happy-Ending Meal" today
Standard Cap #21:
"Aieeeeee - Godzirrah!"
Riffing on Standard Cap #17:
I guess we know where Mike al'Moore was when his laxative kicked in...
1. The McDonald's in Kobe is now open.
Bravo, man, bravo. Easily the best caption all year.
wv: nomboom - no, that would be the McDonald's in Iraq.
No had the heart to tell Shoji that he was *not* in fact wearing the coolest new Manga costume.
Show of hands, please: how many here have ever tried to eat a hot apple turnover with chopsticks?
Can I get an "Aiieee!!! Gojira!" from my homies?
wv: egenizer. It keeps poaching...and poaching...and poaching....
George Takei reveled in the anonymity of being Ronald.
Oh-oh-oh oh, what a feering,
TOYOTA!
Burger King is an Imperialist Running Dog!
HORRYWOOOOOOD!!!!!!
"Hey Lama, nice robes, clown!" Chinese kids had a great laugh after the White House dumped the Dalai Lama off in a taxi at the nearest fast food joint.
Special Sauce in 3...2...1...
you want flies widdat?
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