Friday, February 19, 2010

Would You Rike Some Flies With That?

Sondra K

1. The McDonald's in Kobe is now open.

2. Ronald McDonald flashes the secret devil sign to his fellow Black Sabbath fans.

3. As soon as they saw Kevin Smith and Michael Moore walk through the door, they knew the monthly sales competition was in the bag.

4. Just as they posed for the group pic, an out-of-control Toyota Prius with failing brakes and no power steering exploded through the front door and wiped them all out.

5. The McBlowfish has to be prepared just right or else you die. Oh, no, wait, that's McRib.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
North Korea's first McDonalds! Citizens are permitted to see pretty pictures of food, can only order boiled grass and actually look forward to finding a dead rat in the Happy Meal[tm] since the nutritional info on the menu states it's high in protein.

Best of Blue
Ronald calls a press conference to explain why the children of these workers have red hair.....

Best of Vinney
The McKado

Best of Mr. Hankey
We serve you long time!!

Best of Mr. Hankey
Hey Sailor-boy, come get "Happy-Ending Meal" today

Best of Submariner
Standard Cap #21: "Aieeeeee - Godzirrah!"

Best of mega
"Hey Lama, nice robes, clown!" Chinese kids had a great laugh after the White House dumped the Dalai Lama off in a taxi at the nearest fast food joint.

Best of Rodney Dill
Special Sauce in 3...2...1...

22 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Since the BMI of the average McSamurai is a pudgy 26, this looks like a PSA poster by foreign health departments looking to blame Western influence on changing asian diets and waistlines.

-OR-

Apparently, saying "cheese" in their native tongue comes out as "awwwwk."

-OR-

North Korea's first McDonalds! Citizens are permitted to see pretty pictures of food, can only order boiled grass and actually look forward to finding a dead rat in the Happy Meal[tm] since the nutritional info on the menu states it's high in protein.

Anonymous said...

A relieved, jocular Chinese crew at the new Mickie D's in Beijing just learned that Mayo was not their dead leader.

Vinney

Capt. Queeg said...

They car it Royar with Cheese.

Double the U said...

McKitten!, McKitten! Try our new McKitten sandwhich!

Blue said...

Ronald calls a press conference to explain why the children of these workers have red hair.....

Anonymous said...

Times were tough. A cash strapped Ronald McDonald would often moonlight as a kabuki extra.

or

The McKado

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm Mai Dongalds's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Temple. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Wang. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Mr. Hankey said...

We serve you long time!!

Mr. Hankey said...

Hey Sailor-boy, come get "Happy-Ending Meal" today

Submariner said...

Standard Cap #21:

"Aieeeeee - Godzirrah!"

Submariner said...

Riffing on Standard Cap #17:

I guess we know where Mike al'Moore was when his laxative kicked in...

Kaptain Krude said...

1. The McDonald's in Kobe is now open.

Bravo, man, bravo. Easily the best caption all year.

wv: nomboom - no, that would be the McDonald's in Iraq.

Matt the Kostume said...

No had the heart to tell Shoji that he was *not* in fact wearing the coolest new Manga costume.

dadoctah said...

Show of hands, please: how many here have ever tried to eat a hot apple turnover with chopsticks?

dadoctah said...

Can I get an "Aiieee!!! Gojira!" from my homies?

wv: egenizer. It keeps poaching...and poaching...and poaching....

Matt the K said...

George Takei reveled in the anonymity of being Ronald.

Kaptain Krude said...

Oh-oh-oh oh, what a feering,
TOYOTA!

Viking04 said...

Burger King is an Imperialist Running Dog!

Viking04 said...

HORRYWOOOOOOD!!!!!!

mega said...

"Hey Lama, nice robes, clown!" Chinese kids had a great laugh after the White House dumped the Dalai Lama off in a taxi at the nearest fast food joint.

Rodney Dill said...

Special Sauce in 3...2...1...

Rodney Dill said...

you want flies widdat?