Divine Miss M
1. Proof you don't have to star in a Twilight movie to be allergic to vaginas.
2. Minnie Pearl's Great Grandson also tended to have things dangling off his clothes.
3. The Invasion of the Brain Slugs was facilitated by a sudden fetish for weird hats.
4. And people think the Europeans are better than us... why?
5. "I'll take one of those outfits," AOM told the clerk. "Do you have any larger sizes?"
Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
Shane found having his brain digested by a large parasite oddly arousing.
Best of Silhouette
Must be Lord GaGa.
Best of GregMan
When the Safe School Czar said he wanted to bring back school uniforms, traditionalists rejoiced. Not for long, however.
Best of blue
Why is everyone laughing at me??? Oh wait, my shirt is unbuttoned.....
Best of dub
If you get the black trousers, the appendage is a good 6" longer.
Best of Army of Mom
Ang Lee's remake of Sigmund and the Seamonster
Best of Dactyl
Uh, you got something on your face right there...and on your shirt...and on your, um, you know what? Never mind.
Best of BubbaLove
The gay British TreeMan was delighted at the chance to show off his growths and his wood in such stylish fashion!
Best of molson
Worst Harry Potter impersonation ever.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Lee Majors turned down a lucrative offer by San Francisco's Gey Theater to star in a remake called The 6 Million Dollar Bionic Fruit.
Best of Vinney
Bruce's off the rack pants were always tight in the crotch until his tailor came up with a unique solution.