Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Tuesday Trouser Sausage

Divine Miss M


1. Proof you don't have to star in a Twilight movie to be allergic to vaginas.

2. Minnie Pearl's Great Grandson also tended to have things dangling off his clothes.

3. The Invasion of the Brain Slugs was facilitated by a sudden fetish for weird hats.

4. And people think the Europeans are better than us... why?

5. "I'll take one of those outfits," AOM told the clerk. "Do you have any larger sizes?"

Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
Shane found having his brain digested by a large parasite oddly arousing.

Best of Silhouette
Must be Lord GaGa.

Best of GregMan
When the Safe School Czar said he wanted to bring back school uniforms, traditionalists rejoiced. Not for long, however.

Best of blue
Why is everyone laughing at me??? Oh wait, my shirt is unbuttoned.....

Best of dub
If you get the black trousers, the appendage is a good 6" longer.

Best of Army of Mom
Ang Lee's remake of Sigmund and the Seamonster

Best of Dactyl
Uh, you got something on your face right there...and on your shirt...and on your, um, you know what? Never mind.

Best of BubbaLove
The gay British TreeMan was delighted at the chance to show off his growths and his wood in such stylish fashion!

Best of molson
Worst Harry Potter impersonation ever.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Lee Majors turned down a lucrative offer by San Francisco's Gey Theater to star in a remake called The 6 Million Dollar Bionic Fruit.

Best of Vinney
Bruce's off the rack pants were always tight in the crotch until his tailor came up with a unique solution.

30 comments:

Double the U said...

Your flowerpot seems to have some dickweed growing in it.

Silhouette said...

Must be Lord GaGa.

Anonymous said...

Pantswise, methinks the Lady doth protest too much.

GregMan said...

So many things to make fun of, so little time.

GregMan said...

When the Safe School Czar said he wanted to bring back school uniforms, traditionalists rejoiced. Not for long, however.

GregMan said...

The Folsom Street Fashion Show was about what everyone expected.

GregMan said...

"Finally a fashion trend I can get behind", thought Andrew Sullivan.

blue said...

Why is everyone laughing at me???
Oh wait, my shirt is unbuttoned.....

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Shane found having his brain digested by a large parasite oddly arousing.

Mr. Hankey said...

Sometimes the answer isn't boxers or briefs.

dub said...

If you get the black trousers, the appendage is a good 6" longer.

Mr. Hankey said...

Borg fashions for the new millenium.

Matt the K said...

'Bad News' ORA: "I like using a broccoli, I get a bettah shape."

Submariner said...

And to think they made fun of him in High School because he wore his heart on his sleeve...

Submariner said...

Oz never did give nothing to the tan man...

Submariner said...

Sometimes Brett DIDN'T have to drop trou to count to twenty-one.

Submariner said...

Anyone going to claim this prom date?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Buehler?

Army of Mom said...

This design by Sully is called Trouser Snake.

Army of Mom said...

Ang Lee's remake of Sigmund and the Seamonster

Army of Mom said...

The new Davy Jones in Butt Pirates of the Carribean

Army of Mom said...

AoM decided to throw back the little ones when she went fishing.

Dactyl said...

WV: inces. Yeah, it can lead to this.

Dactyl said...

Uh, you got something on your face right there...and on your shirt...and on your, um, you know what? Never mind.

BubbaLove said...

The gay British TreeMan was delighted at the chance to show off his growths and his wood in such stylish fashion!

molson said...

Worst Harry Potter impersonation ever.

sonicfrog said...

Huh, I wondered what John Edwards was up to these days.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lee Majors turned down a lucrative offer by San Francisco's Gey Theater to star in a remake called The 6 Million Dollar Bionic Fruit.

-OR-

In the adult version of The Wizard of Oz, the Lollipop Kids were apparently post pubescent without being post tumescent.

-OR-

The Show Must Go On
The daring haute couture outfit garnered a standing ovation. Nobody realized that moments before, Kate Moss had purged all over Zippy.

-OR-

Despite the huge success of the Wonderbra, it took a long time before executives decided to let the Wonderpenis out of the closet.

Steve O said...

FRANKS AND BEANS!

FRANKS AND BEANS!

Anonymous said...

Bruce's off the rack pants were always tight in the crotch until his tailor came up with a unique solution.

Vinney

divine miss m said...

In this spring: the weenis.