1. Proof you don't have to star in a Twilight movie to be allergic to vaginas.
2. Minnie Pearl's Great Grandson also tended to have things dangling off his clothes.
3. The Invasion of the Brain Slugs was facilitated by a sudden fetish for weird hats.
4. And people think the Europeans are better than us... why?
5. "I'll take one of those outfits," AOM told the clerk. "Do you have any larger sizes?"
Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
Shane found having his brain digested by a large parasite oddly arousing.
Best of Silhouette
Must be Lord GaGa.
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When the Safe School Czar said he wanted to bring back school uniforms, traditionalists rejoiced. Not for long, however.
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Why is everyone laughing at me??? Oh wait, my shirt is unbuttoned.....
Best of dub
If you get the black trousers, the appendage is a good 6" longer.
Best of Army of Mom
Ang Lee's remake of Sigmund and the Seamonster
Best of Dactyl
Uh, you got something on your face right there...and on your shirt...and on your, um, you know what? Never mind.
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The gay British TreeMan was delighted at the chance to show off his growths and his wood in such stylish fashion!
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Worst Harry Potter impersonation ever.
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Lee Majors turned down a lucrative offer by San Francisco's Gey Theater to star in a remake called The 6 Million Dollar Bionic Fruit.
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Bruce's off the rack pants were always tight in the crotch until his tailor came up with a unique solution.
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Your flowerpot seems to have some dickweed growing in it.
Must be Lord GaGa.
Pantswise, methinks the Lady doth protest too much.
So many things to make fun of, so little time.
When the Safe School Czar said he wanted to bring back school uniforms, traditionalists rejoiced. Not for long, however.
The Folsom Street Fashion Show was about what everyone expected.
"Finally a fashion trend I can get behind", thought Andrew Sullivan.
Why is everyone laughing at me???
Oh wait, my shirt is unbuttoned.....
Shane found having his brain digested by a large parasite oddly arousing.
Sometimes the answer isn't boxers or briefs.
If you get the black trousers, the appendage is a good 6" longer.
Borg fashions for the new millenium.
'Bad News' ORA: "I like using a broccoli, I get a bettah shape."
And to think they made fun of him in High School because he wore his heart on his sleeve...
Oz never did give nothing to the tan man...
Sometimes Brett DIDN'T have to drop trou to count to twenty-one.
Anyone going to claim this prom date?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Buehler?
This design by Sully is called Trouser Snake.
Ang Lee's remake of Sigmund and the Seamonster
The new Davy Jones in Butt Pirates of the Carribean
AoM decided to throw back the little ones when she went fishing.
WV: inces. Yeah, it can lead to this.
Uh, you got something on your face right there...and on your shirt...and on your, um, you know what? Never mind.
The gay British TreeMan was delighted at the chance to show off his growths and his wood in such stylish fashion!
Worst Harry Potter impersonation ever.
Huh, I wondered what John Edwards was up to these days.
Lee Majors turned down a lucrative offer by San Francisco's Gey Theater to star in a remake called The 6 Million Dollar Bionic Fruit.
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In the adult version of The Wizard of Oz, the Lollipop Kids were apparently post pubescent without being post tumescent.
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The Show Must Go On
The daring haute couture outfit garnered a standing ovation. Nobody realized that moments before, Kate Moss had purged all over Zippy.
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Despite the huge success of the Wonderbra, it took a long time before executives decided to let the Wonderpenis out of the closet.
FRANKS AND BEANS!
FRANKS AND BEANS!
Bruce's off the rack pants were always tight in the crotch until his tailor came up with a unique solution.
Vinney
In this spring: the weenis.
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