1. Why you should never mouth off to your face-painter.
2. "So, guys, you didn't do anything to me while I was drunk, did you?"
3. A generation of teenage girls had their gaydar permanently scrambled by Twilight and so Billy's plea for help went unnoticed.
4. Dad scoffed, "I have no son... er... daughter... whatever the hell you are, I don't have you."
5. "Y'know kid, I kinda wanna sign you up with eHarmony just to see who the f--k they pair you off with."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Long before today's generation of brainless pathetic wiggers, there were... windians.
Best of Submariner
Evidently, Skeletor had a love child with Tammy Faye...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"But Mom, I don't WANNA wear the hoodie Gramma gave me! It makes me look weird!"
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
"Grandma Stacia; Lemmy just called and said Hawkwind was gettin' back together, on tour. Can I go?!"
Best of Matt the K
Even Skeletor hates Skeletor sometimes.
Best of Dactyl
The voodoo priestess of Sherman Oaks was not what you might expect.
Best of molson
And to think people thought Teletubbies didn't f@ck with kids minds.
Best of metalgarth
King Diamond's kids really had no idea what to rebel against
Best of Steve O
SWF. Seeking same. Loves art, rainbows, incomprehensible symbolism.
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"Should I tell her to clean off her face?"
"No, Two black eyes... she's already been told twice."
History Always Repeats Itself
Long before today's generation of brainless pathetic wiggers, there were... windians.
Evidently, Skeletor had a love child with Tammy Faye...
"But Mom, I don't WANNA wear the hoodie Gramma gave me! It makes me look weird!"
"Grandma Stacia; Lemmy just called and said Hawkwind was gettin' back together, on tour. Can I go?!"
The inevitable result when Emo kids start popping X.
verif word: pedned. Not really sure what it means, but I'll bet Barney Frank does...
Even Skeletor hates Skeletor sometimes.
Lemme see if I can correctly interprate this one:
S/he is a confused, goth, emo, gay, Sponge Bob fan that just finished a raspberry Slurpee?
The voodoo priestess of Sherman Oaks was not what you might expect.
"I knew I should have gone with black!"...Bob in R & D was convinced that the choice of hoodie was the only keeping Grim Reaper Care Bear from a greenlight.
And to think people thought Teletubbies didn't f@ck with kids minds.
Gay Goth = FAIL!
Ahhh... I see you blew man group.
King Diamond's kids really had no idea what to rebel against
No, I haven't been dating any of the Blue Man Group... Why do you ask?
The braves of the Haight-Ashbury tribe were not noted for their war paint.
Vinney
SWF. Seeking same. Loves art, rainbows, incomprehensible symbolism.
Now if CONSERVATIVES ran the media, it would be THESE types of freaks that would be interviewed to represent the Left.
No, I'm not gay...but that clown I just blew is a total fag.
When asked for comment, Ms Lohan simply said she was "researching her next role".
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