Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Things to Drag Behind Your Pickup in Texas

Schneider


1. Why you should never mouth off to your face-painter.

2. "So, guys, you didn't do anything to me while I was drunk, did you?"

3. A generation of teenage girls had their gaydar permanently scrambled by Twilight and so Billy's plea for help went unnoticed.

4. Dad scoffed, "I have no son... er... daughter... whatever the hell you are, I don't have you."

5. "Y'know kid, I kinda wanna sign you up with eHarmony just to see who the f--k they pair you off with."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Long before today's generation of brainless pathetic wiggers, there were... windians.

Best of Submariner
Evidently, Skeletor had a love child with Tammy Faye...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"But Mom, I don't WANNA wear the hoodie Gramma gave me! It makes me look weird!"

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
"Grandma Stacia; Lemmy just called and said Hawkwind was gettin' back together, on tour. Can I go?!"

Best of Matt the K
Even Skeletor hates Skeletor sometimes.

Best of Dactyl
The voodoo priestess of Sherman Oaks was not what you might expect.

Best of molson
And to think people thought Teletubbies didn't f@ck with kids minds.

Best of metalgarth
King Diamond's kids really had no idea what to rebel against

Best of Steve O
SWF. Seeking same. Loves art, rainbows, incomprehensible symbolism.

20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Should I tell her to clean off her face?"
"No, Two black eyes... she's already been told twice."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

History Always Repeats Itself
Long before today's generation of brainless pathetic wiggers, there were... windians.

Submariner said...

Evidently, Skeletor had a love child with Tammy Faye...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"But Mom, I don't WANNA wear the hoodie Gramma gave me! It makes me look weird!"

Barco Sin Vela II said...

"Grandma Stacia; Lemmy just called and said Hawkwind was gettin' back together, on tour. Can I go?!"

racerboy said...

The inevitable result when Emo kids start popping X.

verif word: pedned. Not really sure what it means, but I'll bet Barney Frank does...

Matt the K said...

Even Skeletor hates Skeletor sometimes.

Submariner said...

Lemme see if I can correctly interprate this one:
S/he is a confused, goth, emo, gay, Sponge Bob fan that just finished a raspberry Slurpee?

Dactyl said...

The voodoo priestess of Sherman Oaks was not what you might expect.

Matt the K said...

"I knew I should have gone with black!"...Bob in R & D was convinced that the choice of hoodie was the only keeping Grim Reaper Care Bear from a greenlight.

molson said...

And to think people thought Teletubbies didn't f@ck with kids minds.

sonicfrog said...

Gay Goth = FAIL!

Double the U said...

Ahhh... I see you blew man group.

metalgarth said...

King Diamond's kids really had no idea what to rebel against

Rodney Dill said...

No, I haven't been dating any of the Blue Man Group... Why do you ask?

Anonymous said...

The braves of the Haight-Ashbury tribe were not noted for their war paint.

Vinney

Steve O said...

SWF. Seeking same. Loves art, rainbows, incomprehensible symbolism.

Steve O said...

Now if CONSERVATIVES ran the media, it would be THESE types of freaks that would be interviewed to represent the Left.

dub said...

No, I'm not gay...but that clown I just blew is a total fag.

dadoctah said...

When asked for comment, Ms Lohan simply said she was "researching her next role".