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so this is The One Ring To Rule Them All
"Here ya go. It's a coupon for shampoo."
For those who care enough to give the very best...
The Fellowship Of The Brown Ring
Brokeback Cirith Ungol
...and one ring to bind them...
"A cover for the royal scepter."
When the Age of Men came crashing down...Aragorn, we all know. You left that hot elf chick Arwen with but a peck on her cheek; you spurn Eowyn's overt advances; you blush whenever Gimli talks of his fat helmet or Gandalf his long staff; and you cannot conceal the sideward glances toward Frodo and me. It's time to come out of ye olde closet.Huh? Oh. OHHH! Awright. -OR-Aragon, this is your pass to my, um, er, Doors of Durin. Speak, friend, and enter the real caves of Moria!WordVerify: reesse - another round ribbed chocolate treat? (oh hell, I can't believe these challenges are random)
What Happens In Gondor, Stays In Gondor
How do you say "I can't quit you" in Elvish?
"Aragorn, you're gonna need this for your hot date with Samwise."
Protect the horn of Gondor.
ORA: Don't worry. If he tries anything, Sam will kill him.
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