1. Everywhere he goes, John McCain is haunted by the pajama-clothed ghosts of those he napalmed back in 'Nam.
2. "We loved him long time. Now, we need a ride home."
3. Thailand's first Safe Schools Czar and his second favorite houseboy return from a weekend 'retreat.'
4. Ang Lee's remake of Batman and Robin was, actually, no worse than the original.
5. "I came from the future to warn my younger against a terrible fate... but I forgot how we all looked alike and ended up taking to this kid."
Best of Vinney
Two China Air flight attendents proudly model their new People's Republic uniforms.
Best of Double the U
We knew we were made for each other when we both got each other the same pajamagrams!
Best of dub
Quote: Ching chong fooo fong yooooo feee ching ching cho ahhhhh.
Translation: Why no I quit you?
Best of mega
"We sold our Treasurys to help crush the Evil Empire." Chinese PR campaigns were primitive, but moving in the right direction.
Best of dadoctah
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Best of Matt the K
"Dude! I had the most humiliating nightmare last night...I dreamt I showed up to class and I was fully dressed!"
Best of Adriane
Cultural Imperialism!!! First we shipped the programming jobs overseas ... then we shipped Casual Fridays ...