Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Street Jams

Brender

1. Everywhere he goes, John McCain is haunted by the pajama-clothed ghosts of those he napalmed back in 'Nam.

2. "We loved him long time. Now, we need a ride home."

3. Thailand's first Safe Schools Czar and his second favorite houseboy return from a weekend 'retreat.'

4. Ang Lee's remake of Batman and Robin was, actually, no worse than the original.

5. "I came from the future to warn my younger against a terrible fate... but I forgot how we all looked alike and ended up taking to this kid."

Best of Vinney
Two China Air flight attendents proudly model their new People's Republic uniforms.

Best of Double the U
We knew we were made for each other when we both got each other the same pajamagrams!

Best of dub
Quote: Ching chong fooo fong yooooo feee ching ching cho ahhhhh.
Translation: Why no I quit you?

Best of mega
"We sold our Treasurys to help crush the Evil Empire." Chinese PR campaigns were primitive, but moving in the right direction.

Best of dadoctah
Picture rejected. Squirrel not visible.

Best of Matt the K
"Dude! I had the most humiliating nightmare last night...I dreamt I showed up to class and I was fully dressed!"

Best of Adriane
Cultural Imperialism!!! First we shipped the programming jobs overseas ... then we shipped Casual Fridays ...

15 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Could it get worse for the FBI after they used a Spanish bureaucrat in a Bin Laden wanted poster? YES! They're now charged with layering a photo of employees of a Los Angeles 7-11 onto a fuzzy picture of Chinatown, claiming they're N. Korean spies.

-OR-

Have you seen these two anarchists? The Chinese govt now uses the milk carton BOLO concept with hopes of singling out 2 asians from over a billion nearly identical faces. Rotsa Ruck.

Anonymous said...

Two China Air flight attendents proudly model their new People's Republic uniforms.

Vinney

Double the U said...

We knew we were made for each other when we both got each other the same pajamagrams!

dub said...

Quote: Ching chong fooo fong yooooo feee ching ching cho ahhhhh.


Translation: Why no I quit you?

mega said...

"We sold our Treasurys to help crush the Evil Empire." Chinese PR campaigns were primitive, but moving in the right direction.

mega said...

Kids: "Daaaaaaad!!!!!!!!"

John Edwards: "FUCK."

dadoctah said...

Picture rejected. Squirrel not visible.

Jack Reacher said...

Just waiting for the shuttle bus to the Japanese game show studio.

Jack Reacher said...

In Chinese workers' paradise, hospital waiting rooms aren't, well, rooms.

Rodney Dill said...

Chinese bloggers

molson said...

Pajama pals or something else? Nice sandals though.

Matt the K said...

"Dude! I had the most humiliating nightmare last night...I dreamt I showed up to class and I was fully dressed!"

Unscrupulous said...

Men who run in front of car get tired.

Men who run behind car get exhausted.

Unscrupulous said...

Maybe they're sreep warking.

Adriane said...

Cultural Imperialism!!!

First we shipped the programming jobs overseas ... then we shipped Casual Fridays ...