Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Stacked

Brender


1. After Sasha put on a few pounds, M'Chel's punishment was severe.

2. Stephen King's maid carries one month's output to the publisher.

3. "Unfortunately, the name of our social networking site is 'Facebook,' not Headbook. Ad submission rejected."

4. Lakeesha is proud to receive her first installment from Time-Life books Paris Hilton's Sex Diaries, April to June, 1998.

5. After the Saints won, not everyone looted at Old Navy. (ATDHE)

Best of Vinney
Acting white not only gave Shaneeka a good education but great posture too.

Best of molson
I liked the old bookmobile better. I don't care how much carbon it spewed.

Best of Unscrupulous
This makes a mockery of the "You must be this tall to ride" postings.

Best of Unscrupulous
Ironically, although all of those books are about evolution, the weight of them would prevent her from ever standing erect!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Believe it or not, this isn't the most ridiculous hairstyle to emerge from Wigs & Weaves on 12th Street.

Best of mega
Dear Berkeley Town Council,
Yeah, thanks for sending all the Amazon.com gift cards. It's just what we needed here in Haiti. You really understand the challenges of people like us. Whatever.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Acting white not only gave Shaneeka a good education but great posture too.

Vinney

molson said...

I liked the old bookmobile better. I don't care how much carbon it spewed.

Silhouette said...

Clearly a member of the Amazon tribe.

dadoctah said...

When the Jehovah's Witnesses were here, they just brought *pamphlets*.

Unscrupulous said...

That lady is stacked!

Unscrupulous said...

This makes a mockery of the "You must be this tall to ride" postings.

Unscrupulous said...

Ironically, although all of those books are about evolution, the weight of them would prevent her from ever standing erect!

dub said...

3 hours later, the last of the books is being boiled with a pinch of garlic and a small carrot.

Unscrupulous said...

Kanisha attempted to pass the medial task to her sister, but she just didn't have a head for books.

Unscrupulous said...

It's a good thing those books aren't non-friction.

Unscrupulous said...

The exact moment Dwe Dek Mol invented her new system for filing books. Later coined "The Dewey Decimal System".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After slashing/burning the entire rainforest, widespread desertification forced overbreeding masses to turn to neighborhood libraries for firewood. That, too, proved to be a nonrenewable resource.

-OR-

Geek wannabe in a third world bazaar. Can't read them, but heard about osmosis from a nun and figured it's worth a shot.

-0R-

Believe it or not, this isn't the most ridiculous hairstyle to emerge from Wigs & Weaves on 12th Street.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, so Shawneesha always put her head to good use.

-OR-

Mindreading - U R doing it wrong.

-OR-

The chief never wondered what was on his wife's mind. He could read her like a book.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh, how The Legend of William Tell morphed as bards ranged far from Germany. In Nigeria, Willie Tellubobo was allegedly forced to fire a poison blow dart from a stampeding wildebeest into a stack of books atop his daughter's head.
(He succeeded, won the bet, and that is the source of the $25,000,000 you can share in if you're willing to help smuggle it out of the Côte d'Ivoire by emailing your bank account info to his heir via a trusted barrister in England)

Army of Dad said...

"I is edge-e-cated, I bees learning thru ozmosis!"

ATDHE

mega said...

Dear Berkeley Town Council,
Yeah, thanks for sending all the Amazon.com gift cards. It's just what we needed here in Haiti. You really understand the challenges of people like us. Whatever.