1. The world's least competent nose-pickers unite to end poverty.
2. Three outfits not even Army of Mom would own.
3. Dennis Kucinich's interns encourage everyone to be quiet.
4. My guess is, they could solve their poverty problems with a shower, a decent set of clothes, and a job.
5. "End poverty or we'll rub our boogers on you!"
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"Hey guys, I have a great idea. If we can't end poverty, let's put on a production of Godspell."
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Time had not been kind to Snap, Crackle and Pop.
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Sssssh, we will sneak socialism in.....
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Catch the season premiere of "Real Housewives of Castro Street"....
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"Be vewy vewy quiet, we're ending povewty."
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Three more congressional democrats announce they won't be running for re-election.
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The Federal Reserve keeps characteristically mum on its upcoming interest rate decisions.
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The Dixie Chicks keep having to find leftier and leftier crowds to play to.
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David Lee Roth sinks to an all-new low.
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What kind of piece of crap is Ben Stiller starring in this time?
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"Hey guys, I have a great idea. If we can't end poverty, let's put on a production of Godspell."
Vinney
Time had not been kind to Snap, Crackle and Pop.
Sssssh, we will sneak socialism in.....
Catch the season premiere of "Real Housewives of Castro Street"....
The blonde and the brunette are OK. I'm not too sure about that redhead, though.
"Be vewy vewy quiet, we're ending povewty."
Three more congressional democrats announce they won't be running for re-election.
*sniff sniff* mmmm...still smells like Andrew Sullivan.
It's nice to see some crackheads find meaningful work even if it pays zippy.
Wanna guess who went to sleep last night with the itchy butt?
Administration officials looked outside the usual recruiting grounds when choosing new directors for GM and Chrysler.
The Federal Reserve keeps characteristically mum on its upcoming interest rate decisions.
A conservative at Berkeley? Better get used to seeing this.
Coaches for the White House press corps remind the reporters of their duty.
Vag
Vag
Savin' for a vag
End shirtless fat guys with pink hair, its not a game.
Wilson Phillips uses the poverty card as a springboard for their comeback.
The Dixie Chicks keep having to find leftier and leftier crowds to play to.
David Lee Roth sinks to an all-new low.
...why we have a Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy.....
Sniff no evil, lick no evil and kiss no evil.
I guess they don't want to learn about Ron Paul either.
Not a game? Well, crap. I and thought I was going to win.
Signed
Poverty stricken Sonicfrog.
Ver Word: knogyrl
Jesus couldn't do it, but hey...we've got Obama!!
What kind of piece of crap is Ben Stiller starring in this time?
After checking out the latest batch of Lions' rookies reporting to camp, even the Ford family began to believe in Bobby Lane's curse.
The Poverty Gnomes plan to End Poverty:
Phase 1: Spend $ at "Rally Against Poverty"
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: End Poverty
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