Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Sssssh


1. The world's least competent nose-pickers unite to end poverty.

2. Three outfits not even Army of Mom would own.

3. Dennis Kucinich's interns encourage everyone to be quiet.

4. My guess is, they could solve their poverty problems with a shower, a decent set of clothes, and a job.

5. "End poverty or we'll rub our boogers on you!"
Threadwinner: Best of Vinney
"Hey guys, I have a great idea. If we can't end poverty, let's put on a production of Godspell."

Best of Adjustah
Time had not been kind to Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Best of satted
Sssssh, we will sneak socialism in.....

Best of dadoctah
Catch the season premiere of "Real Housewives of Castro Street"....

Threadwinner: Best of GregMan
"Be vewy vewy quiet, we're ending povewty."

Best of GregMan
Three more congressional democrats announce they won't be running for re-election.

Best of Jack Reacher
The Federal Reserve keeps characteristically mum on its upcoming interest rate decisions.

Best of Matt the K
The Dixie Chicks keep having to find leftier and leftier crowds to play to.

Best of Matt the K
David Lee Roth sinks to an all-new low.

Best of Submariner
What kind of piece of crap is Ben Stiller starring in this time?

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey guys, I have a great idea. If we can't end poverty, let's put on a production of Godspell."

Vinney

Adjustah said...

Time had not been kind to Snap, Crackle and Pop.

satted said...

Sssssh, we will sneak socialism in.....

dadoctah said...

Catch the season premiere of "Real Housewives of Castro Street"....

GregMan said...

The blonde and the brunette are OK. I'm not too sure about that redhead, though.

GregMan said...

"Be vewy vewy quiet, we're ending povewty."

GregMan said...

Three more congressional democrats announce they won't be running for re-election.

dub said...

*sniff sniff* mmmm...still smells like Andrew Sullivan.

molson said...

It's nice to see some crackheads find meaningful work even if it pays zippy.

molson said...

Wanna guess who went to sleep last night with the itchy butt?

Jack Reacher said...

Administration officials looked outside the usual recruiting grounds when choosing new directors for GM and Chrysler.

Jack Reacher said...

The Federal Reserve keeps characteristically mum on its upcoming interest rate decisions.

Jack Reacher said...

A conservative at Berkeley? Better get used to seeing this.

Jack Reacher said...

Coaches for the White House press corps remind the reporters of their duty.

Spin said...

Vag

Vag

Savin' for a vag

Matt the K said...

End shirtless fat guys with pink hair, its not a game.

Matt the K said...

Wilson Phillips uses the poverty card as a springboard for their comeback.

Matt the K said...

The Dixie Chicks keep having to find leftier and leftier crowds to play to.

Matt the K said...

David Lee Roth sinks to an all-new low.

blue said...

...why we have a Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy.....

Army of Dad said...

Sniff no evil, lick no evil and kiss no evil.

Army of Dad said...

I guess they don't want to learn about Ron Paul either.

sonicfrog said...

Not a game? Well, crap. I and thought I was going to win.

Signed

Poverty stricken Sonicfrog.

Ver Word: knogyrl

Mr. Hankey said...

Jesus couldn't do it, but hey...we've got Obama!!

Submariner said...

What kind of piece of crap is Ben Stiller starring in this time?

Submariner said...

After checking out the latest batch of Lions' rookies reporting to camp, even the Ford family began to believe in Bobby Lane's curse.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Poverty Gnomes plan to End Poverty:
Phase 1: Spend $ at "Rally Against Poverty"
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: End Poverty