Saturday, February 20, 2010

So, Who's been this drunk?


1. And this is how Butters got his family banned from Casa Bonita.

2. John McCain's organ clone is similarly unable to decide between left and right, and so ends up pissing all over everything.

3. Johnny Weir didn't know who had installed the glory hole in the Olympic village, but he was delighted nonetheless.

4. Joe had difficulty adjusting to life in the Heartland after growing up in New York City.

5. A botched PA left Joe with a split piss stream. He made the best of it.

Best of Vinney
It's a good thing Phil didn't have to take a crap too.

Best of Silhouette
"Pffft, the eye doctor said those drops might give me double vision, but I'm fine."

Best of Matt the K
K-Fed's not used to standing up to pee.

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "I, too, can 'save or create' jobs..."

Best of Jack Reacher
Some people are totally creeped out by urinal mats with faces on them.

Best of Rodney Dill
Imaginary Gurinal

Best of GregMan
A young Joe Biden wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Elwood P. Dowd, IV couldn't convince his teachers he was being bullied by two giant rabbits.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Kyle loved the new urinals - especially the blow-dryer for final drips.

Best of curly
Some men will go to extremes to keep Andrew Sullivan from occupying the next urinal and sneaking a peak.

29 comments:

Double the U said...

Some kind of union regulation to keep someone employed.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing Phil didn't have to take a crap too.

Vinney

Silhouette said...

"Pffft, the eye doctor said those drops might give me double vision, but I'm fine."

Matt the K said...

K-Fed's not used to standing up to pee.

Silhouette said...

Political centrists always feel so superior to the "extremists."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I, too, can 'save or create' jobs..."

Submariner said...

"Clean up on aisle 1 and a half..."

Submariner said...

mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmmm; Barack Hussein Obama...

Submariner said...

If this was March, he'd get whistled for double dribbling.

dadoctah said...

"The last time I had to take a urine test, I scored fifty percent on it!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Law of the Lavatory: Never pee on another man's shoes!
You know you've reached your limit when you see 2 penises. You're really REALLY plastered when you don't care.

-OR-

Barney Frank helped expand Massachusetts' urinating in public law to include a hefty fine for missing urinals in bars and stadiums. The curbside test was so exciting that he volunteered as an observer during trials.

-OR-

A little known provision of California's "three strikes and you're out" law means this guy will be required to sit down to pee if the cops catch him again.

Jack Reacher said...

Some people are totally creeped out by urinal mats with faces on them.

Jack Reacher said...

A scene from the Senate restroom for "Moderate Republicans."

mega said...

House version or Senate version?.....house version or senate version?

Most people didn't realize that health care reform boiled down to the decision of an unpaid White House intern.

mega said...

OK. Now it is seriously time to deal with those teacher-spies and their secret web-cams.

blue said...

when you are drunk , does anybody see you pee?

Rodney Dill said...

Imaginary Gurinal

Rodney Dill said...

Damned Diplopia

GregMan said...

A young Joe Biden wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

GregMan said...

Another fine product of America's public school system.

mega said...

The famous M.C. Escher optical illusion of 1940 had never been solved: was the man too far to the left, or the right?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Elwood P. Dowd, IV couldn't convince his teachers he was being bullied by two giant rabbits.

-OR-

Lenny wasn't concerned with labels like independent, indecisive or anarchic. Like many these days, he was just too stupid to pee.

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle objected to being called a dumbsh*t - he preferred a different route.

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle loved the new urinals - especially the blow-dryer for final drips.

molson said...

Pa said them funny sinks is for washing hair.

curly said...

White man piss with forked dick.

curly said...

Winning the Olympic gold medal in the “writing your name in the snow while pissing” competition requires lots of practice.

curly said...

Some men will go to extremes to keep Andrew Sullivan from occupying the next urinal and sneaking a peak.

blue said...

...man, these glasses I got from Obamacare really suck!!