Saturday, February 27, 2010

So, We're Back to This


1. Peter North's dog interrupts another intimate moment.

2. Once animal trials were complete, Burt intended to try his cryogenic experiments on humans.

3. Ah, summer in Michigan.

4. Determined to prove Global Warming was real, Al Gore insisted on playing frisbee with his dog in Minnesota in February... with sadly fatal results for the dog.

5. Frozone had finally had it with his cracker neighbor's racist dog.

Best of molson
Only Al Gore had the stunning brilliance to hold the Water Dog competition in upstate New York in February.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hmm," thought Earl, "Might need to put a screen on the intake side."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble of disturbed husband: "Crap! If that's all it does to the damned dog, it sure as hell won't grind up the wife!"

Best of curly
Up next on News-10: Dog appeared before a startled Nebraskan, thanks to a tear in the dyslexic time/space continuum.

Best of GregMan
"Dammit Sparky, I told you not to take that drink-a-gallon-of-milk challenge."

Best of Army of Dad
The puppy porno money shot.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there nothing a dog won't lick?

Vinney

molson said...

Only Al Gore had the stunning brilliance to hold the Water Dog competition in upstate New York in February.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hmm," thought Earl, "Might need to put a screen on the intake side."

Submariner said...

Frozone's water spaniel power pukes - film at 11.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble of avid golfer: "If it weren't for the dogleg, I coulda birdied that hole."

-OR-

Thawtbubble of disturbed husband: "Crap! If that's all it does to the damned dog, it sure as hell won't grind up the wife!"

-OR-

Carpe Freezium

dub said...

Spraying the bitch in the face...UR DOIN IT RONG

Spin said...

Never fear, Frosty, Underdog is here!


vw-unblo

Jack Reacher said...

Is it true Michael Vick is moving to Minnesota?

curly said...

Up next on News-10: Dog appeared before a startled Nebraskan, thanks to a tear in the dyslexic time/space continuum.

curly said...

“What is it, Girl? My wife’s a frigid b!tch and Al Gore’s a flippin’ idiot?”

curly said...

In scene twenty-three of the Harry Potter XXXVIII movie, the Slytherins’ mascot Sparky angrily confronts the Gryffindor maintenance man, Ted.

curly said...

Lassie won the Gold for America in the “catching the snow blower throw” competition and the Winter Canine Olympics.

GregMan said...

"Dammit Sparky, I told you not to take that drink-a-gallon-of-milk challenge."

Army of Dad said...

The puppy porno money shot.

Army of Dad said...

Nick knack paddy whack, give the dog some blow...

Army of Dad said...

*whhhr, whhhr, foomp*
"Hey honey, I found the dog!"

Army of Dad said...

Dumbass. You are supposed to throw a ball, not the retriever!