1. "Oh, Bessie, you were incredible ... I'm spent!"
2. Carly Fiorina's new attack ad depicts Tom Campbell taking the form of a bull and molesting children.
3. Tommy would grow up inexplicably infatuated with Rosie O'Donnell.
4. The Franks were mystified why Tommy always hid in the barn whenever Uncle Barney came to visit.
5. "Well, before you go to the Hormel plant, at least we can have one last night together."
Best of molson
Due to the high concentrations of methane, Timmy knew the obligatory post coital cigarette was a bad idea so he settled for a little snuggle instead.
Best of blue
Timmy fell asleep knowing that he would have to explain this to Lassie.....
Best of dadoctah
"You had me at 'yee-haw'."
Best of GregMan
Tommy had an amazing dream once Bessie began chewing her cud.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The censors removed all references to this particular day on Old MacDonald's Farm from the childrens book of nursery songs. ee i ee i o
Best of dub
So get this, last night I had a dream that I was getting a BJ from Michelle Obama.
Best of Rodney Dill
California legislature contemplates Hay Couple Marriage.
Best of Mr. Hankey
What's more embarassing than having your mother walk in while you're m*st*rb*t*ng?