Monday, February 08, 2010

Shut up, honey


1. "Nope, not the tuna salad. Sniff and guess again."

2. "I'm sure no one noticed your little faux pas, but for future reference, when you finish saying grace, you say 'Amen' not 'Allahu Akbar."

3. "You belch like a p'tagh!"

4. "Tearing out Murtha's soul like that was way cool. Your necromonger powers are gowing daily."

5. "He always chokes when he has to eat hot dogs, apple pie, or any other 'American' crap."

Wicked Best of GregMan
"Quiet, Barry, or Mamma spank."

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Which reminds me, one time Michelle got her nipple ring caught in my braces and mmmmahaahpppppphhhhh!"

Evil Best of metalgarth
mmm... mmm... mmmm.... KFC really is Finger Lickin' Good!

ATDHE

Best of molson
I told you not to eat the baby seal liver, but did you listen?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama screws up at the "National Patty Cakes Conference"

Best of Mr. Hankey
... I said swallow it all bitch.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Let's just keep quiet about the ACORN jobs saved or created, mm-kay?"

Best of Matt the K
"I can't believe I ate the whole budget...Actually, I can."

21 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

"Which reminds me, one time Michelle got her nipple ring caught in my braces and mmmmahaahpppppphhhhh!"

Anonymous said...

"Michelle, this punchline is going to kill you. George H. Bush then tells Helen Keller, 'Read my lips'."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Now, I want to clear the air about something. 'Chell doesn't use the White House curtains as part of her wardrobe; but, she is on a first name basis with all the clerks at the Draperies-to-Go order desk.

-OR-

Clappy's Thawtbubble - Ooooh, I hope he'll kiss my fingers like that!

-OR-

Michelle's Thawtbubble - You schmuck, that was a cloth napkin, not a handkerchief for your cold! Gawd, these sycophantic toadies will applaud anything you do.

metalgarth said...

mmm... mmm... mmmm.... KFC really is Finger Lickin' Good!

ATDHE

HLam said...

"No dear, I'm not running a First Lady obesity program I'm running a Child obesity program."

GregMan said...

"Quiet, Barry, or Mamma spank."

GregMan said...

"DON'T SAY ANYTHING, you moron, there's no TelePrompTer here!!!"

GregMan said...

President Soetero almost hurled in public when first informed of Scott Brown's victory. Fortunately his Klingon wife was there to save the day.

GregMan said...

Barry prepares to blow chunks as the awful realization of what he had done to the wonderful country that was America finaly hits home.

molson said...

I told you not to eat the baby seal liver, but did you listen?

dub said...

*sniff sniff*

Um, wrong hole Michelle.

Jay Guevara said...

Aides applauded Obama's courage in saying "Where da white women at?" in Michelle's presence.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hush, Barry! You know Soros told you not to mention that."

Mr. Hankey said...

..that's a good boy...burp for mama..

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama screws up at the "National Patty Cakes Conference"

Mr. Hankey said...

... I said swallow it all bitch.

Unscrupulous said...

It's a pineapple sweety. I thought you said you were from Hawaii!

racerboy said...

Mmm, mmm, mmm... and you said they're called "prairie oysters?" I just can't get enough of them! Get that recipe, honey!

dadoctah said...

"Hush yo mouf!"

ATDHE.

Jack Reacher said...

"Let's just keep quiet about the ACORN jobs saved or created, mm-kay?"

Matt the K said...

"I can't believe I ate the whole budget...Actually, I can."