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Exclusive pictures of the John Murtha autopsy.
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The Wii Sh*t was a huge hit at the Enumclaw Consumer Electronics Show.
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Honey, have you seen my keys?
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Defying convention yet again, Andrew Sullivan put his lawn jockey in the living room.
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But what was really amusing was how Darla continuously hummed "Oh, Dear, What Can THe Matter Be" while she experimented with colon probe techniques.
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See, now *this* is the reason I stopped watching Ace Of Cakes....
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Despite mixed reactions from patients, veterinarians looking for new sources of revenue are rushing to buy the new cola machine for their lobbies.
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Darla failed her veterinary technician exam when she diagnosed the patient with an enlarged prostate, failing to realize the entire front half of the patient was missing.
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It's good to see that funding for the NEA has remained intact.
Best of racerboy
Horribly tacky home decor. I mean, that peppermint-stripe pattern is so 90's!
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All right, if I didn't leave the remote here, whereinthehe** did I put it?
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"FRAU BLUCHER!!!!"
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You asked for a pony, now shut up!
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“So much lube for a simple child’s game?” asked the maid while preparing for Elton John’s pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey party.
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"Amateur," Sully snorted.
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The Wii Sh*t was a huge hit at the Enumclaw Consumer Electronics Show.
Another worthless government research project finds, unexpectedly, that there are more horses asses in the world than horses.
Honey, have you seen my keys?
Defying convention yet again, Andrew Sullivan put his lawn jockey in the living room.
Practising how to get the best possible time at the Preakness...
But what was really amusing was how Darla continuously hummed "Oh, Dear, What Can THe Matter Be" while she experimented with colon probe techniques.
So, like, where's Waldo, and sh!t?
Someone needs to tell liberals that when they are up to their elbows in jackass, they should rethink their political support, before things get really ugly.
Eric
See, now *this* is the reason I stopped watching Ace Of Cakes....
Worst. Pez dispenser. Ever.
Detroit City Council looks for more of that obama cash...
Despite mixed reactions from patients, veterinarians looking for new sources of revenue are rushing to buy the new cola machine for their lobbies.
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The holographic horsie butt is used to desensitize new students to one of the less desirable aspects of veterinary medicine. The smell-o-vision option was a practical joke hack by the computer sciences dept.
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Factoid: When one of these was installed in the Capitol Rotunda for a Candid Camera episode, 100% of Congressman who passed by got their heads stuck in the thing looking for payola.
Darla failed her veterinary technician exam when she diagnosed the patient with an enlarged prostate, failing to realize the entire front half of the patient was missing.
Songwriters go "back to the well" for song ideas. Where do writers of Hollywood anti-military screenplays go? Ah, I see.
It's good to see that funding for the NEA has remained intact.
Oh, Wilbur!
"Where da white horses at?"
Well, at least now we know the Training Center For Taxpayer Relations at the Treasury Dept. isn't an urban legend.
Horribly tacky home decor. I mean, that peppermint-stripe pattern is so 90's!
verif word: branta - Have you had your branta day?
A visual explanation of how I got through all those engineering finals...
Home schooling vets...not the greatest idea.
Vinney
Exclusive pictures of the John Murtha autopsy.
Vinney
Budding journalists had to pay their dues by interviewing Bawney Fwank.
All right, if I didn't leave the remote here, whereinthehe** did I put it?
No, No, Nanette, you get into the horse costume through the other side, not by crawling up his arse hole
How veteranarians hide Easter eggs.
"FRAU BLUCHER!!!!"
Them road apples ain't ripe yet.
Probed hard and put away wet.
Today the Obama Administration announced its plans to train aliens... and we don't think he meant illegal immigrants from other countries.
Under the guise of artificial insemination the kinky vet was really into fisting phillies.
Vinney
"Wiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"Did you see how that horse was standing there? She was ASKING for it!"
ACORN trains another recruit on where to obtain voting instructions...
The DNC appears to still be looking for Franken-votes.
Oprah on another diet?
"I got your 'Hope' and 'Change' right here."
wv: shnup (somehow seemed appropriate)
Liberal dental class
"OK Kobe, she's open"
Barney Frank joke, Andrew Sullivan joke, or Richard Gere joke? I hate making such important decisions on Mondays.
You asked for a pony, now shut up!
Up next on CPAN’s “Inside The Government”: An Obama aide digs deep for new leftist legislation that will further the demise of the evil petit-bourgeois Amerikkkan middle class.
Michelle Obama visits the dentist.
“So much lube for a simple child’s game?” asked the maid while preparing for Elton John’s pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey party.
From the AP newswire: A statue of Barack Obama as a boy was placed late Sunday night at the Jakarta elementary school the U.S. president once attended, after its display in a public park prompted backlash in the Indonesia capital.
Nice lunch box.
"Amateur," Sully snorted.
wv: collogen - Wrong end for that.
Vet mailbox
Americans outsource to Asia.
Asians outsource to Enumclaw.
Acron used their new funding to train volunteers on how to tell the difference between a horse's ass & a liberal
Liberal training on how to stimulate a package.
"Dang..... how did Grandpa's teeth get in here again."
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