Monday, February 22, 2010

The One L-Lama, he's a priest...

Brender



1. Sullivan's Google Image Search for "Obama's back door" was his most disappointing to date.

2. The Dalai Lama walks past the Democrat Party's last vestiges of decency and responsibility.

3. Misunderstanding Oscar Wilde's final words, the Lama decided both he and the curtains would have to go.

4. "Wow! The Safe School Czar sure does go through a lot of Kleenex and Boy's Life magazines."

5. "Yuck! Ultra-tight jeans. Latex body stockings. Empty tubes of hair gel. Eiffel 65 CD's. Gauloises cigarette packs. The White House really has been taken over by Euro-trash."

Best of BigdaddyNick
Obama still hasn't received full consciousness. Even though the polls show him on his death bed.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My shoes are untied! Ha ha ha, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that one.

Best of Mr. Hankey
He kept saying "I thought you guys were hairier" and that he was scared "I was going to spit at him?"

Best of Submariner
♪ Hello, Dali. Well hello, Dali.
It's so nice to have you in back, where you belong...♪

17 comments:

mega said...

"Smart Diplomacy": not your forefathers' idealism.

Silhouette said...

"That's it. I wanna go to Dalaiwood."

BigdaddyNick said...

Obama still hasn't received full consciousness. Even though the polls show him on his death bed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FACTOID: The Guru is a bobblehead doll chatterbox...

So, this is what you blokes call the servants entrance to the White House, and we're using it so the Chinese won't know I'm visiting? Quite clever.

-OR-

Damn, it's cold. You know, in my country, I normally dress a helluva lot warmer. Maybe a nice llama parka and long johns; but I figured this robe would make me appear holy if the press gets wind of my visit.

-OR-

He's the president of the US and still the trash piles up? You guys really are in deep financial doo doo. Need a couple million from my rainy day fund?

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My shoes are untied! Ha ha ha, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that one.

curly said...

“When I asked to be taken to the White House trash, I meant take me to Obama, you idiot!”

curly said...

Up next on “MetaphorTV”: The Dali Lama waxes philosophically on the similarities between the White House’s garbage, Obama’s apparent soullessness and the state of the American economy.

molson said...

The D-Man gets trashed by the Administration of the One.

Mr. Hankey said...

He kept saying "I thought you guys were hairier" and that he was scared "I was going to spit at him?"

Submariner said...

♪ Hello, Dali. Well hello, Dali.
It's so nice to have you in back, where you belong...♪

Submariner said...

Can you believe that monor bought the whole "full consciousness" shtick?

Submariner said...

DL's thawt bubble; "Buddha! I wouldn't be caught in a twelfth or thirteenth life in a dress that looked like those drapes!"

Jack Reacher said...

The Dalai Lama unwittingly stumbles over the unspent stimulus money before SEIU and ACORN could "distribute" it. He was, unfortunately, never seen again.

Jack Reacher said...

Yet another diplomatic faux pas occurred when White House staff mistook the Dalai Lama's robes for cleaning cloths, and threw them out after wiping down the wainscotting with them.

Jack Reacher said...

"Tell the president he can visit me, but I'll need to clear his trip with Bejing. No, not really! But, I mean, wouldn't that be a scream?"

Jay Guevara said...

Guy on right: "Next time, don't wear the same dress as Michelle, got it?"

blue said...

...when Obama asked me to take out the trash, I thought he meant China's leaders!!!!

censors hip said...

Obama assigns an immigrant yet another job black people won't do