Friday, February 26, 2010

Oh no, they're into the pot

Brender

1. "Hey, look, we found some alien face-huggers pods."

2. Dick Cheney is pleased with progress on his "Human Whack-A-Mole" game.

3. The young actors of Octomom: The Musical prepare for the birth re-enactment scene.

4. Barney Frank's backyard features a rather elaborate "hide and seek" field.

5. The children were delighted with the new port-a-potties... at first.

Best of dadoctah
In this humble village, all they have is clay. But inshallah, they've got a *lot* of clay!

Best of Vinney
Before He changed the jugs of water to wine, Jesus messed with the wedding guests.

Best of dub
Its sad when this is the only way we can see really big jugs on this site.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jimmy Carter was particularly proud of Habitat for Humanity's earthquake-proof homes for midgets.

Best of Submariner
'Ow To Speak 'illary:
Pantry


9 comments:

dadoctah said...

In this humble village, all they have is clay. But inshallah, they've got a *lot* of clay!

Anonymous said...

Before He changed the jugs of water to wine, Jesus messed with the wedding guests.

Vinney

dub said...

Its sad when this is the only way we can see really big jugs on this site.

Festivus said...

Pot heads!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Facts You Did Not Know #427:
Saddam Hussein's most fiendish plot was foiled when the US military stumbled upon a phony turkish taffy plant that was set to produce Kandied Kurds.

-OR-

Facts You Did Not Know #2301:
Daryl Hannah never asked the movie director of Attack of the 50-ft Woman to delete a segment involving nipple cups and dwarfs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jimmy Carter was particularly proud of Habitat for Humanity's earthquake-proof homes for midgets.

-OR-

To deceive the Taliban, bumper cars at Disneyworld Kandahar had to be heavily disguised.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Facts You Did Not Know #399: When it came to editing Star Wars, Princess Leia in a bikini was saved, while Jabba the Hutt's "party favors revolt!" scene ended up on the cutting room floor.

Blue said...

sssushsss - we are a surprise for Unlce Barney!

Submariner said...

'Ow To Speak 'illary:
Pantry