Monday, February 01, 2010

Obama Bows to the Mayor of Tampa


In the ultimate crossover episode, Carl bows to Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa while American Dad looks on.

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Rodney Dill
"Oh look.... patent leather shoes."

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Double the U
You look Asian so I have to bow to you. My extreme leftist followers will call it "cultural awareness"

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama Thawtbubble - Daddy always said spit shine your loafers so's you can peeks up da babes' skirts. He wuz right!
[apparently, negro dialects cannot be disguised in thawtbubbles]

The Best, Jerry, the Best of dub
Um, Miss Yakisoba, your tampon fell out.

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Silhouette
"Madam President, America apologies for WWII atrocities against the citizens of the great country of Tampai."

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Jay Guevara
Guy in blue tie, explaining to someone out of frame: "It's an Indonesian thing. They're raised to bow to anyone who has accomplished more than they have. That's why he basically walks around in that position."

The Best, Jerry, the Best of mega
DailKos poll: Which was better, seeing Obama bow to a Mayor, or stick his ass in the air at a military officer? 98 % chose "both".

The Best, Jerry, the Best of HLam
"The chow on AF1 gives me nasty gas!" Pffftttt..... "Ah, that's better."

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Mr. Hankey
On his Domestic Apology Tour, Obama is no longer able to look any US citizens in the face.

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Submariner
At least you're not, um, one of those, um, uniformed buffoons I, uh, uh, normally have hanging around me. Um, there's one right, um, behind me, ummmmm, isn't there?

The Best, Jerry, the Best of GregMan
"He's, um, looking at my ass again, uh, isn't he?"

The Best, Jerry, the Best of Jack Reacher
"Would Madam want cream with her coffee?" ATDHE

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

The bowing ruse is really Obama's way of doing a "breastes" check.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh look.... patent leather shoes."

Double the U said...

You look Asian so I have to bow to you. My extreme leftist followers will call it "cultural awareness"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TSA Really Escalates Airport Security Checks To Make Up for Past Lapses
There, see, no bore hole in my skull, no lump on my spine. The Martians haven't cloned me, I'm not an X-Files supersoldier... maybe you'd like me to disrobe here on the tarmac to prove I don't have 3 nipples?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Thawtbubble - Daddy always said... spit shine your loafers so's you can peeks up da babes' skirts. He wuz right!
[apparently, negroid dialects cannot be disguised in thawtbubbles]

dub said...

Um, Miss Yakisoba, your tampon fell out.

Unscrupulous said...

Give the man a break. It's hard not to bow when you don't have a spine.

Silhouette said...

"Madam President, America apologies for WWII atrocities against the citizens of the great country of Tampai."

blue said...

admiral: geez...where was he raised, Indonesia?

molson said...

Wanna see where the horse bit me?

Jay Guevara said...

Guy in blue tie, explaining to someone out of frame: "It's an Indonesian thing. They're raised to bow to anyone who has accomplished more than they have. That's why he basically walks around in that position."

dadoctah said...

"Be honest. Am I getting a bald spot?"

wv: abill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

mega said...

"No, Sir, Andy Stern has demanded an additional 15 degrees for tomorrow's meeting. Let's keep practicing."

mega said...

DailKos poll: Which was better, seeing Obama bow to a Mayor, or stick his ass in the air at a military officer? 98 % chose "both".

mega said...

Being served with divorce papers from the American public was deflating.

mega said...

How much longer the spinabifida could be withheld from the public was a matter of intense debate within the administration.

HLam said...

"The chow on AF1 gives me nasty gas!" Pffftttt..... "Ah, that's better."

John.....just John said...

Mrs. Mayor, um, your, um, shoe is, um, untied.

Mr. Hankey said...

On his Domestic Apology Tour, Obama is no longer able to look any US citizens in the face.

Submariner said...

At least you're not, um, one of those, um, uniformed buffoons I, uh, uh, normally have hanging around me. Um, there's one right, um, behind me, ummmmm, isn't there?

Submariner said...

uncle! Uncle! UNCLE!

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "She's sooooooo much hotter than Muh'chel. Must.Control.Erection."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Where the heck is the teleprompter?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"So, no tingling sensation up your leg? Nothing at all? That's, um, rather, um, unusual. Usually, um, I can get liberals to, um, feel something, at least. Um, maybe I should send you some DVD's."

GregMan said...

"So, um, do you see any head lice?"

GregMan said...

"He's, um, looking at my ass again, uh, isn't he?"

Jack Reacher said...

"No, my fly isn't open...Oh! You got me! That's a good one."

Jack Reacher said...

"Would Madam want cream with her coffee?" ATDHE

Jay Guevara said...

Guy in blue tie, explaining to someone out of frame: "Here it comes. He's gonna start taxing shoes next."

Mr. Hankey said...

"Nice to meet you. I am the greatest president of all time."

Jay Guevara said...

"Meeting me must be a huge thrill for you."