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Monday, February 01, 2010
Obama Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
In the ultimate crossover episode, Carl bows to Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa while American Dad looks on.
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Rodney Dill
"Oh look.... patent leather shoes."
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Double the U
You look Asian so I have to bow to you. My extreme leftist followers will call it "cultural awareness"
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama Thawtbubble - Daddy always said spit shine your loafers so's you can peeks up da babes' skirts. He wuz right!
[apparently, negro dialects cannot be disguised in thawtbubbles]
The Best, Jerry, the Best of dub
Um, Miss Yakisoba, your tampon fell out.
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Silhouette
"Madam President, America apologies for WWII atrocities against the citizens of the great country of Tampai."
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Jay Guevara
Guy in blue tie, explaining to someone out of frame: "It's an Indonesian thing. They're raised to bow to anyone who has accomplished more than they have. That's why he basically walks around in that position."
The Best, Jerry, the Best of mega
DailKos poll: Which was better, seeing Obama bow to a Mayor, or stick his ass in the air at a military officer? 98 % chose "both".
The Best, Jerry, the Best of HLam
"The chow on AF1 gives me nasty gas!" Pffftttt..... "Ah, that's better."
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Mr. Hankey
On his Domestic Apology Tour, Obama is no longer able to look any US citizens in the face.
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Submariner
At least you're not, um, one of those, um, uniformed buffoons I, uh, uh, normally have hanging around me. Um, there's one right, um, behind me, ummmmm, isn't there?
The Best, Jerry, the Best of GregMan
"He's, um, looking at my ass again, uh, isn't he?"
The Best, Jerry, the Best of Jack Reacher
"Would Madam want cream with her coffee?" ATDHE
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The bowing ruse is really Obama's way of doing a "breastes" check.
Vinney
"Oh look.... patent leather shoes."
You look Asian so I have to bow to you. My extreme leftist followers will call it "cultural awareness"
TSA Really Escalates Airport Security Checks To Make Up for Past Lapses
There, see, no bore hole in my skull, no lump on my spine. The Martians haven't cloned me, I'm not an X-Files supersoldier... maybe you'd like me to disrobe here on the tarmac to prove I don't have 3 nipples?
Obamalama Thawtbubble - Daddy always said... spit shine your loafers so's you can peeks up da babes' skirts. He wuz right!
[apparently, negroid dialects cannot be disguised in thawtbubbles]
Um, Miss Yakisoba, your tampon fell out.
Give the man a break. It's hard not to bow when you don't have a spine.
"Madam President, America apologies for WWII atrocities against the citizens of the great country of Tampai."
admiral: geez...where was he raised, Indonesia?
Wanna see where the horse bit me?
Guy in blue tie, explaining to someone out of frame: "It's an Indonesian thing. They're raised to bow to anyone who has accomplished more than they have. That's why he basically walks around in that position."
"Be honest. Am I getting a bald spot?"
wv: abill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
"No, Sir, Andy Stern has demanded an additional 15 degrees for tomorrow's meeting. Let's keep practicing."
DailKos poll: Which was better, seeing Obama bow to a Mayor, or stick his ass in the air at a military officer? 98 % chose "both".
Being served with divorce papers from the American public was deflating.
How much longer the spinabifida could be withheld from the public was a matter of intense debate within the administration.
"The chow on AF1 gives me nasty gas!" Pffftttt..... "Ah, that's better."
Mrs. Mayor, um, your, um, shoe is, um, untied.
On his Domestic Apology Tour, Obama is no longer able to look any US citizens in the face.
At least you're not, um, one of those, um, uniformed buffoons I, uh, uh, normally have hanging around me. Um, there's one right, um, behind me, ummmmm, isn't there?
uncle! Uncle! UNCLE!
Thawt bubble; "She's sooooooo much hotter than Muh'chel. Must.Control.Erection."
Thawt bubble; "Where the heck is the teleprompter?"
"So, no tingling sensation up your leg? Nothing at all? That's, um, rather, um, unusual. Usually, um, I can get liberals to, um, feel something, at least. Um, maybe I should send you some DVD's."
"So, um, do you see any head lice?"
"He's, um, looking at my ass again, uh, isn't he?"
"No, my fly isn't open...Oh! You got me! That's a good one."
"Would Madam want cream with her coffee?" ATDHE
Guy in blue tie, explaining to someone out of frame: "Here it comes. He's gonna start taxing shoes next."
"Nice to meet you. I am the greatest president of all time."
"Meeting me must be a huge thrill for you."
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