You Know Who You Are
1. Whoa! If Barack walks in on this, he's gonna need a corpseman.
2. Many Klingons are closet plushies. Big effing deal!
3. Held down, beaten up, and anally raped by a guy in a donkey suit? America knows just how you feel, honey.
4. The relationship between Chris Brown and Rihanna was even more bizarre than people realized.
5. I wish you monors would stop sending me your boudoir pics as Cap This Material.
6. After Equus, Daniel Radcliffe found it difficult to escape typecasting.
7. So, is that Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O in the donkey suit?
8. How I Met Your Mother goes all out for sweeps month.
9. "Hey M'Chel, how 'bout a nice Kenyan... I mean Hawaiian! Hawaiian Punch!
10. 'Ow to Speak Safe School Czar: "Vanilla."
Best of Double the U
Eeyore had a dark side.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Dammit, I *knew* the Banana Splits made sex tapes back in the day! Kinky bastards.
Best of Army of Dad
Dawn?
Best of Army of Dad
Yet another metaphore for how the Democrats treat black people.
Best of molson
As seen on the Yiffington Post.
Best of dub
In Mexico, pinata hits you.
Best of Dactyl
Note to self: 'again' was a lousy choice for safety word.
Best of Rodney Dill
"SHREK!!!!"
Best of blue
The token black girl from Laugh In learns what "Sock It To Me" really means
Best of DaveP.
Tonight on Fox: When Mascots Attack!
31 comments:
Eeyore had a dark side.
"*Thees* is how you do eet, Senior Quicksdraw!"
Dammit, I *knew* the Banana Splits made sex tapes back in the day! Kinky bastards.
Sully left out the "w" from his websearch and this was his result for "burroed butts".
Dawn?
Dear Pethouse, I never thought your letters were true until I found this one guy hung like a horse...
So that is what a donkey punch is...
Yet another metaphore for how the Democrats treat black people.
The Bloodhound Gang is still trying to live off their only hit.
Dominant Ass seeking Submissive Ass for companionship and White House tour.
Donkey butt
This week on The Lincoln Bedroom Diaries.
Stay tuned for Donkey Kong, a realty show from Black Entertainment Network! You'll never know which contestant will find a pubic hair in their (soda) can!
HUD orders Desperate Housewives writers to set aside part of Wisteria Lane for low income housing, which is why Season 8 will be called: "There goes the neighborhood."
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After Kings Dominion stole most of South of the Border's family business, SOB execs decided to go after a niche clientele. Revenues for the new $100 an hour Tijuana Package have positively impacted the, erm, bottom line. Bulk passes can be purchased through Ticketmaster, a specialist in buttf*cking the public.
It was the typical beastiality fare during sweeps week on AnimalPlanet.
Vinney
As seen on the Yiffington Post.
honey..next time can we use the bed like normal people?
You've heard of Montezuma's Revenge? This is Tijuana's Revenge!
Undercover investigators reveal changes in the traditional Tijuana sex-show industry.
In Mexico, pinata hits you.
Bipartisanship.
Before meeting with Republicans, Obama shows a short clip illustrating what he means by "Bipartisanship."
Note to self: 'again' was a lousy choice for safety word.
Caught in the act, the donkey brayed, "The bitch set me up."
Vinney
Gettin' medieval with your ass.
"SHREK!!!!"
"My Donkey senses aren't the only thing tingling."
the token black girl from Laugh In learns what "Sock It To Me" really means
Now I see why Bary wanted to keep the Healthcare debate in the back room.
Tonight on Fox: When Mascots Attack!
Donkey Punch. UR DOIN' IT RONG
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