Monday, February 15, 2010

M'Chel After Midnight?

You Know Who You Are

1. Whoa! If Barack walks in on this, he's gonna need a corpseman.

2. Many Klingons are closet plushies. Big effing deal!

3. Held down, beaten up, and anally raped by a guy in a donkey suit? America knows just how you feel, honey.

4. The relationship between Chris Brown and Rihanna was even more bizarre than people realized.

5. I wish you monors would stop sending me your boudoir pics as Cap This Material.

6. After Equus, Daniel Radcliffe found it difficult to escape typecasting.

7. So, is that Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O in the donkey suit?

8. How I Met Your Mother goes all out for sweeps month.

9. "Hey M'Chel, how 'bout a nice Kenyan... I mean Hawaiian! Hawaiian Punch!

10. 'Ow to Speak Safe School Czar: "Vanilla."

Best of Double the U
Eeyore had a dark side.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Dammit, I *knew* the Banana Splits made sex tapes back in the day! Kinky bastards.

Best of Army of Dad
Dawn?

Best of Army of Dad
Yet another metaphore for how the Democrats treat black people.

Best of molson
As seen on the Yiffington Post.

Best of dub
In Mexico, pinata hits you.

Best of Dactyl
Note to self: 'again' was a lousy choice for safety word.

Best of Rodney Dill
"SHREK!!!!"

Best of blue
The token black girl from Laugh In learns what "Sock It To Me" really means

Best of DaveP.
Tonight on Fox: When Mascots Attack!

31 comments:

Double the U said...

Eeyore had a dark side.

Matt the Kostume said...

"*Thees* is how you do eet, Senior Quicksdraw!"

Matt the Kostume said...

Dammit, I *knew* the Banana Splits made sex tapes back in the day! Kinky bastards.

Matt the K said...

Sully left out the "w" from his websearch and this was his result for "burroed butts".

Army of Dad said...

Dawn?

Army of Dad said...

Dear Pethouse, I never thought your letters were true until I found this one guy hung like a horse...

Army of Dad said...

So that is what a donkey punch is...

Army of Dad said...

Yet another metaphore for how the Democrats treat black people.

Army of Dad said...

The Bloodhound Gang is still trying to live off their only hit.

Matt the K said...

Dominant Ass seeking Submissive Ass for companionship and White House tour.

Army of Dad said...

Donkey butt

Army of Dad said...

This week on The Lincoln Bedroom Diaries.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stay tuned for Donkey Kong, a realty show from Black Entertainment Network! You'll never know which contestant will find a pubic hair in their (soda) can!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

HUD orders Desperate Housewives writers to set aside part of Wisteria Lane for low income housing, which is why Season 8 will be called: "There goes the neighborhood."

-OR-

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Anonymous said...

It was the typical beastiality fare during sweeps week on AnimalPlanet.

Vinney

molson said...

As seen on the Yiffington Post.

blue said...

honey..next time can we use the bed like normal people?

Passionate Conservative said...

You've heard of Montezuma's Revenge? This is Tijuana's Revenge!

dadoctah said...

Undercover investigators reveal changes in the traditional Tijuana sex-show industry.

dub said...

In Mexico, pinata hits you.

Steve O said...

Bipartisanship.

Steve O said...

Before meeting with Republicans, Obama shows a short clip illustrating what he means by "Bipartisanship."

Dactyl said...

Note to self: 'again' was a lousy choice for safety word.

Anonymous said...

Caught in the act, the donkey brayed, "The bitch set me up."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Gettin' medieval with your ass.

Rodney Dill said...

"SHREK!!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"My Donkey senses aren't the only thing tingling."

blue said...

the token black girl from Laugh In learns what "Sock It To Me" really means

molson said...

Now I see why Bary wanted to keep the Healthcare debate in the back room.

DaveP. said...

Tonight on Fox: When Mascots Attack!

metalgarth said...

Donkey Punch. UR DOIN' IT RONG