1. Despite heavy snow in the DC area, Bennihanna training continued as usual.
2. After seeing Heathers, Dick Cheney became obsessed with human croquet.
3. Training camp for Adam Lambert's back-up dancers was notoriously rough.
4. "All right, who invited Al Gore to our jungle training exercise?"
5. Under ObamaCare, the principles of mass production were applied to chiropractering.
Best of Vinney
Now that global warming has been debunked, unemployed climatologists are now serving as coffee tables.
Best of mega
Admire their inner strength, if you must, but understand that, eventually, ALL prisoners at Holder Reeducation Camp eventually admit that they are cowards and racists.
Best of dadoctah
I'll just hold back and wait for someone else to make the obligatory George Takei reference.
Best of GregMan
A previously unkown side effect of Cadmium poisoning - spinal bending in cold temperatures - immobilizes China's Red Army and allows them to be conquered by Latvia.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Ever since The Matrix, doing a regular backflip just seems to take forever.
Best of Shawn
Modeled after the Murrow building bench memorial, the Nagasaki shrine was hardcore by any accounting.
Best of Steve O
Hey Bubba! Watch me pick a fight with one of these scrawny guys!