Friday, February 05, 2010

Kim Che Eaters in the Snow

Brender

1. Despite heavy snow in the DC area, Bennihanna training continued as usual.

2. After seeing Heathers, Dick Cheney became obsessed with human croquet.

3. Training camp for Adam Lambert's back-up dancers was notoriously rough.

4. "All right, who invited Al Gore to our jungle training exercise?"

5. Under ObamaCare, the principles of mass production were applied to chiropractering.


Best of Vinney
Now that global warming has been debunked, unemployed climatologists are now serving as coffee tables.

Best of mega
Admire their inner strength, if you must, but understand that, eventually, ALL prisoners at Holder Reeducation Camp eventually admit that they are cowards and racists.

Best of dadoctah
I'll just hold back and wait for someone else to make the obligatory George Takei reference.

Best of GregMan
A previously unkown side effect of Cadmium poisoning - spinal bending in cold temperatures - immobilizes China's Red Army and allows them to be conquered by Latvia.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Ever since The Matrix, doing a regular backflip just seems to take forever.

Best of Shawn
Modeled after the Murrow building bench memorial, the Nagasaki shrine was hardcore by any accounting.

Best of Steve O
Hey Bubba! Watch me pick a fight with one of these scrawny guys!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that global warming has been debunked, unemployed climatologists are now serving as coffee tables.

Vinney

mega said...

Admire their inner strength, if you must, but understand that, eventually, ALL prisoners at Holder Reeducation Camp eventually admit that they are cowards and racists.

Silhouette said...

More difficult, but recruits in Sgt. Sullivan's class quickly learned this move was best when he ordered them to "Bend over."

dadoctah said...

I'll just hold back and wait for someone else to make the obligatory George Takei reference.

molson said...

Exercise bad idea #238... Extreme pilates.

GregMan said...

"dadoctah said...

I'll just hold back and wait for someone else to make the obligatory George Takei reference."


But why would anyone mention George Ta... oh.

GregMan said...

A previously unkown side effect of Cadmium poisoning - spinal bending in cold temperatures - immobilizes China's Red Army and allows them to be conquered by Latvia.

GregMan said...

Andrew Sullivan's Google search for "Bent over asians" was a success.

Adriane said...

What happens when Ang Lee decides NOT to let Tim Burton one up'em with an Alice in Wonderland remake ...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

All very impressive... until the snow suddenly turns yellow during the synchronized peeing portion of the event.

-OR-

This is what happens when you tell a bunch of vertigo sufferers that the sky is falling and they've got to hold it up.

-OR-

Coffee table and footstool training for the Intro to BDSM 101 class.

-OR-

Back problems? Do-it-yourself chiropractics as defined on page 429875 of the Obamalama Universal Healthcare plan.

mega said...

Then Harrison Ford showed up with a gun and just shot them.

mega said...

The IPCC paramilitary brigade trained hard in August for the eventual fight against warming deniers.

Kaptain Krude said...

I'd bend over backwards for a York Peppermint Patty.


wv: croke - They will if they keep that up.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ever since The Matrix, doing a backflip just seems to take forever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sarge?... ooomph... Sarah Palin... eerrrmmpphh.... says that using crude and demeaning... arrrgghh... name-calling at the expense of others is...oowww... disrespectful.
Shut up, you retard, and give me 5 more crab crunches! Have you read CaptionThis? It's a hoot!

-OR-

North Korea's version of Pac Man:
In the US, we use snow plows to clear streets. In N. Korea, they force squads of starving men to march down city streets in formation eating the snow, thus killing 2 birds with one stone.

Blue said...

Winter Olympics training by the tropical nations just gets weirder

Steve O said...

Thirty guys good to have on your side in a bar fight. Can you imagine?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Most customs/border patrol agencies use trained dogs, mirrors and x-ray equipment to check vehicles. Impoverished North Korea's crack inspection team still does it the old fashioned way.

-OR-

UPSKIRTS Practice Session:
UR Doing it Right... but rather blatantly.

Mr. Hankey said...

Clearance on Japanese Yard Art!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sarah Palin considers live Chinese lawn jockeys crude, demeaning, and disrespectful... but admits she's tempted to get one just in case their popularity with the voting public soars.

Shawn said...

Modeled after the Murrow building bench memorial, the Nagasaki shrine was hardcore by any accounting.

Shawn said...

I'll just sit back and wait for someone else to make the "yellow snow" joke.

Shawn said...

"TO MAKE DERICIOUS SUSHI SPRINGA ROLLS, YOU MUSTA BE RIKE DA SPRINGA ROLL! Nooooow you waita for da Spring!"

Steve O said...

Hey Bubba! Watch me pick a fight with one of these scrawny guys!

I bet it'll be over in a SECOND!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shawn, mine from yesterday - "All very impressive... until the snow suddenly turns yellow during the synchronized peeing portion of the event."

[What's demoralizing is hoping one's phrase is unique, googling it and seeing that 374 people beat me to it.]