Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Johnny Weir, Always Good for a Tuesday

Army of Mom


1. The mystery of AOM's missing prom dress is finally solved.

2. Johnny Weir shows the innocent look that won the safe school czar's heart.

3. What was that heckle from the President's box? Something about a 'chalk-faced whore?'

4. "Why is a bitterly insane Tonya Harding chasing me with a Zamboni?"

5. "Adam Lambert had a yard sale."

Best of Matt the K
That's Weir with a silent 'Q'.

Best of dub
Why yes, I have been finger banging Mrs Obama...why do you ask?

Best of sonicfrog
k. d. lange is competing in the upcoming winter olympics. man, is there anything she CAN'T do??????

Best of blue
Mommy, why does that girl have sideburns?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle now knows who has been stealing from her closet.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sure, like the airlines have never switched your luggage with that of the Amazing Mandrake's lovely assistant, Lisa.

16 comments:

Matt the K said...

That's Weir with a silent 'Q'.

Anonymous said...

"And son, that is why we call them gay blades."

Vinney

dub said...

Why yes, I have been finger banging Mrs Obama...why do you ask?

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

k. d. lange is competing in the upcoming winter olympics. man, is there anything she CAN'T do??????

blue said...

Mommy, why does that girl have sideburns?

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle now knows who has been stealing from her closet.

Jack Reacher said...

Don't ask, don't tell? I don't have to ask, and you don't have to tell, actually.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another captioner's contribution from about a week ago seems apropos - "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty..."

-OR-

Sure, like the airlines have never switched your luggage with that of the Amazing Mandrake's lovely assistant, Lisa.

-OR-

Announcer's booming voice:
And modeling the latest flight suit for Obamalama's new Air Force... Johnny Q. Weir!!! (awkward applause)

Submariner said...

Maybe it's just me, but isn't Johnny's outfit WAAAAAAY more feminine than ANYthing Muh'chel has worn?

Submariner said...

"Pick me up by my flamin' short and curlies?" Promise?

Submariner said...

...and now for my signature finish; a fabulous figure 69!

Steve O said...

As for figure skating, I rest my case.

Kaptain Krude said...

I see I'm not the only one anxiously waiting for Thursday, although for a different reason.



wv: cosifor - I dunno, what's a cosifor?

eat me said...

when they change the don't ask, don't tell policy, I am going to join the Navy skating team.... we will show those terrorists!

racerboy said...

Somewhere Johnny Weir is... feigning innocence.