Army of Mom
1. The mystery of AOM's missing prom dress is finally solved.
2. Johnny Weir shows the innocent look that won the safe school czar's heart.
3. What was that heckle from the President's box? Something about a 'chalk-faced whore?'
4. "Why is a bitterly insane Tonya Harding chasing me with a Zamboni?"
5. "Adam Lambert had a yard sale."
Best of Matt the K
That's Weir with a silent 'Q'.
Best of dub
Why yes, I have been finger banging Mrs Obama...why do you ask?
Best of sonicfrog
k. d. lange is competing in the upcoming winter olympics. man, is there anything she CAN'T do??????
Best of blue
Mommy, why does that girl have sideburns?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle now knows who has been stealing from her closet.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sure, like the airlines have never switched your luggage with that of the Amazing Mandrake's lovely assistant, Lisa.