1. "Note to selves: Gallons of TidyBowl are not a good substitute for a properly chlorinated pool."
2. Smurfette was stoic as she walked to her Honor Killing.
3. The Blue Man Group was nearly bankrupted by paternity suits after their tour of the Middle East.
4. "Well, I say screw Mr. Wonka and his stupid gum. Let's suicide bomb his factory."
5. The Genie from Aladdin sure got around.
Best of Army of Dad
The Palistinian cover of Blue was not nearly as good as LeAnn Rimes though it had a very explosive ending.
Best of Army of Dad
Second from left: That girl was such a tease, I will never get rid of these blue balls now!
Best of Rodney Dill
In the Na'vi...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Having learned nothing from hand dyeing son Ritchie's costume black, Laura Petri convinces Sally, Buddy, Jerry and Millie to stomp grapes for a PTA Wine & Cake Sale. Clearly, Rob is not pleased with the results.
Best of metalgarth
The Smorcs were the least foeared force of evil in middle earth.
Best of molson
So where's da blue women at?
22 comments:
Well, at least they're not black.....or fat.
ATDHE
hey...where did you get my family portrait?
AP 10/15/10
As expected, the Na'vi capitulated today, wilting under the threat of a terrorist attack, and agreeing to turn over the Tree of Souls for joint administration. The Tree was immediately chopped down as UN peacekeepers watched or looked for female children. Unexpectedly, Palestinian flags were flown over the Na'vi's traditional burial grounds as Na'vi children, seen above, left the urban areas under an EU promise of a comprehensive peace solution. Jews were unavailable for comment for this article.
ORA: Little Boy Blue, he needed the money (OOOOooh!)
Barney Frank cursed his mistyped search for blew man group.
The Palistinian cover of Blue was not nearly as good as LeAnn Rimes though it had a very explosive ending.
Morlocks on parade.
Second from left: That girl was such a tease, I will never get rid of these blue balls now!
Those wacky Palestinians misunderstand the Blues, but inevitably, makes them easier targets from more than a mile away.
Pink mist, blue skin. Hmmmmm.
It's hopeless in the Mideast. Even an infidel knows you don't mix colors with whites.
Vinney
Two on right "Who's that holier-than-thou jerk who keeps taking pictures of us?"
Avatarnished
Marvin Lee Aday as a child.
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In the Na'vi...
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(Stolen from charles austin at the OTB caption contest)
Must've been Rosie O'Donnell's blue period.
The nascent Blue Epidermite party marches on Washington! Evan Bayh cancels plans for another term in a corrupt congress to avoid listening to yet another special interest group demanding their "fair share" of a shrinking pie.
FACT: Evan's pet parrot says, "I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. brawwwk!"
Having learned nothing from hand dyeing son Ritchie's costume black, Laura Petri convinces Sally, Buddy, Jerry and Millie to stomp grapes for a PTA Wine & Cake Sale. Clearly, Rob is not pleased with the results.
WordVerify: entin - awwww, now why couldn't that have been the word challenge when I submitted my ENTry about ENTs and ENT wives a few days ago??
Blues Band: UR DOIN' IT RONG ***SHRAPNEL LOADED EXPLOSION****
vw: panti
The Smorcs were the least foeared force of evil in middle earth.
vw: wooho
So where's da blue women at?
Papa Smurf knew he'd regret allowing "A People's History of Smurfville" into the classroom... he just didn't know how MUCH he'd regret it.
I am a regular moonbattery reader and have my own logcabinrepublican.blogspot.com. I love this site and just discovered it today. However I seem to notice that all of army of dads posts include some homophobic comment. Compensating?
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