Monday, February 15, 2010

Jihad Smurfs


1. "Note to selves: Gallons of TidyBowl are not a good substitute for a properly chlorinated pool."

2. Smurfette was stoic as she walked to her Honor Killing.

3. The Blue Man Group was nearly bankrupted by paternity suits after their tour of the Middle East.

4. "Well, I say screw Mr. Wonka and his stupid gum. Let's suicide bomb his factory."

5. The Genie from Aladdin sure got around.

Best of Army of Dad
The Palistinian cover of Blue was not nearly as good as LeAnn Rimes though it had a very explosive ending.

Best of Army of Dad
Second from left: That girl was such a tease, I will never get rid of these blue balls now!

Best of Rodney Dill
In the Na'vi...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Having learned nothing from hand dyeing son Ritchie's costume black, Laura Petri convinces Sally, Buddy, Jerry and Millie to stomp grapes for a PTA Wine & Cake Sale. Clearly, Rob is not pleased with the results.

Best of metalgarth
The Smorcs were the least foeared force of evil in middle earth.

Best of molson
So where's da blue women at?

22 comments:

dub said...

Well, at least they're not black.....or fat.



ATDHE

blue said...

hey...where did you get my family portrait?

mega said...

AP 10/15/10

As expected, the Na'vi capitulated today, wilting under the threat of a terrorist attack, and agreeing to turn over the Tree of Souls for joint administration. The Tree was immediately chopped down as UN peacekeepers watched or looked for female children. Unexpectedly, Palestinian flags were flown over the Na'vi's traditional burial grounds as Na'vi children, seen above, left the urban areas under an EU promise of a comprehensive peace solution. Jews were unavailable for comment for this article.

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: Little Boy Blue, he needed the money (OOOOooh!)

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank cursed his mistyped search for blew man group.

Army of Dad said...

The Palistinian cover of Blue was not nearly as good as LeAnn Rimes though it had a very explosive ending.

Army of Dad said...

Morlocks on parade.

Army of Dad said...

Second from left: That girl was such a tease, I will never get rid of these blue balls now!

Passionate Conservative said...

Those wacky Palestinians misunderstand the Blues, but inevitably, makes them easier targets from more than a mile away.

Pink mist, blue skin. Hmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

It's hopeless in the Mideast. Even an infidel knows you don't mix colors with whites.

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

Two on right "Who's that holier-than-thou jerk who keeps taking pictures of us?"

Rodney Dill said...

Avatarnished

Rodney Dill said...

Marvin Lee Aday as a child.

Rodney Dill said...


In the Na'vi...


(Stolen from charles austin at the OTB caption contest)

Rodney Dill said...

Must've been Rosie O'Donnell's blue period.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The nascent Blue Epidermite party marches on Washington! Evan Bayh cancels plans for another term in a corrupt congress to avoid listening to yet another special interest group demanding their "fair share" of a shrinking pie.
FACT: Evan's pet parrot says, "I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. brawwwk!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Having learned nothing from hand dyeing son Ritchie's costume black, Laura Petri convinces Sally, Buddy, Jerry and Millie to stomp grapes for a PTA Wine & Cake Sale. Clearly, Rob is not pleased with the results.

WordVerify: entin - awwww, now why couldn't that have been the word challenge when I submitted my ENTry about ENTs and ENT wives a few days ago??

metalgarth said...

Blues Band: UR DOIN' IT RONG ***SHRAPNEL LOADED EXPLOSION****

vw: panti

metalgarth said...

The Smorcs were the least foeared force of evil in middle earth.

vw: wooho

molson said...

So where's da blue women at?

DaveP. said...

Papa Smurf knew he'd regret allowing "A People's History of Smurfville" into the classroom... he just didn't know how MUCH he'd regret it.

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