1. I am really beginning to suspect there are a lot of gheys in the fashion industry.
2. ORA: If a frown from Miranda Priestley can end a designer's career, you can imagine what happens when she openly vomits.
3. Dark Helmet's mistresses anxiously await his return from Druidia.
4. "I swear the next person who asks what attached to my vag and died is getting his eyes scratched out."
5. "Does Cthulu know you're wearing his baby clothes as an apron?"
Best of Double the U
Children's television continues its slippery slope.
Best of Matt the K
Tina Fey prayed that this rejected SNL skit would never see the light of day.
Best of Submariner
Evidently, Ang Lee is remaking Sleeping Beauty and has decided to reduce the number of Good Fairies.
Best of molson
What not to wear when riding the bus.
Best of sonicfrog
Winona Rider... Nooooo!!!!!!!
Best of curly
The Chris Matthews 'Thrill Running Up My Leg" contest drew an ecclectic crowd.
Best of Submariner
few minutes later, Jackie Chan put on a heckuva display jumping in and out of the ladders and hand-chopping appendages.
Best of Vinney
Sadly, Nellie was diagnosed with clitoral elephantitus.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oneupmanship: Copycats co-opted the "wings" concept, so Carefree trumped the competition with 2 new pantyshields - the "Surfboard" for active girls, and the Horseshoe Crab to pinch off heavy flow. ouch! Neither one flew as well as wings.
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Children's television continues its slippery slope.
Tina Fey prayed that this rejected SNL skit would never see the light of day.
Evidently, Ang Lee is remaking Sleeping Beauty and has decided to reduce the number of Good Fairies.
Come along, m'Droogs.
why Alice returned to Wonderland
In case anyone is wondering why we haven't heard from the Olsen twins recently....
wv: hisac. A little-too-personal form of greeting.
Keenan Ivory Wayans regrets letting Ang Lee direct the 'midgets-hiding-in- hats-scene' for "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka II".
Looks like somebody is overcompensating just a bit.
What not to wear when riding the bus.
Winona Rider... Nooooo!!!!!!!
The Chris Matthews 'Thrill Running Up My Leg" contest drew an ecclectic crowd.
Guessing which was a Replublican was easy, but it took me a minute to figure out that the big d!ck was the Democrat.
few minutes later, Jackie Chan put on a heckuva display jumping in and out of the ladders and hand-chopping appendages.
The new Surgeon General believes a picture is worth a thousand words- meet Crabs and Prolapsed Bladder (who doubles as Priapism), two of the actors in the traveling mimes health show.
These Pink Floyd album covers are getting weirder and weirder
Their mother dresses them sooooo! funny I really don't care whether they're ugly or not.
Ladies, for those heavy days when you want to wear white.
Vinney
Sadly, Nellie was diagnosed with clitoral elephantitus.
Vinney
No one pays attention to the dress code at Gertrude Stein High.
Vinney
Oneupmanship: Copycats co-opted the "wings" concept, so Carefree trumped the competition with 2 new pantyshields - the "Surfboard" for active girls, and the Horseshoe Crab to pinch off heavy flow. ouch! Neither one flew as well as wings.
.. and Obamacare payed for the operation!!
Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not polite to point?
Doctor, I think there's a side-effect of those testosterone pills you prescribed.
.......arf
Is that a fashion statement in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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