Tuesday, February 02, 2010

HOV Lane, You're Doing It Wrong

Brender

1. 'Hell's Accountants" were a notoriously low-budget motorcycle club.

2. These flash mobs are really getting tiresome.

3. Imagine them naked and you pretty much have the centerpiece of Andrew Sullivan's wedding cake.

4. After doing Jell-O shots and mescaline for fourteen straight hours, the Super Adventure Club spent the afternoon shooting down imaginary zeppelins.

5. The Bollywood remake of "CHiPs" was unexpectedly homo-erotic.

Best of VInney
Samir Kneivel makes jumping the Ganges River interesting.

Best of Unscrupulous
Well how the hell would YOU shoot invisible birds?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Herb, if you don't stop singing Kill Da Wabbit you're going to have to get off."

Best of Double the U
It is okay, they are wearing helmets.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Dammit, John, when you told us we could carpool with you, we sorta assumed that you had a car!"

Best of D. Dean
Seconds before a squirrel really screwed up the parade.

Best of divine miss m
♪♫ "Vacation, all I ever wanted!
Vacation, had to get away..." ♪♫

21 comments:

sonicfrog said...

After years of being snubbed, Dick Cheney will FINALLY get his very own float in this years Thanksgiving Day parade.

blue said...

Obama's new & improved combined Army & Border Guards are ready to defend the USA from Chavez & his ilk. Obama sez "& we only have to double taxes to pay to dismantle whay we have now so we can implement my vision.."

Army of Dad said...

"Quick, we have to go stop the Germans from bombing Pear Harbor!"

Double the U said...

and that is how you get to use the high occupancy vehicle lane on a motorcycle.

Anonymous said...

Samir Kneivel makes jumping the Ganges River interesting.

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Iraqi army training is going well.

Mr. Hankey said...

Day One after Obama repeals "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Unscrupulous said...

Well how the hell would YOU shoot invisible birds?

Jack Reacher said...

"Herb, if you don't stop singing Kill Da Wabbit you're going to have to get off."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lost in Translation
The Chinese govt wanted to create a "Hollywood Far East" studio, so a group of film pirates came up with a blockbuster based on old Keystone Kops footage and the script from Titanic.

Submariner said...

The Bhutan heavy armored brigade looked surprizingly fierce in last year's May Day parade...

Submariner said...

The offither shooting an imaginary rifle was kicked out of Berkeley's Mounted CHiPpies unit as soon as they returned to the station.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rumor has it that tactical maneuvers for Obamalama's "new" Army Mobile Infantry will be choreographed by the director of Broadway's Dream Girls.

Double the U said...

It is okay, they are wearing helmets.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Dammit, John, when you told us we could carpool with you, we sorta assumed that you had a car!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Those are some fabulous jazz hands.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The Greater Mumbai Theatre Guild road show production of "Annie Get Your Gun" suffered from both a low budget and too many men wanting to play Annie.

D. Dean said...

Seconds before a squirrel really screwed up the parade.

Adriane said...

After seeing the results of "one of the motorcycle gang shoots Officer Friday the bird", Bill Gates is finally persuaded to redesign his cheap translation software.

divine miss m said...

♪♫ "Vacation, all I ever wanted!
Vacation, had to get away..." ♪♫

Submariner said...

Think this is bad? You shoulda seen the Seattle Police on their Segway!