1. 'Hell's Accountants" were a notoriously low-budget motorcycle club.
2. These flash mobs are really getting tiresome.
3. Imagine them naked and you pretty much have the centerpiece of Andrew Sullivan's wedding cake.
4. After doing Jell-O shots and mescaline for fourteen straight hours, the Super Adventure Club spent the afternoon shooting down imaginary zeppelins.
5. The Bollywood remake of "CHiPs" was unexpectedly homo-erotic.
Best of VInney
Samir Kneivel makes jumping the Ganges River interesting.
Best of Unscrupulous
Well how the hell would YOU shoot invisible birds?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Herb, if you don't stop singing Kill Da Wabbit you're going to have to get off."
Best of Double the U
It is okay, they are wearing helmets.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Dammit, John, when you told us we could carpool with you, we sorta assumed that you had a car!"
Best of D. Dean
Seconds before a squirrel really screwed up the parade.
Best of divine miss m
♪♫ "Vacation, all I ever wanted!
Vacation, had to get away..." ♪♫
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After years of being snubbed, Dick Cheney will FINALLY get his very own float in this years Thanksgiving Day parade.
Obama's new & improved combined Army & Border Guards are ready to defend the USA from Chavez & his ilk. Obama sez "& we only have to double taxes to pay to dismantle whay we have now so we can implement my vision.."
"Quick, we have to go stop the Germans from bombing Pear Harbor!"
and that is how you get to use the high occupancy vehicle lane on a motorcycle.
Samir Kneivel makes jumping the Ganges River interesting.
Vinney
Iraqi army training is going well.
Day One after Obama repeals "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Well how the hell would YOU shoot invisible birds?
"Herb, if you don't stop singing Kill Da Wabbit you're going to have to get off."
Lost in Translation
The Chinese govt wanted to create a "Hollywood Far East" studio, so a group of film pirates came up with a blockbuster based on old Keystone Kops footage and the script from Titanic.
The Bhutan heavy armored brigade looked surprizingly fierce in last year's May Day parade...
The offither shooting an imaginary rifle was kicked out of Berkeley's Mounted CHiPpies unit as soon as they returned to the station.
Rumor has it that tactical maneuvers for Obamalama's "new" Army Mobile Infantry will be choreographed by the director of Broadway's Dream Girls.
It is okay, they are wearing helmets.
"Dammit, John, when you told us we could carpool with you, we sorta assumed that you had a car!"
Those are some fabulous jazz hands.
The Greater Mumbai Theatre Guild road show production of "Annie Get Your Gun" suffered from both a low budget and too many men wanting to play Annie.
Seconds before a squirrel really screwed up the parade.
After seeing the results of "one of the motorcycle gang shoots Officer Friday the bird", Bill Gates is finally persuaded to redesign his cheap translation software.
♪♫ "Vacation, all I ever wanted!
Vacation, had to get away..." ♪♫
Think this is bad? You shoulda seen the Seattle Police on their Segway!
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