1. "Go, Balto, bring back whiskey and pron!"
2. "I'll dig out the Prius, you guys go out and rip Al Gore's neck out."
3. "Oh, crap. The United Jewish Appeal found us. All right, we'll pledge. We'll pledge."
4. The dogs finally located Chris Elliot, but he still refused to host Late Night.
5. "Fine, Rex! Be that way! But the three of us are gonna have one hell of a snow orgy and you'll be sorry you missed it!"
Best of blue
We have to huddle with the dogs to keep warm while ALGORE runs a nuclear reactor to keep his large ass comfortable.....
Best of dadoctah
"OMG! They're -- they're saving us to eat later!"
Best of dub
Someone should tell that guy that we can see his icehole.
Best of mega
Even the dogs were getting sick of the media bothering Alaskans in their homes to find dirt on Palin.
Best of mega
Russia's remake of Dances With Wolves was faithful to the original version, with some adjustments for the Russian winter, of course. That, and at the end Putin strangles the wolves with his bare hands.
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we have to huddle with the dogs to keep warm while ALGORE runs a nuclear reactor to keep his large ass comfortable.....
With their animal instincts the dogs stealthly left. Little did the unsuspecting igloo occupants know that canine farts have been known to cause avalanches.
Vinney
Uh the term "screwed the pooch" is just a figure of speech there Slick.
"OMG! They're -- they're saving us to eat later!"
Someone should tell that guy that we can see his icehole.
These Taliban surely are a menacing bunch.
At the conclusion of their 2031 summer retreat in a Louisiana bijou, coal barons begrudingly announce a tentative agreement that global warming might indeed be occuring and a minor tightening of allowable emission levels may be prudent.
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What do you mean we have to have a nigger, a wetback and a jew or you'll call us racists??
Even the dogs were getting sick of the media bothering Alaskans in their homes to find dirt on Palin.
Under Obama, even this house ended up $50,000 under water on the mortgage.
Russia's remake of Dances With Wolves was faithful to the original version, with some adjustments for the Russian winter, of course. That, and at the end Putin strangles the wolves with his bare hands.
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