Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Grandpa In Pumps and a Pink Banana Sling

Sondra K

1. HBO's "Hookers on the Point" took a disturbing turn in the 8th season.

2. You know the economy is bad when you see one of these plying their trade in broad daylight.

3. Away from Washington, Barney Frank prefers a more casual look.

4. Dude, Where's My Dignity?

5. In case you're wondering, I have just invested massively in a company that makes eye bleach.

Best of Double the U
This is one of those optical illusion "Are you gay" picture jokes right? Some people focus on the beautiful scenery in the background and other focus on what is in the foreground.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jeez, Demi Moore is pregnant again at her age?

Best of curly
Although Earl would gladly perform his vile acts for free, he’s still hoping for at least a little ¢hange.

Best of dadoctah
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD."

Best of HLam
Your census takers at work.

Best of Vinney
Tom was disappointed no one threw him any Mardi Gras beads.

Best of GregMan
The real reason Evan Bayh quit the senate.

Best of molson
Does anyone know how to clean barf out of a keyboard?

Best of Steve O
Thanks grandpa. I think I can walk the rest of the way to school from here by myself.

Best of Matt the K
Wrong, Part 337

Best of Matt the K
Grandpa Weir wears his Olympic Pride outfit.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Does this city backdrop make me look fat?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Fine....let him get married already

Best of blue
..the last thing Harry remembered was going to a Merry Pranksters Acid Test in 1965.....

Best of Army of Dad
Now I am sorry they asked what he would do for a Klondike bar.

Best of Submariner
I don't think I'll care for Ang Lee's retake of "Our House," but you have to give him credit for getting Wilford Brimley to reprise his role...

Best of Jay Guevara
The Family Values Czar on patrol for unwholesome activities.

48 comments:

Double the U said...

This is one of those optical illusion "Are you gay" picture jokes right? Some people focus on the beautiful scenery in the background and other focus on what is in the foreground.

Anonymous said...

"Do these shoes make me look fat"?

Vinney

satted said...

Didn't Teddy just pass?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jeez, Demi Moore is pregnant again at her age?

-OR-

You just gotta hope Satan's about to deliver on some drunk guy's not-specific-enough wish to nail a tanned body in a hot pink outfit.
ORA Bedazzled pffttbbbbb!!!

-OR-

With the population aging rapidly, dementia ensures this sight will become fairly commonplace. Avoid the rush... buy V's jumbo size bleach dispenser today!

curly said...

Avalon Manor’s advertising budget has been pared to the bone.

curly said...

Fat old dudes: doing the work that common street walkers refuse to do.

curly said...

Although Earl would gladly perform his vile acts for free, he’s still hoping for at least a little ¢hange.

dub said...

Happy Thursday everyone!!

D. Dean said...

They're really diggin' deep with these Pink Panther remakes.

dadoctah said...

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD."

HLam said...

Your census takers at work.

blue said...

why liberals secretly want Global warming to succeed......

paul said...

Ang Lee makes "Sex in the City: Folsom Street"

Anonymous said...

Tom was disappointed no one threw him any Mardi Gras beads.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Four accidental misfires into the backs of fleeing shoplifters earned Office Jenson a demotion. Feeling emasculated, he decides to make a point with a nonstandard meter maid uniform.

-OR-

COPS, filmed on location! In tonight's episode, the police department's only female decoy calls in sick and Sergeant Flemming tries to fill her shoes.

-OR-

On his last day as the sweepstakes' famous prize giver, Ed McMahon finally decided to follow his bliss.

GregMan said...

Ain't enough eyebleach in the WORLD to take care of this image.

GregMan said...

The real reason Evan Bayh quit the senate.

GregMan said...

Just another day on Folsom Street.

molson said...

Does anyone know how to clean barf out of a keyboard?

molson said...

You don't want to know where he keeps his wallet.

molson said...

Enough is enough. I think it's time to push Shamu back into the water.

molson said...

I'm not a big fan of the new census worker uniforms.

dadoctah said...

Drag racing: ur doin it rong.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere in San Francisco, that's a Thursday cheesecake post.

Steve O said...

Contrary to common assumptions, not all 72 virgins will be nubile women.

Steve O said...

Thanks grandpa. I think I can walk the rest of the way to school from here by myself.

Yes, I know you love me. No, I don't know exactly what you mean.

Matt the K said...

Wrong, Part 337

Matt the K said...

Grandpa Weir wears his Olympic Pride outfit.

Matt the K said...

Now old and feeble-minded, Billy Squier makes the same mistake by hiring the guy who directed his "Rock Me Tonite" video.

Kaptain Krude said...

Does this city backdrop make me look fat?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?"

-OR-

Later, Sam would tell the judge he was taught to look left and right before crossing streets, but that nothing was ever said about looking normal.

-OR-

Despite certain awkward side effects, Rutherford admitted he always awoke refreshed after taking Ambien.

metalgarth said...

Ed wondered why no one ever mistook a picture of his crotch for a lamp

Mr. Hankey said...

Fine....let him get married already

blue said...

..the last thing Harry remembered was going to a Merry Pranksters Acid Test in 1965.....

Matt the K said...

Jean-Paul Georges' dingle is featured on the 'Flabbey Road' album cover. Produced by Assle Records, of course.

sonicfrog said...

Herbert laments the lack of fog due to global warming.

mega said...

MSgt. Smith took a stroll around the base to celebrate and relax after the repeal of DADT.

Army of Dad said...

Pink Bears on parade.

From the gay porno Jumbo.

Army of Dad said...

Now I am sorry they asked what he would do for a Klondike bar.

Mr. Hankey said...

Scenes from "Terminator - San Francisco"

Mr. Hankey said...

Some times you don't have to Ask to be able to to Tell

Submariner said...

Thank Gaia he didn't decide to show off his tan lines!

Submariner said...

I was wondering what Karl Malden had been doing since he turned in his badge. I'm REALLY sorry V. knew the answer...



v word - notsub - ya got THAT right.

Submariner said...

I don't think I'll care for Ang Lee's retake of "Our House," but you have to give him credit for getting Wilford Brimley to reprise his role...

Jay Guevara said...

The Family Values Czar on patrol for unwholesome activities.

Jay Guevara said...

That must have been one hell of a bet that that guy lost.

Jay Guevara said...

And on the same theme, check out this for future Caption This entries:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1252204/Its-little-bit-Brokeback-Mountain-TV-commentators-accused-gay-skating-jibes.html

Mr. Hankey said...

There is something wrong with the new Rice-A-Roni commercials.