1. "$50 says Sullivan can fit it in his ass."
2. 200 yards up the beach, Rosie O'Donnell sniffs the air and smiles wistfully.
3. "I love fishing at the Superfund Site."
4. "We shall name it, 'Hillary.'"
5. "Hey! Chinese guys! We found your kite!"
Threadwinner: Best of Jack Reacher
"Michael Vick wants to know if it will fight Shamu."
Best of Vinney
Iron Chef Bobbie Flay couldn't believe the secret ingredient.
Best of GregMan
"The only problem is, now we're gonna need a really looong frying pan."
Best of Army of Dad
A man purse is gay, but a man purse that needs three guys to carry is is extra gay.
Best of Jay Guevara
"OK, we got the bait, now go get the hook."
Best of molson
We're gonna be needing more butter.
Best of metalgarth
"Report anything fishy to email@example.com"
Best of Submariner
I think that one particular night in the 70's after a Zappa concert, I ate about 7 of those buggers with picante sauce...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Downside to Catch & Release Tournaments: Uh, guys... GUYS! You realize that the last of us to let go of this thing is gonna die, right?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle Obama starts her fight against child obesity with the us eof giant tapeworms
Best of Rodney Dill
"...but Jimmy, I don't want to go to Nineveh."