Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Go Fish

Al

1. "$50 says Sullivan can fit it in his ass."

2. 200 yards up the beach, Rosie O'Donnell sniffs the air and smiles wistfully.

3. "I love fishing at the Superfund Site."

4. "We shall name it, 'Hillary.'"

5. "Hey! Chinese guys! We found your kite!"

Threadwinner: Best of Jack Reacher
"Michael Vick wants to know if it will fight Shamu."

Best of Vinney
Iron Chef Bobbie Flay couldn't believe the secret ingredient.

Best of GregMan
"The only problem is, now we're gonna need a really looong frying pan."

Best of Army of Dad
A man purse is gay, but a man purse that needs three guys to carry is is extra gay.

Best of Jay Guevara
"OK, we got the bait, now go get the hook."

Best of molson
We're gonna be needing more butter.

Best of metalgarth
"Report anything fishy to carl@whitehouse.gov"

Best of Submariner
I think that one particular night in the 70's after a Zappa concert, I ate about 7 of those buggers with picante sauce...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Downside to Catch & Release Tournaments: Uh, guys... GUYS! You realize that the last of us to let go of this thing is gonna die, right?


Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle Obama starts her fight against child obesity with the us eof giant tapeworms

Best of Rodney Dill
"...but Jimmy, I don't want to go to Nineveh."

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Iron Chef Bobbie Flay couldn't believe the secret ingredient.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Nobody doubted that Tila Tequila could handle the challenge.

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

In related news, shares of Long John Silver's, LLC, are up 30%.

Jack Reacher said...

"Michael Vick wants to know if it will fight Shamu."

Jack Reacher said...

Fishing in the Straits of Hormuz has become so much more...interesting...since Iran stepped up its enrichment program.

blue said...

even the Haitians threw this one back...

GregMan said...

Even though three white guys actually caught the fish, The Obamessiah is named "Fisherman Of The Year".

GregMan said...

"The only problem is, now we're gonna need a really looong frying pan."

Army of Dad said...

Ribboned for her pleasure.

Army of Dad said...

Punk Rock fish

Army of Dad said...

San Fransisco bay.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Stan's fish is a gay homosexual.

Army of Dad said...

A man purse is gay, but a man purse that needs three guys to carry is is extra gay.

Jay Guevara said...

"OK, we got the bait, now go get the hook."

Jay Guevara said...

"And you said the stimulus bill hadn't had any effect."

sonicfrog said...

More proof of global warming.

molson said...

We're gonna be needing more butter.

molson said...

How dare you rednecks harm a defenseless sea kitten. PETA's gonna be hearing about this and then you're gonna get a good talking to.

metalgarth said...

"Report anything fishy to carl@whitehouse.gov"

Submariner said...

I'm gonna kick back with a Bud and wait to see what they catch with that lure...

Submariner said...

I think that one particular night in the 70's after a Zappa concert, I ate about 7 of those buggers with picante sauce...

Submariner said...

The girlfriend giggled; "You'll have to leave it on the beach until April before it'll remind me of Rosie..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Downside to Catch & Release Tournaments
Uh, guys... GUYS! You realize that the last of us to let go of this thing is gonna die, right?


WordVerify: undeci - guess the fellow on the tracks as the Silver Comet approached was still making up his mind which way to jump when

mega said...

The ObamaDebt of fish!

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle Obama starts her fight against child obesity with the us eof giant tapeworms

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You Choose:
a) first known photo of Lilliputians hauling in an anchovy
b) Chernobylian minnow
c) Nessie's been captured!
d) evidence so folks back home believe them when they spread their arms and say "Honest, it was this big!"

-OR-

You think this is big? My grandpappy says back in the day he used to hook some using chaw and a bent spoon that were longer than an 18-wheeler.

Rodney Dill said...

"...but Jimmy, I don't want to go to Nineveh."

Rodney Dill said...

"Five hundred bucks? sounds like a phishing scam."

Jay Guevara said...

"You think this anchovy is big, wait'll you see the pizza it's going on."

curly said...

Optical Illusion #54: It’s not so much of an “Everything’s Big In Texas” photo as it is an “Everybody’s Little In Lilliput” photo.

curly said...

“Let’s make a fish sandwich” was the standard pick-up line that the world’s ugliest mermaid used to lure horny dudes.

curly said...

“Now if one of you fine gentlemen would be so kind as to affix some really toned forearms to my sides and role me in sh!t, I can be off to the costume ball disguised as Michelle Obama.”