1. "$50 says Sullivan can fit it in his ass."
2. 200 yards up the beach, Rosie O'Donnell sniffs the air and smiles wistfully.
3. "I love fishing at the Superfund Site."
4. "We shall name it, 'Hillary.'"
5. "Hey! Chinese guys! We found your kite!"
Threadwinner: Best of Jack Reacher
"Michael Vick wants to know if it will fight Shamu."
Best of Vinney
Iron Chef Bobbie Flay couldn't believe the secret ingredient.
Best of GregMan
"The only problem is, now we're gonna need a really looong frying pan."
Best of Army of Dad
A man purse is gay, but a man purse that needs three guys to carry is is extra gay.
Best of Jay Guevara
"OK, we got the bait, now go get the hook."
Best of molson
We're gonna be needing more butter.
Best of metalgarth
"Report anything fishy to carl@whitehouse.gov"
Best of Submariner
I think that one particular night in the 70's after a Zappa concert, I ate about 7 of those buggers with picante sauce...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Downside to Catch & Release Tournaments: Uh, guys... GUYS! You realize that the last of us to let go of this thing is gonna die, right?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle Obama starts her fight against child obesity with the us eof giant tapeworms
Best of Rodney Dill
"...but Jimmy, I don't want to go to Nineveh."
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Iron Chef Bobbie Flay couldn't believe the secret ingredient.
Vinney
Nobody doubted that Tila Tequila could handle the challenge.
Vinney
In related news, shares of Long John Silver's, LLC, are up 30%.
"Michael Vick wants to know if it will fight Shamu."
Fishing in the Straits of Hormuz has become so much more...interesting...since Iran stepped up its enrichment program.
even the Haitians threw this one back...
Even though three white guys actually caught the fish, The Obamessiah is named "Fisherman Of The Year".
"The only problem is, now we're gonna need a really looong frying pan."
Ribboned for her pleasure.
Punk Rock fish
San Fransisco bay.
ORA: Stan's fish is a gay homosexual.
A man purse is gay, but a man purse that needs three guys to carry is is extra gay.
"OK, we got the bait, now go get the hook."
"And you said the stimulus bill hadn't had any effect."
More proof of global warming.
We're gonna be needing more butter.
How dare you rednecks harm a defenseless sea kitten. PETA's gonna be hearing about this and then you're gonna get a good talking to.
"Report anything fishy to carl@whitehouse.gov"
I'm gonna kick back with a Bud and wait to see what they catch with that lure...
I think that one particular night in the 70's after a Zappa concert, I ate about 7 of those buggers with picante sauce...
The girlfriend giggled; "You'll have to leave it on the beach until April before it'll remind me of Rosie..."
Downside to Catch & Release Tournaments
Uh, guys... GUYS! You realize that the last of us to let go of this thing is gonna die, right?
WordVerify: undeci - guess the fellow on the tracks as the Silver Comet approached was still making up his mind which way to jump when
The ObamaDebt of fish!
Michelle Obama starts her fight against child obesity with the us eof giant tapeworms
You Choose:
a) first known photo of Lilliputians hauling in an anchovy
b) Chernobylian minnow
c) Nessie's been captured!
d) evidence so folks back home believe them when they spread their arms and say "Honest, it was this big!"
-OR-
You think this is big? My grandpappy says back in the day he used to hook some using chaw and a bent spoon that were longer than an 18-wheeler.
"...but Jimmy, I don't want to go to Nineveh."
"Five hundred bucks? sounds like a phishing scam."
"You think this anchovy is big, wait'll you see the pizza it's going on."
Optical Illusion #54: It’s not so much of an “Everything’s Big In Texas” photo as it is an “Everybody’s Little In Lilliput” photo.
“Let’s make a fish sandwich” was the standard pick-up line that the world’s ugliest mermaid used to lure horny dudes.
“Now if one of you fine gentlemen would be so kind as to affix some really toned forearms to my sides and role me in sh!t, I can be off to the costume ball disguised as Michelle Obama.”
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