1. "Thanks for sharing your snacks, Mr. Cheney."
2. Still, much easier to swallow than Obama claiming the Stimulus created two million jobs.
3. I don't know whether I'm more put off by the scorpion eating or the elegant manicure.
4. "Let's see that Bear Grylls pussy try these apples!"
5. M'Chel introduces the troops to the traditional cuisine of her homeworld.
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"Yeah, you've got an impacted bicuspid. Can you angle me lower? I think I see gumline receding." Chase Devlin: arthropod dentist
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Eating it ain't bad, it's trying to pass it the next day that really hurts.
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(thinking) "Thank God for Tobasco."
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And you wonder why the attempt to poison the food supply at Ft Hood failed so miserably... Islamo-retards, you'll have to do better than this!!!!!
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He must REALLY hate bananas.
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Alien vs US Marine. The Shadows never stood a chance.
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One quick act of devil-may-care, crotch-grabbing brazenness, followed by a week of misery and regret.
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'et gow uf mah 'ongue!
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The menu selections at the chow halls have really suffered under the anti-military Obama regime.
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For some reason, extreme teabagging never really caught on.
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What you do when you open the AFRTS movie shipment for your summer deployment and find that every single freakin' one of them is "Eragon."
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"I SAID, STAY FROSTY, BRO!!!" Pfc Johnson *really* hated pulling guard duty with Joey the Deaf Scorpion.
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"Needs more nutmeg."
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"At least this beats eating at a Japanese McDonald's."
Eating it ain't bad, it's trying to pass it the next day that really hurts.
He was as tough as nails, but for some strange reason Sergeant Baxter refused to engage in oral sex.
Vinney
beats eating at a Japanese McDonald's....
(thinking) "Thank God for Tobasco."
And you wonder why the attempt to poison the food supply at Ft Hood failed so miserably... Islamo-retards, you'll have to do better than this!!!!!
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Chicken. It tastes like scorpion.
He must REALLY hate bananas.
"Yeah, you've got an impacted bicuspid. Can you angle me lower? I think I see gumline receding."
Chase Devlin: arthropod dentist
Alien vs US Marine
#356,194,837 in the list of things any member of the US Armed Forcs would rather do than see the Secretary of State naked.
One quick act of devil-may-care, crotch-grabbing brazenness, followed by a week of misery and regret.
'et gow uf mah 'ongue!
I can remember similar things that followed my first couple of beers after getting back from deployment...
What happens when you bet on the Lions for a winning record.
After a scorpion in the mouth and a broken off banana up his ass, the troops really started to wonder about Major Johnson.
Standard Capshun #528:
Andrew Sullivan was yet again disappointed for his Google results from "prick in the mouth".
wv: mabattom...your mouth is gonna hurt too.
Save that scorpion...you're going to need it for your eyes next Thursday.
The menu selections at the chow halls have really suffered under the anti-military Obama regime.
Some white folks are really confused on just exactly how they’re supposed to commemorate Black History Month.
An impromptu interpretation of the children’s classic “The Scorpion and the Frog”: Ur doing it wrong, Capitaine Jacques.
Today’s Scorpio horoscope was boding, to say the least.
For some reason, extreme teabagging never really caught on.
Evidently, the Major just found out that his new Privates both ask AND tell...
What you do when you open the AFRTS movie shipment for your summer deployment and find that every single freakin' one of them is "Eragon."
Thawt bubble; "Damn eye bleach wasn't enough, I can STILL see Gramps in that thong and pumps..."
"I SAID, STAY FROSTY, BRO!!!" Pfc Johnson *really* hated pulling guard duty with Joey the Deaf Scorpion.
"Needs more nutmeg."
Rahm: Those damn MREs cost over $3 each to produce. That money could go to the SEIU.
This is like watching the Rasmussen presidential approval poll. It's horrifying...but at the same time, fun to watch.
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