Friday, February 19, 2010

Food, It's What's for Dinner

Brender

1. "Thanks for sharing your snacks, Mr. Cheney."

2. Still, much easier to swallow than Obama claiming the Stimulus created two million jobs.

3. I don't know whether I'm more put off by the scorpion eating or the elegant manicure.

4. "Let's see that Bear Grylls pussy try these apples!"

5. M'Chel introduces the troops to the traditional cuisine of her homeworld.

Threadwinner Best of Silhouette
"Yeah, you've got an impacted bicuspid. Can you angle me lower? I think I see gumline receding." Chase Devlin: arthropod dentist

Best of GregMan
Eating it ain't bad, it's trying to pass it the next day that really hurts.

Best of Rodney Dill
(thinking) "Thank God for Tobasco."

Best of sonicfrog
And you wonder why the attempt to poison the food supply at Ft Hood failed so miserably... Islamo-retards, you'll have to do better than this!!!!!

Best of Unscrupulous
He must REALLY hate bananas.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Alien vs US Marine. The Shadows never stood a chance.

Best of divine miss m
One quick act of devil-may-care, crotch-grabbing brazenness, followed by a week of misery and regret.

Best of Submariner
'et gow uf mah 'ongue!

Best of curly
The menu selections at the chow halls have really suffered under the anti-military Obama regime.

Best of Jay Guevara
For some reason, extreme teabagging never really caught on.

Best of Submariner
What you do when you open the AFRTS movie shipment for your summer deployment and find that every single freakin' one of them is "Eragon."

Best of Matt the K
"I SAID, STAY FROSTY, BRO!!!" Pfc Johnson *really* hated pulling guard duty with Joey the Deaf Scorpion.

Best of dadoctah
"Needs more nutmeg."

31 comments:

GregMan said...

"At least this beats eating at a Japanese McDonald's."

GregMan said...

Eating it ain't bad, it's trying to pass it the next day that really hurts.

Anonymous said...

He was as tough as nails, but for some strange reason Sergeant Baxter refused to engage in oral sex.

Vinney

Blue said...

beats eating at a Japanese McDonald's....

Rodney Dill said...

(thinking) "Thank God for Tobasco."

sonicfrog said...

And you wonder why the attempt to poison the food supply at Ft Hood failed so miserably... Islamo-retards, you'll have to do better than this!!!!!

Ver Word: anima

Anonymous said...

Chicken. It tastes like scorpion.

Unscrupulous said...

He must REALLY hate bananas.

Silhouette said...

"Yeah, you've got an impacted bicuspid. Can you angle me lower? I think I see gumline receding."

Chase Devlin: arthropod dentist

Mr. Hankey said...

Alien vs US Marine

Submariner said...

#356,194,837 in the list of things any member of the US Armed Forcs would rather do than see the Secretary of State naked.

divine miss m said...

One quick act of devil-may-care, crotch-grabbing brazenness, followed by a week of misery and regret.

Submariner said...

'et gow uf mah 'ongue!

Submariner said...

I can remember similar things that followed my first couple of beers after getting back from deployment...

Submariner said...

What happens when you bet on the Lions for a winning record.

dub said...

After a scorpion in the mouth and a broken off banana up his ass, the troops really started to wonder about Major Johnson.

dub said...

Standard Capshun #528:

Andrew Sullivan was yet again disappointed for his Google results from "prick in the mouth".



wv: mabattom...your mouth is gonna hurt too.

dub said...

Save that scorpion...you're going to need it for your eyes next Thursday.

curly said...

The menu selections at the chow halls have really suffered under the anti-military Obama regime.

curly said...

Some white folks are really confused on just exactly how they’re supposed to commemorate Black History Month.

curly said...

An impromptu interpretation of the children’s classic “The Scorpion and the Frog”: Ur doing it wrong, Capitaine Jacques.

curly said...

Today’s Scorpio horoscope was boding, to say the least.

Jay Guevara said...

For some reason, extreme teabagging never really caught on.

Submariner said...

Evidently, the Major just found out that his new Privates both ask AND tell...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

What you do when you open the AFRTS movie shipment for your summer deployment and find that every single freakin' one of them is "Eragon."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Damn eye bleach wasn't enough, I can STILL see Gramps in that thong and pumps..."

Matt the K said...

"I SAID, STAY FROSTY, BRO!!!" Pfc Johnson *really* hated pulling guard duty with Joey the Deaf Scorpion.

dadoctah said...

"Needs more nutmeg."

mega said...

Rahm: Those damn MREs cost over $3 each to produce. That money could go to the SEIU.

mega said...

This is like watching the Rasmussen presidential approval poll. It's horrifying...but at the same time, fun to watch.