Saturday, February 13, 2010

Dude, Lay Off The Roids



1. I don't know, what do you get when you cross The Thing from the Fantastic Four with Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer?

2. Andrew Sullivan's Image Search for "Men with big meat" left him gobsmacked and chagrined.

3. Steroid abuse and high school chess teams, next Montel.

4. The other lunatics at PETA were shocked to learn of Bruce's bizarre fetish.

5. Pleased to meat you.

Best of blue
If you like my arms, wait until you see my junk.....

Best of Rodney Dill
"PastramiMan trumps IronMan every time."

Best of jj
Obama's new Czar of Nerdy Cross-Dressing Dorks prepares to make an opening statement.

Best of molson
Uh 'put a little meat on them bones' is just a figure a speech there Buster.

Best of Vinney
"Now all I have to do is learn how to figure skate."

Best of HowardDevore
2. Andrew Sullivan's Image Search for "Men with big meat" left him gobsmacked and chagrined... and highly aroused.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
All summer long, Ed's wife, kids and neighbors begged him for the secret ingredient that gave "Dad's grilled flank steaks" their piquant aftertaste.

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: Not pictured: Master Shake, Frylock

Best of mega
It was a great practical joke, and would've led to some good cheer and laughter if there hadn't been a feral cat colony next door.

Best of Matt the K
Hiring Nerdus Maximus as the new lead singer was the defining 'Jump the Shark' moment for G.W.A.R.

Best of curly
Change your pathetic Alan Greenspam Ben Bukkake Barry Soetero Hussein George Bush Timothy Geithner arms into these monsters for just 3 easy payments of $19.95!

Best of Kaptain Krude
BEEFCAAAAAKE!

Best of Submariner
I'm ready to train the Pit Bulls, Mr. Vick...

32 comments:

blue said...

if you like my arms, wait until you see my junk.....

Double the U said...

"Honey, honey relax... the guest will never know, I think it is funny."
-Another in a list of things guys find funny and women don't.

Anonymous said...

After being sentenced for video piracy, Alan just knew he'd figured out a way to become bitch-proof in prison.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Y'know, just the other day I was asking myself whatever happened to Joe Piscopo.

Rodney Dill said...

"PastramiMan trumps IronMan every time."

Rodney Dill said...

"hua"

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

"LEEEROY JENKINS!!!"

jj said...

Obama's new Czar of Nerdy Cross-Dressing Dorks prepares to make an opening statement.

molson said...

Uh 'put a little meat on them bones' is just a figure a speech there Buster.

molson said...

Dorkenstein lives!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

BEN, the Sequel - Danny grows sick and tired of cleaning up rat droppings, so he decides to commit suicide by rodent.

-OR-

Pit Bull Training - UR Doing It Wrong.

-OR-

Farthingale fell for the email pitch: Are You a 90-lb Weakling? Our e-book - "How to bulk up fast" - is your ticket to beach babes and SEX. Order now and we'll throw in "Put a salami in your shorts" absolutely FREE!! (Just $19.95, s/h extra)

WordVerify: hoozoo - The Grinch kidnaps all the smurfs and recreates Michael Jackson's Neverland in miniature.

Anonymous said...

"Now all I have to do is learn how to figure skate."

Vinney

dub said...

Ok bitch....NOW lets play Hide The Salami.

Adriane said...

Well ... um, well ... at least he didn't waste any bacon!

HowardDevore said...

2. Andrew Sullivan's Image Search for "Men with big meat" left him gobsmacked and chagrined... and highly aroused.

オテモヤン said...
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Carpe Phlogiston said...

All summer long, Ed's wife, kids and neighbors begged him for the secret ingredient that gave "Dad's grilled flank steaks" their piquant aftertaste. Finally, it dawned on her... Hai Karate and Gillette antiperspirant. The full story came out during the divorce proceedings.

-OR-

Kermit's passive-aggressive response to a vegan co-worker's grousing about leather shoes and belts accomplished nothing... except earn him a 72-hr psyche eval.

-OR-

"You only get one chance to make a first impression," Jonah said as he prepared for a job interview at Murphy's Butcher Shoppe.

-OR-

"Hello, Clarice." Which American Idol wannabe is not going to replace Anthony Hopkins?

mega said...

Tim's parents were deeply concerned when they came home from vacation and saw him. "Do you ... do you realize how many cow farts it took to make that shirt?"

Mr. Right said...

ORA: Not pictured: Master Shake, Frylock

Steve O said...

Sully. The bastard love-child of a famous blogger and Bessie the cow.

Passionate Conservative said...

Myron took D&D just a little too seriously.

mega said...

It seemed like a potential E-harmony disaster, until Karen showed up, with a matching necklace and shoes made out of salmon heads.

mega said...

It was a great practical joke, and would've led to some good cheer and laughter if there hadn't been a feral cat colony next door.

Matt the K said...

Hiring Nerdus Maximus as the new lead singer was the defining 'Jump the Shark' moment for G.W.A.R.

Rodney Dill said...

There is no I in TEAM... but there is MEAT

Rodney Dill said...

The Original Jerky Boy

curly said...

Change your pathetic Alan Greenspam Ben Bukkake Barry Soetero Hussein George Bush Timothy Geithner arms into these monsters for just 3 easy payments of $19.95!

Capt. Queeg said...

When I say Hillshire, you say Farm!
Hillshire!
(Farm!)…
Hillshire!
(Farm!)…
GO MEAT!!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

BEEFCAAAAAKE!

Submariner said...

Flank Steak didn't have half the career of his daddy, Meatloaf.

Submariner said...

I'm ready to train the Pit Bulls, Mr. Vick...