Saturday, February 13, 2010
Dude, Lay Off The Roids
1. I don't know, what do you get when you cross The Thing from the Fantastic Four with Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer?
2. Andrew Sullivan's Image Search for "Men with big meat" left him gobsmacked and chagrined.
3. Steroid abuse and high school chess teams, next Montel.
4. The other lunatics at PETA were shocked to learn of Bruce's bizarre fetish.
5. Pleased to meat you.
Best of blue
If you like my arms, wait until you see my junk.....
Best of Rodney Dill
"PastramiMan trumps IronMan every time."
Best of jj
Obama's new Czar of Nerdy Cross-Dressing Dorks prepares to make an opening statement.
Best of molson
Uh 'put a little meat on them bones' is just a figure a speech there Buster.
Best of Vinney
"Now all I have to do is learn how to figure skate."
Best of HowardDevore
2. Andrew Sullivan's Image Search for "Men with big meat" left him gobsmacked and chagrined... and highly aroused.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
All summer long, Ed's wife, kids and neighbors begged him for the secret ingredient that gave "Dad's grilled flank steaks" their piquant aftertaste.
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: Not pictured: Master Shake, Frylock
Best of mega
It was a great practical joke, and would've led to some good cheer and laughter if there hadn't been a feral cat colony next door.
Best of Matt the K
Hiring Nerdus Maximus as the new lead singer was the defining 'Jump the Shark' moment for G.W.A.R.
Best of curly
Change your pathetic Alan Greenspam Ben Bukkake Barry Soetero Hussein George Bush Timothy Geithner arms into these monsters for just 3 easy payments of $19.95!
Best of Kaptain Krude
Best of Submariner
I'm ready to train the Pit Bulls, Mr. Vick...