Friday, February 12, 2010
Comfort and Joy
1. "Don't cry... it will grow back."
2. "Son, just remember, blowing that reception in the fourth quarter means I will always love your sister more than you."
3. "If it upsets you so much, maybe you shouldn't think about Joe Biden being one heartbeat away from the presidency."
4. "Look, I'm sorry Mrs. Letourneau has lost interest since you hit puberty, but you had to know it was going to happen."
5. "I know it hurt losing the state championship, but, that was back in November, son. It's February now. F--king man up."
Best of Vinney
"It's tough being the last of the Mohicans. You try it"!
Best of dub
Carl couldnt help but think that the best part about raping handicap chicks is that they cant run very fast with their walkers.
Best of Double the U
It's okay, it's okay. You will find another holier than thou right wing Christian site.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, Nair in the helmet. Yeah, that's a classic."
Best of Matt the K
He...he said... "I pity da fool copy my haircut", then he took my gold chains, mommy!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mom's Thawtbubble - Oh honey, I should have told you a long time ago... they're not laughing at your hair, but what your head moles spell if you connect the dots.
Best of Adriane
All right, now go win one for The Humungus! The Lord Humungus!
... pep rallies at Thunderdome HS could get a little weird.
Best of sonicfrog
ORA: Dammit! The Hockey stick is dead!!!! DEAD!!!!! Baaaaaaaaa....
Best of Army of Mom
Most of the football team looked forward to Mrs. LeTourneau's cup checks. It just made Ty feel dirty.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"On the other hand, I shaved my snatch to look like your head."