Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Chuck, I'm Here for Your Daughter

Brender

1. "She will *too* fit in my crawlspace."

2. ORA: "I'm gonna chain her up in my basement and make a YouTube video about how The Phantom Menace sucked."

3. "She tried switching out my Viagra pills for Tic-Tacs, but I'm still one step ahead of the little Minx."

4. "Philippines? Hell, you can get one off Craigslist if you know where to look."

5. "Well, Morrie's not interested. How 'bout you, Ted? You down for a three way?"

Wicked, Wicked, Wicked Threadwinner Best of GregMan
The live interview with Hugh Hewitt, James Lileks and Dennis Prager was not going the way Michelle malkin had expected.

Best of metalgarth
"Maybe of I just lean a little bit to the left I can dodge that fire and brimstone headed straight for these sodomites"

Best of Mr. Hankey
I told her that I don't need her "long time" just 'bout 5 minutes.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and I had her microchipped, too, didn't I, Sweetie?"

Best of Matt the K
Dr. Drew 2031: "Yeah, I found her years ago in a bakery store window...just the saddest little thing."

Best of Army of Dad
"So then I figured, when am I going to be in Siagon again!"

Best of mega
"Actually, the Democrats are working out pretty good for me. My cancer treatment was turned down, but everyone gets a hooker."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Ming-Lee keeps looking over at the tracks - still not understanding how just she and these three old men were planning to pull a train.

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Michelle Malkin was a little disappointed with the "pickings" at the last Tea Party convention.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe still thought he was quite the stud bragging to his friends, "Hey honey, I still have 3 hours and 55 minutes left on this Viagra hard-on. An arthritic hand on the thigh gets them moist every time."

Vinney

metalgarth said...

"Maybe of I just lean a little bit to the left I can dodge that fire and brimstone headed straight for these sodomites"

Mr. Hankey said...

I told her that I don't need her "long time" just 'bout 5 minutes.

GregMan said...

The live interview with Hugh Hewitt, James Lileks and Dennis Prager was not going the way Michelle malkin had expected.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and I had her microchipped, too, didn't I, Sweetie?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Chicks can't resist a guy with matching belt and shoes, Bert."

Matt the K said...

Dr. Drew 2031: "Yeah, I found her years ago in a bakery store window...just the saddest little thing."

Army of Dad said...

The Hangover: 2050

Army of Dad said...

"I love the smell of hooker in the morning...smells like victory"

Army of Dad said...

"So then I figured, when am I going to be in Siagon again!"

Army of Dad said...

Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the crabs crawl away.

Army of Dad said...

Thought bubble: ten dolla no enough for dis shit.

Army of Dad said...

tsk tsk, white shoes after Tet...

Submariner said...

Da-amn, Phil; nice aroma on that one, too!


OR


Heckuva fun time, but Lawdy! does she ever queef alot!

Submariner said...

Guy on left thawt bubble; "Traded her in on three 20 year olds? Why the heck didn't I thinka that?"

mega said...

"Actually, the Democrats are working out pretty good for me. My cancer treatment was turned down, but everyone gets a hooker."

molson said...

I paid her in monopoly money. She had no clue!

Mr. Hankey said...

Ming-Lee keeps looking over at the tracks - still not understanding how just she and these three old men were planning to pull a train.

Submariner said...

Trust me, Bertie; go to Hunan Express and ask for the #38 Special.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yep, only $1500 by mail order using that new fangled internet. They put her on my business Mastercard as a tax deductible vacuum cleaner cause oh man, can she hoover!

Julie the Jarhead said...

Michelle Malkin was a little disappointed with the "pickings" at the last Tea Party convention.