1. "She will *too* fit in my crawlspace."
2. ORA: "I'm gonna chain her up in my basement and make a YouTube video about how The Phantom Menace sucked."
3. "She tried switching out my Viagra pills for Tic-Tacs, but I'm still one step ahead of the little Minx."
4. "Philippines? Hell, you can get one off Craigslist if you know where to look."
5. "Well, Morrie's not interested. How 'bout you, Ted? You down for a three way?"
Wicked, Wicked, Wicked Threadwinner Best of GregMan
The live interview with Hugh Hewitt, James Lileks and Dennis Prager was not going the way Michelle malkin had expected.
Best of metalgarth
"Maybe of I just lean a little bit to the left I can dodge that fire and brimstone headed straight for these sodomites"
Best of Mr. Hankey
I told her that I don't need her "long time" just 'bout 5 minutes.
Best of Jack Reacher
"...and I had her microchipped, too, didn't I, Sweetie?"
Best of Matt the K
Dr. Drew 2031: "Yeah, I found her years ago in a bakery store window...just the saddest little thing."
Best of Army of Dad
"So then I figured, when am I going to be in Siagon again!"
Best of mega
"Actually, the Democrats are working out pretty good for me. My cancer treatment was turned down, but everyone gets a hooker."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Ming-Lee keeps looking over at the tracks - still not understanding how just she and these three old men were planning to pull a train.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Michelle Malkin was a little disappointed with the "pickings" at the last Tea Party convention.
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Joe still thought he was quite the stud bragging to his friends, "Hey honey, I still have 3 hours and 55 minutes left on this Viagra hard-on. An arthritic hand on the thigh gets them moist every time."
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"Maybe of I just lean a little bit to the left I can dodge that fire and brimstone headed straight for these sodomites"
I told her that I don't need her "long time" just 'bout 5 minutes.
The live interview with Hugh Hewitt, James Lileks and Dennis Prager was not going the way Michelle malkin had expected.
"...and I had her microchipped, too, didn't I, Sweetie?"
"Chicks can't resist a guy with matching belt and shoes, Bert."
Dr. Drew 2031: "Yeah, I found her years ago in a bakery store window...just the saddest little thing."
The Hangover: 2050
"I love the smell of hooker in the morning...smells like victory"
"So then I figured, when am I going to be in Siagon again!"
Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the crabs crawl away.
Thought bubble: ten dolla no enough for dis shit.
tsk tsk, white shoes after Tet...
Da-amn, Phil; nice aroma on that one, too!
OR
Heckuva fun time, but Lawdy! does she ever queef alot!
Guy on left thawt bubble; "Traded her in on three 20 year olds? Why the heck didn't I thinka that?"
"Actually, the Democrats are working out pretty good for me. My cancer treatment was turned down, but everyone gets a hooker."
I paid her in monopoly money. She had no clue!
Ming-Lee keeps looking over at the tracks - still not understanding how just she and these three old men were planning to pull a train.
Trust me, Bertie; go to Hunan Express and ask for the #38 Special.
Yep, only $1500 by mail order using that new fangled internet. They put her on my business Mastercard as a tax deductible vacuum cleaner cause oh man, can she hoover!
Michelle Malkin was a little disappointed with the "pickings" at the last Tea Party convention.
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