Friday, February 12, 2010

Boy Band

Brender

1. "Well, me droogies, are you up for another night of ultraviolence?"

2. A young dub would amuse himself by following fat chicks around while playing his tuba.

3. In happier times, the Neverland Ranch employed hundreds in uniforms designed personally by Mr. Jackson himself.

4. Jim Henson's Sgt Pepper Babies .

5. "Man, I can't wait to get home and lounge around in my leopard print banana sling."

Best of GregMan
Barney Frank's honor guard prepares to escort him to his favorite bath house.

Best of blue
Latest Ang Lee remake: The Boys in the Band: Before Puberty

Best of censors hip
...and afterwards Uncle Barney gave us these medals!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
San Francisco's adaptation of Snow White.

Best of Adriane
Hey you kids ... get off my sun drenched and palm tree'd villa patio. And don't even think about smashing the antique street light!!!!

Best of mega
Timmy tried to pretend that the chandelier growing out of his head wasn't there, and most of his friends played along with the lie.

Best of Army of Dad
A young Popeye begins life in a child labo camp.

Best of dadoctah
Verne Troyer calls in his shock troops.

Best of Matt the K
"This one time...at Mini Marching Minor Miners Camp..."

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey dickweed, the song is '76 Trombones' not 'Shovels'."

Vinney

GregMan said...

Barney Frank's honor guard prepares to escort him to his favorite bath house.

GregMan said...

CapThis commenters prepare to attack after waiting so long for the latest "Best Ofs".

GregMan said...

Who knew the Safe School Czar was so much in favor of school uniforms?

GregMan said...

"You don't want to know what the feather on the hat is really for" said Andrew Sullivan.

blue said...

latest Hollywood remake

The Boys in the Band: Before Puberty

censors hip said...

...and afterwards Uncle Barney gave us these medals!

blue said...

hey Obama!!!
Just where are those stimulus shovel & pick ready jobs????

Rodney Dill said...

Beafeaters... ur doin it rong

dub said...

My mommy says I have a big pick.

dub said...

Obligatory Post #213: Andrew Sullivan was again disappointed with his Google results for "young boys tools".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Apparently, this is what we can expect from the Democrats' watered down "Leave No Child Behind" jobs bill: a legion of uniformed kids of unemployed parents toting the new tools of the middle class. Motto- Earn while you learn!

-OR-

San Franscico's adaptation of Snow White.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Blogger.com really needs a spellchecker because I obviously can't do it alone. -

San Francisco's adaptation of Snow White.

WordVerify: mededay - To control overcrowded hospitals and doctors' offices, universal health care will assign you one special day per year to schedule any/all appointments. If you miss it, you're out of luck until next year.

Adriane said...

Hey you kids ... get off my sun drenched and palm tree'd villa patio. And don't even think about smashing the antique street light!!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

We're an American band!
We're coming to your house
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band!

The Disneyfication of classic rock continues in a most sickening direction.


wv: spones - Phones that are almost sponges?

Double the U said...

The W.C. Fields look alike contest came to a grinding halt when someone noticed that hating children and dogs thing.

dadoctah said...

The Lollipop Guild: serving Oz since 1902.

molson said...

Just when you think Japanese inspired game shows can't get any weirder... Pow! They knock another one out of the park.

mega said...

Great, another French platoon heading to Afghanistan. That'll help a lot.

mega said...

Holder's campaign against ageism at West Point had the usual unintended consequences.

mega said...

Timmy tried to pretend that the chandelier growing out of his head wasn't there, and most of his friends played along with the lie.

mega said...

In England, reporting your parents for enviro-crimes could get you a shiny new uniform and the admiration of your peers.

Army of Dad said...

A young Popeye begins life in a child labo camp.

dadoctah said...

Verne Troyer calls in his shock troops.

Matt the K said...

Always having to be 'different', Young Liberace stood out from the pack by wearing a candelabra atop his hat.

Matt the K said...

"This one time...at Mini Marching Minor Miners Camp..."

Matt the K said...

Ahmedinijad's 4th Grade Class picture from Public Dictator's School #47.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's like Herding Cats!":
When the scandal broke, administrators at ADHD Elementary School used the 38 failed attempts to get the brats to stand still for a class photo to justify secretly doping them with Ritalin-laced KoolAid.