1. "Well, me droogies, are you up for another night of ultraviolence?"
2. A young dub would amuse himself by following fat chicks around while playing his tuba.
3. In happier times, the Neverland Ranch employed hundreds in uniforms designed personally by Mr. Jackson himself.
4. Jim Henson's Sgt Pepper Babies .
5. "Man, I can't wait to get home and lounge around in my leopard print banana sling."
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