Monday, February 01, 2010

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Nice Deb


1. And in the back of the limo was the Ark of the Covenant, and it was open!

2. "And if the Iranians are lucky, I'll show 'em my 'O' face, like this."

3. "My best intern and... Chelsea?"

4. "Laxative... kicking in... must ... reach... utility... belt!"

5. "I swear to you, Mr. Russian ambassador, I have no idea how that model rocket got in the back of my limo."

Best, Baby... Mr. Hankey
...and that's not all... A NEW CAR!!!

Best, Baby... GregMan
"Ow! You just closed the car door on my wang!"

Best, Baby... Vinney
"Wlliam Jefferson Clinton! Get out now. You're in big trouble mister. Since when did you start smoking cigars"?

Best, Baby... Jay Guevara
"Good God! It's a copy of the Constitution!"

Best, Baby... dadoctah
...and when they got out of the car, they found, hanging from the door handle, a bloody hook!

Best, Baby... Mr. Hankey
Emerging from her car, Hillary sees her shadow - six more weeks of winter.

Best, Baby... Submariner
What in THE hell is a penis doing in my limo?!?

Best, Baby... Carpe Phlogiston
Another ghost from Xmas past arrives: Tip ONeill meets Hilary on the street and candidly says, "Wave goodbye to your chances for becoming President, crone."

Best, Baby... Jack Reacher
"And we were lucky enough to find those old Rose Law Firm billing records. Remember those?"

Best, Baby... Steve O
Even after all these years, Hillary is still ocassionally ambushed by Bill's insistent need to "take care of business" whenever and wherever the mood strikes him.

24 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

...and that's not all... A NEW CAR!!!

GregMan said...

"Ow! You just closed the car door on my wang!"

GregMan said...

"I'll get you yet, my pretty! And your little dog too!"

GregMan said...

Old guy: "Keep those peasants away from the Secretary of State!"

Anonymous said...

"Wlliam Jefferson Clinton! Get out now. You're in big trouble mister. Since when did you start smoking cigars"?

Vinney

blue said...

...and let me introduce you to my date, Monica

Jay Guevara said...

"Good God! It's a copy of the Constitution!"

Unscrupulous said...

"I told you I'm magic. Here, watch me make that giant dildo disappear"

dadoctah said...

...and when they got out of the car, they found, hanging from the door handle, a bloody hook!

Anonymous said...

"Please Mrs. Clinton. Don't open the door. I beg you. If it's a rockin', don't go a knockin'."

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Emerging from her car, Hillary sees her shadow - six more weeks of winter.

Submariner said...

Cougar? Nyet. You're more of a Nile Croc, Komrade Secretary...

metalgarth said...

That's the largest plastic schnitzengruben I've ever seen. I'll take three of them.

Submariner said...

What in THE hell is a penis doing in my limo?!?

Submariner said...

No one would drive for you after last visit incidence, Komrade Secretary, so we convince your countryman, Theodore Kennedy, into being new driver for 10 cases of Stoly...

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "When I asked if you give head, I didn't mean Bill's."

(WV: panichag - OK that one has to be planted)

Kaptain Krude said...

"And then that clean, articulate Negro told me to go fetch my own coffee! Can you believe it?"


wv - drivers and then Rodney Dill has PanicHag. There's something going on, here.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I thought Secretaries of State were supposed to put the best face on our country's image overseas?

-OR-

Acting as a ghost from Xmas past, the Velvet Frog shows Hilary what goes wrong when you smoke and binge drink in the closet.

-OR-

As you can see, Madam Secretary, we Roosians have leapt ahead of you Amerikans in the race to develop an instant aging vodka formula. Our agents have tested it on Pelosi, Feinstein and Boxer, too. For some reason, it had no effect on Pelosi.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another ghost from Xmas past arrives: Tip ONeill meets Hilary on the street and candidly says, "Wave goodbye to your chances for becoming President, crone."

WordVerify: harempit (i kid you not) - Bill Clinton's Limo?

Rodney Dill said...

"HUMIDOR!!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

"And we were lucky enough to find those old Rose Law Firm billing records. Remember those?"

Jack Reacher said...

"That's just Dawn. She'll be riding along as far as the nearest Old Navy."

Steve O said...

Even after all these years, Hillary is still ocassionally ambushed by Bill's insistent need to "take care of business" whenever and wherever the mood strikes him.

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