Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Twin Batman Villains


1. Eliot Spitzer was disappointed. He had been expecting the other Olsen twins. Oh, well, as long he didn't have to take his socks off.

2. Custodial workers arrive for their shift at the Clinton Presidential Library.

3. Trouble at the Cougar Convention when Army of Mom and Divine Miss M arrive in the same outfit.

4. "Computer, Delete Program Riker 815-Beta, and reinstate Dixon Hill Program."

5. "Hef says, stop fooling around and fight to the death... or there'll be no meth for anybody tonight."

Best of dadoctah
Hey, bring back the Queen! Lady Gaga's got another surprise for her!

Best of GregMan
They'd be hot if it wasn't for all those melanomas.

Best of GregMan
Martha Coakly's new bodyguards aren't going to take any crap from any more reporters.

Best of Shawn
Dwight came home from the anime convention with a bad case of Thunderclap.

Best of Vinney
Tiger Woods unveils his new caddies- The Tigettes- to the astonishment of the PGA's management and redefines a threesome.

Best of molson
Two chicks that know how to handle a shaft.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Moments later, both models were banned for life from the convention when it was discovered what they had done to the curtains.

Best of mega
The 80's called, and they want...well, they were actually kind of general this time. They want the two girls, their hair, their outfits, and the entire store.

Best of Submariner
Sully was ticked off at the Altavista response to query for pics of twins with long, stiff poles.

Best of Matt the K
Meet the ThunderTwatts.

Best of metalgarth
what are "things that Comic Book Guy would pay $1000.00 an hour for", Alex

Best of racerboy
"So that's what happened to my good lipstick and all the hairspray..."

28 comments:

mega said...

Seriously, the Home Nurse Care ammendment to the House bill totally turned me around on ObamaCare.

Uchuck The Tuchuck said...

Thunder...Thunder!...THUNDERCRAPS BLOOOOOW!

Adriane said...

It's a woman ... in a leotard ... with a pole ... so she's a pole dancer, right? Right?

dadoctah said...

Hey, bring back the Queen! Lady Gaga's got another surprise for her!

GregMan said...

They'd be hot if it wasn't for all those melanomas.

GregMan said...

Martha Coakly's new bodyguards aren't going to take any crap from any more reporters.

Shawn said...

"I can haz googie ninja?"

Shawn said...

"I can haz Joe Francis for 2 sodemyz with stick?"

Shawn said...

X marks the spots.

Shawn said...

DUB: "Both of 'em are still to fat."

VtK: "Oh come on, both girls are thin as a promise!"

DUB: "Pffft! Not those blimps. I was talking about the broom handles."

Shawn said...

Honey, I don't care if you ARE pregnant, that's one litter box I'm not cleaning.

Shawn said...

Dwight came home from the anime convention with a bad case of Thunderclap.

Whacko said...

Not quite ready for Hot Babe Caption This Thursday.

Steve O said...

Make fun of Facemask Boy all you want, but he has a better chance of tagging these kitties than you have of having a conversation with them.

Come to think of it, that's probably true for Facemask Boy as well.

Anonymous said...

With his new image now known, Tiger Woods unveils his new caddies- The Tigettes- to the astonishment of the PGA's management and redefines a threesome.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

The origin of Feline AIDS.

molson said...

Two chicks that know how to handle a shaft.

Kaptain Krude said...

Moments later, both models were banned for life from the convention when it was discovered what they had done to the curtains.

Army of Dad said...

Thundercat 'Hos

mega said...

The 80's called, and they want...well, they were actually kind of general this time. They want the two girls, their hair, their outfits, and the entire store.

blue said...

They're fiery...fearless...ferocious!

Love-starved moon maidens on the prowl!

blue said...

Time to accessorize!

Submariner said...

Hmph! I didn't know Lady Gaga had a twin.

Submariner said...

Sully was ticked off at the Altavista response to query for pics of twins with long, stiff poles.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

prudes, don't click the links. dub, don't lick the links
Some bodypainters do wondrous ... things with an airbrush, while others just phone it in.

WordVerify: rerail - what crooked politicians and derivatives-whore bankers who derailed the economy claim going deeper in debt will do for the nation.

Matt the K said...

Meet the ThunderTwatts.

metalgarth said...

what are "things that Comic Book Guy would pay $1000.00 an hour for", Alex

racerboy said...

"So that's what happened to my good lipstick and all the hairspray..."