Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Totem pole


1. Twilight III will feature, "Corky, the Special Vampire."

2. Next on a very special Life Goes On, Corky's first three-way.

3. Toby was never the same after Janel and Lurlene literally f--ked his brains out.

4. Toby's goofy grin disappeared moments after discovering the 'tranny surprise.'

5. "Look, Egon! A free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition!"


Best of dub
I call the inaugural meeting of the I Cant Get Laid Either Club to order.

Best of Shawn
Through the early bloom and magical days of Kathy's first lesbian relationship, the parasitic twin growing from Darlene's shoulder seemed quaint and charming.

Best of Shawn
Rare screen test footage for the Facts Of Life remake starring a young Megan Fox as Jo, Sally Struthers as Natalie, and Crispin Glover tripping balls as Tootie..

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Quick kids - smile for the camera! This is Kyle's first happy ending!!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Outtake #132 - AIEEEEEEE!!! OK, that's an F-Sharp. Doris will now squeeze his left testicle and he'll squeal in the key of G.

16 comments:

dub said...

I call the inaugural meeting of the I Cant Get Laid Either Club to order.

Submariner said...

Guess which girl has his thumb up her @ss?

Shawn said...

Through the early bloom and magical days of Kathy's first lesbian relationship, the parasitic twin growing from Darlene's shoulder seemed quaint and charming.

Shawn said...

Sometimes if you stare hard enough at 12chan, you can see the reflection of yourself in the monitor.

dadoctah said...

Squirrel not included.

Shawn said...

Rare screen test footage for the Facts Of Life remake starring a young Megan Fox as Jo, Sally Struthers as Natalie, and Crispin Glover tripping balls as Tootie..

molson said...

The photo bomb squirrel sure has let himself go.

Kaptain Krude said...

Donnie Dorko

Mr. Hankey said...

"Quick kids - smile for the camera! This is Kyle's first happy ending!!"

Mr. Hankey said...

They say that Archie finally went crazy trying to choose between Betty or Veronica.

Matt the K said...

You can imagine how difficult playing poker was for the conjoined Wilson triplets-- the Jimmy head was a walking 'tell'.

Anonymous said...

So, who is photobombing who?

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter welcome their first joint interview guest: Andy Dick.

Submariner said...

Just below frame; Gavin Newsome is swallowing another "Mike."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gamblers, which girl do you see doing the nasty with nerdboy, getting knocked up and becoming a 300-lb. chainsmoking alcoholic?
Place your bets with Dr. Ruth Westheimer, new honorary secretary of the Dept. of Love and Relationships in Washington "we can't spread HIV and bed lice fast enough" DC.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Letterman's ratings soar with the start of Stupid Human BDSM Tricks
Outtake #132 - AIEEEEEEE!!! OK, that's an F-Sharp. Doris will now squeeze his left testicle and he'll squeal in the key of G.