1. "Ia! ... um... Ia! Cthulhu ...um... fhtagn!"
2. "Wow, Barney Frank is really going to town on the boys' choir."
3. Obama, a cross, and two phallic symbols? Andrew Sullivan just wet his pants.
4. "I give Christianity a solid B+ as a religion."
5. "Just lay my prayer rug down right there... Oh, sorry, force of habit."
Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm so liberal I can't even stand being close to my right hand."
Best of dub
And thus, the American economy is headed this way...
Best of molson
Ha! I'm better than Wilt. He may have banged thousands of broads, but I did sex to an entire nation.
Best of Submariner
While M'chel consumes that one's spleen, does anyone else want to raise a "little correction" to something I've said?
Best of censors hip
The bathrooms are this way & if any of you are artists you may take the cross with you
Best of Vinney
"And now the choir will sing Ave Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My fellow light and dark skinned breathren with negroid features... to fit in, this is how honkies shake hands. We, uh, I mean they don't do jive knuckle banging nor the high five slapadoodle thing!
Best of Unscrupulous
Yessir. In fact it is this long.
Best of Dactyl
Baldy in the back is having a dream too, looks like.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I've spilled wine here to show you how Sham Wow works better than anything at cleaning it up."
40 comments:
"... as it says in the Koran..."
"I'm so liberal I can't even stand being close to my right hand."
Must...cover...cross...before...I...
turn...to...ashes....
Will someone please pick up my teleprompter for me?
And thus, the American economy is headed this way...
This week, at the Silverback Lodge....
wv: synefat, yeah, I seen some on that woman in the back row.
I love mankind... It's people I can't stand.
"Whaddya mean we can't tax tithes?"
Someone forgot to turn the cross upside down.
Vinney
MLK had a dream.....I am the nightmare
look - would you guys vote for Martha if I told you she was 1/2 black??
No. No. I'm no golden calf, but seriously... Worship me!
Ha! I'm better than Wilt. He may have banged thousands of broads, but I did sex to an entire nation.
"Allah akbar!"
"I did not campaign for that woman, Martha Coakley!"
"No no no, it's not G-d bless Amerikkka, it's G-d d@mn Amerikkka!"
Not a cap, just an observation;
Didn't the libs and the msm go absolutely ape-sh!t over Huckabee having a bookshelf in a picture that gave the appearance of a cross?
I ain't no ways tahred...
Look, you have to believe me; I TRIED to find a black for the seat, so just vote for Coakhead this time and we'll fix it next election. Or would you rather WORK for your paycheck?
...and she's equipped with real, Corinthian leather!
While M'chel consumes that one's spleen, does anyone else want to raise a "little correction" to something I've said?
the bathrooms are this way & if any of you are artists you may take the cross with you
"And now the choir will sing Ave Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm."
Vinney
My fellow light and dark skinned breathren with negroid features... to fit in, this is how honkies shake hands. We, uh, I mean they don't do jive knuckle banging nor the high five slapadoodle thing!
-OR-
Okay, here's that bag of magic beans I promised during the campaign. Step up, take a bean, plant it in your yard. Your personal moneytree will rise out of the earth like earmarks in an appropriations bill. Amen & Hallelujah!
Yessir. In fact it is this long.
Gimme' a "t".
"I think it's time to take up another collection. Fourteen in one hour isn't out of line, right?"
Baldy in the back is having a dream too, looks like.
Carl was just as bad a preacher as Reverend Lovejoy, but the communion chalice full of Duff kept Homer, Lenny and Barney coming week after week.
...would I sh!t you?
too bad it's not a snake handling church...
censors hip said...
the bathrooms are this way & if any of you are artists you may take the cross with you
Oh, that's some funny s***, that is!
"As I say to my Cabinet appointees, 'Won't you come serve at My right hand?'"
WV: allian--oh, wouldn't the birthers have a field day with that?
Though often compared to Jesus, Obama thought of himself as more of a "God the Father" type.
"I've spilled wine here to show you how Sham Wow works better than anything at cleaning it up."
Is it the lighting in there, or is he really light-skinned?
"This showcase can be yours, if the price is right!"
Practicing for his next job.
And on the last day shall there be any Republicans sitting at the right hand of my Father? I think not!
"Can I get a Harumph?"
Who among you is brave enough to challenge Rahm, and if victorious, to serve at my right hand as First Prime to Obama?
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