Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Throw Down Your False Gods and Worship Me!
1. "Ia! ... um... Ia! Cthulhu ...um... fhtagn!"
2. "Wow, Barney Frank is really going to town on the boys' choir."
3. Obama, a cross, and two phallic symbols? Andrew Sullivan just wet his pants.
4. "I give Christianity a solid B+ as a religion."
5. "Just lay my prayer rug down right there... Oh, sorry, force of habit."
Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm so liberal I can't even stand being close to my right hand."
Best of dub
And thus, the American economy is headed this way...
Best of molson
Ha! I'm better than Wilt. He may have banged thousands of broads, but I did sex to an entire nation.
Best of Submariner
While M'chel consumes that one's spleen, does anyone else want to raise a "little correction" to something I've said?
Best of censors hip
The bathrooms are this way & if any of you are artists you may take the cross with you
Best of Vinney
"And now the choir will sing Ave Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My fellow light and dark skinned breathren with negroid features... to fit in, this is how honkies shake hands. We, uh, I mean they don't do jive knuckle banging nor the high five slapadoodle thing!
Best of Unscrupulous
Yessir. In fact it is this long.
Best of Dactyl
Baldy in the back is having a dream too, looks like.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I've spilled wine here to show you how Sham Wow works better than anything at cleaning it up."