Friday, January 22, 2010

That's Why They Call It Roundball

Brender

1. Dad?

2. Barney Frank High was known for its freaky cheerleaders and come-from-behind victories.

3. We've switched Bobby Knight's usual mood elevators with pure mescaline. Let's see if anyone notices.

4. Fifteen years later, this guy became the Safe Schools Czar.

5. "Hakuna Mutata!"

Best of Vinney
Fred just couldn't understand the concept and purpose of a sports bra.

Best of Adriane
Great News!!! Skipper finally got off that tropical island after all.

Best of paul
Man-boob training bra: FAIL

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
After he lost it during a press conference and just couldn't get through a single sentence without giggling uncontrollably, Former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had to take whatever job he could get.

Best of Submariner
Fat, dressed like a bad south Pacific islands stereotype, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Best of Army of Dad
"Well they are the rainbows!"

Best of mega
Liberal chicks are nowhere NEAR as good looking as our conservative hotties.

Best of Dactyl
Siddown, Dub.

Best of Submariner
Whoa! How much HAS Hillary lost on Adkins?


36 comments:

blue said...

hey sailor - make the shot & I am yours.....

censors hip said...

Chumlee after his ObamaCare funded sex change operation

Anonymous said...

Fred just couldn't understand the concept and purpose of a sports bra.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The President's Council on Physical Fitness resigned en masse today. Their tersely worded explanation - "What's the point?"

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The game was called on account of tapeworm and the beast was submitted to the World Book of Records shortly after Elmer's belly button exploded.

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dub said...

Best.Thursday.Evah!

Whacko said...

Off the score board, off the bloated stomach, a kiss from the right fake coconut bra, off the backboard, nothing but net!

dadoctah said...

Why they had to quit selling beer after the tip-off.

Adriane said...

Great News!!! Skipper finally got off that tropical island after all.

paul said...

Does this grass skirt make me look fat?

paul said...

Man-boob training bra: FAIL

Paul said...

Next, on ESPN Sportscenter.

Rodney Dill said...


...you put sublime in de coconut... eat it all up...

molson said...

Voted most likely to raped in prison.

Matt the K said...

'Bali High' cheerleading squad.

Matt the K said...

"Fat, drunk and grass-skirted is no way to go through high school, son."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

After he lost it during a press conference and just couldn't get through a single sentence without giggling uncontrollably, Former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had to take whatever job he could get.

Submariner said...

Fat, dressed like a bad south Pacific islands stereotype, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Anonymous said...

Fred thought his audition for the role of Bloody Mary in South Pacific went so well that he decided to catch a Celtic's game on the way home and sing "Bali Hi" to the crowd.

Vinney

Army of Dad said...

"Well they are the rainbows!"

Army of Dad said...

"Fat guy in a little skirt, fat guy in a little skirt."

Army of Dad said...

"Wanna see my pineapple?"

wv: derision even the WV bot is making fun of this guy

Kaptain Krude said...

"Free hugs!" The peaceniks interrupt their first basketball game.

Unscrupulous said...

If that's not a 3 second violation, I don't know what is.

Submariner said...

Please, Gaia, don't let it double-dribble.

Submariner said...

I gues Patrick Kennedy is on his way to another late-night House vote, eh?

Submariner said...

Whoa; Jerry Mathers has really let himself go!

Submariner said...

Do I make you randy, baby? Yeah...

Anonymous said...

The Porkulus bill had unexpected consequences.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Excuse me, sir, but have you heard about Ron Paul?"

Rodney Dill said...

Worst...Round-ball...Mascot...ever...

mega said...

The Civil Rights division wisely decided not to intervene in the case of the all-white basketball league, and to just let it play out.

mega said...

Liberal chicks are nowhere NEAR as good looking as our conservative hotties.

Dactyl said...

Siddown, Dub.

Submariner said...

Whoa! How much HAS Hillary lost on Adkins?

Submariner said...

Maylene's been searching every gym for the Sons of Disaster...

Submariner said...

March Madness came early in 2010...