Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Swahili Squaredance

Brender
1. Until the wedding dance, Kaneesha had no clue about the colony of ferrets nesting in Malik's crotch.

2. I don't care if it's an African custom, you don't rub your junk in chicken blood in weasel country.

3. The next day, when they were all wiped out in an earthquake, Pat Robertson said, "See, I told you so."

4. And it's still less freaky than gay marriage to most Americans.

5. Richard Gere is, like, so jealous.

Best of kg
I thought the White House didn't have any 1 year anniversary parties planned.

Best of Vinney
This endzone celebration crap is going too far.

Best of dub
Worst.Pubes.Ever.

Best of Rodney Dill
I see Nike is resorting to endorsements from just about anybody.

Best of Silhouette
CapThis regulars celebrate wildly after Scott Brown's victory.

Best of dadoctah
...meanwhile, in another part of town, Harry Reid's head was mysteriously getting smaller and smaller.

Best of Submariner
THAT'S no way to kill roaches!

Best of Jay Guevara
No one had the heart to tell ACORN that Coakley lost.

Best of HLam
M'chel knew that the red hat and blue hair clashed with her $750 sneakers but she intended to hack to death anyone who spoke up with her machete.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
M*A*S*H Nairobi - The Sequel

When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,
The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout,
"Hey! Hey! Uncle Dud,
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud.
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud.

Best of SamEyeAm
Dashiki on the ground,
dashiki on the ground,
Lookin' like a fool with your dashiki on the ground...

Best of metalgarth
Obama hires the best Voodoo Economists in the world as an attempt to decrease unemployment

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I am so tired of these mother-f***ing gophers in my mother-f***ing lawn!" Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

39 comments:

kg said...

I thought the White House didn't have any 1 year anniversary parties planned.

Anonymous said...

This endzone celebration crap is going too far.

Vinney

dub said...

Worst.Pubes.Ever.

blue said...

even Obama's big guns could not get Martha elected.......

Rodney Dill said...

After the success in MA with Brown, The GOP introduces their own Kenyan Presidential candidate for 2012.

Rodney Dill said...

The PGA's new Tiger Woods replacement made the skins game much more interesting.

Rodney Dill said...

I see Nike is resorting to endorsements from just about anybody.

Rodney Dill said...

Zuma Puma

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn fire ants!"

Silhouette said...

CapThis regulars celebrate wildly after Scott Brown's victory.

dadoctah said...

Since Simon Cowell announced his retirement they're letting just about *anybody* through.

dadoctah said...

...meanwhile, in another part of town, Harry Reid's head was mysteriously getting smaller and smaller.

dadoctah said...

With one final, desperate booking, Conan struggles valiantly to hold on to the Tonight Show.

Submariner said...

Funny thing is, nobody had to teach M'Chel the steps...

Submariner said...

THAT'S no way to kill roaches!

eat me said...

Na, Na, Na, Na
Na, Na, Na, Na
Hey, hey, hey
Goodbye

Jay Guevara said...

No one had the heart to tell ACORN that Coakley lost.

HLam said...

M'chel knew that the red hat and blue hair clashed with her $750 sneakers but she intended to hack to death anyone who spoke up with her machete.

Unscrupulous said...

The Oooga Boongamba dance had no apparent effect other than to render local Cheetahs motionless and vulnerable.

Steve O said...

Coakley supporters, taking no chances, hire the ooga-booga dancers.

molson said...

PETA on acid.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

M*A*S*H Nairobi - The Sequel

When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,
The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout,
"Hey! Hey! Uncle Dud,
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud.
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud.

-OR-

BET presents another equal opportunity Star Trek episode - The crew beams down to Planet Zambia-VI to fight a scourge. Here, Lieutenant Uhura watches in horror as Bones falls victim to crotch-eating tribbles.

Rodney Dill said...

Shake da booty

SamEyeAm said...

Dashiki on the ground,
dashiki on the ground,
Lookin' like a fool with your dashiki on the ground...

Army of Dad said...

Shortly after this photo was taken Lance Armstrong held an intervention to get this guy to see a doctor about his testicular cancer.

Army of Dad said...

Gonna party like its 1829.

Army of Dad said...

Stomp! DC was a huge hit on MLK Day.

Army of Dad said...

Eleceting a president, so easy a caveman can do it.

blue said...

Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka
Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka
I want to take you higher

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Previously hidden photograph from Saturday, 27 August 2005, shows the "9th Ward Dancers" inadvertently performing a powerful Cherokee Big Waters Rain Dance when they were attempting the Masai Getsumbooty Stomp.

Developing...

Submariner said...

"Sometimes the transition isn't so bad, Arthur." Ford Prefect

Submariner said...

I dunno, V. Why post pictures from M'Chel's family reunion?




ATDHE...A

metalgarth said...

I have no idea what they are saying but 10 to 1 says it roughly translates into "cheap cheap cheap, flap flap flap, wiggle wiggle wiggle, clap clap"

metalgarth said...

Obama hires the best Voodoo Economists in the world as an attempt to decrease unemployment

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Behind-closed-doors demo of minimally invasive, cost-neutral universal healthcare
It's spelled out in ultra-fine print buried in Appendix 498, page 1329487 of the revised bill they want to ram through Congress this week.
Be sure to thank the Supremes for opening the floodgates to misleading ads from corrupt fat cats that'll clog media, confuse an ignorant electorate and continue our country's death spiral.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I am so tired of these mother-f***ing gophers in my mother-f***ing lawn!" Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

Dactyl said...

People were so jaded by the swine flu and bird flu scares, LOLcat flu was just a dance in the park.

Double the U said...

Traditional African gear.
Garlic around the testicles, leopard skin around the chest and Nikes on the feet.

Submariner said...

We-e-ell, The One DID warn us that Easter Egg hunts would be "different" during his reign...