Bestliest of Rodney Dill Jaba the Grut
Bestliest of Viney
Another successful Al Qaeda art therapy program graduate captures a young infidel in a post impressionist Dada motif.
Bestliest of Jack Reacher
"Don't forget to get the Old Navy store behind me in the picture."
Bestliest of molson
If you drew what I think you drew Mister, this toy sword is going straight up your culo.
Bestliest of divine miss m
"Hurry up with the portrait; I gotta go home and help Mama deep-fry the toothpaste."
Bestliest of Matt the K
Abby the Hutt was like a chip off the ol' blob.
Bestliest of Uchuck the Tuchuck
A young Rosie O'Donnell gives her best, winning smile to the street artist.
Bestliest of steve o
"Yeah, I heard some witch turned a street-painter into a human fireball, but nobody knows why."
Bestliest of dadoctah
"Really? *The* Sonny and Cher are your parents?" A young George Lucas's first brush with fame.
26 comments:
Jaba the Grut
Another successful Al Qaeda art therapy program graduate captures a young infidel in a post impressionist Dada motif.
Vinney
I did it all for the wookie.
I can haz Thurzday slot?
No I wouldn't want to see your Easy-Bake Carbonite set...
"Don't forget to get the Old Navy store behind me in the picture."
"The picture I did of your mom in the slave-girl outfit...that stays with me, okay?"
You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
If you drew what I think you drew Mister, this toy sword is going straight up your culo.
She's once, twice, three times a lady...
"Hurry up with the portrait; I gotta go home and help Mama deep-fry the toothpaste."
Abby the Hutt was like a chip off the ol' blob.
A young Rosie O'Donnell gives her best, winning smile to the street artist.
Dennis really had a knack for capturing the inner person...
until the day his drawing of the new Ms. M'chel Obama was used to cast a new concept movie about an alien predator hunting humans...
Counselor Troi's holodeck program finally taught Data to laugh.
Next on "Maury:";
Youths that are NOT being pimped by International Children's Relief Charities.
But first aword from our sponsor; Pizza Hut.
Ow to speak Army of Dad.... "She's not fat, I like 'em to be athletic like that".
"I can finish up from memory, dear. Why don't you run off now and play in the sarlacc pit?"
"Yeah, I heard some witch turned a street-painter into a human fireball, but nobody knows why."
Futurist Predictions from Book Cover Judge
-> senior class votes her most likely to drown future offspring
-> weighs 400 lbs by first day of third grade
-> is never invited to join a cheerleader squad
-> drives one poor schmuck to drink himself to death
-> eventually realizes why her mother opted for a C-section
-> will proudly title confession to detectives: "Killing Caricaturists with a Stare"
-> never once owns a necklace
-> stars in upcoming "Charlie Brown Gets Sex Reassignment Surgery"
making fun of little girls' appearance? not funny.
Totally missing the point of this site? Even funnier!
"Really? *The* Sonny and Cher are your parents?" A young George Lucas's first brush with fame.
So; Jaba had a love child with Leiah?
Anonymous said...
making fun of little girls' appearance? not funny.
Dawn - that you?
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