1. Leni Riefenstahl and Mel Gibson remake 'The Road.'
2. Dick Cheney and Barack Obama: As pictured by MSNBC.
3. "Well, you can ask, but I don't think The Wizard is going to kill all the Jews. Maybe you should just ask for that other testicle."
4. "Wow, can you believe both of us are banned from LFG?"
5. "How can we be the Three Amigos unless Bob Saget shows up?"
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Submariner
So, tell me Adolph; what did it feel like when you bombed Pearl Harbor?
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Jack Reacher
"I just want to prepare you. Dad is pretty pissed at you."
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Vinney
"So, Mr. Soros does my picture capture your distorted view of the world"?
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Kaptain Krude
"Look, I don't mind walking along with you, but the goose-stepping has got to stop."
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Shawn
"Okay, so we're agreed. Susan Boyle dies."
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Adriane
Your own ... personal ... Nazi!
Reach out and touch Fritz!
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of dadoctah
I'm not surprised they're walking. Neither one of them is the type to chip in for gas.
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh Adolph, you're kidding! You actually prayed for help to win your war? Well, that redefines chutzpah, don't it?
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Mr. Hankey
No..the correct answer was "Mormons"
Oh, yeah, it's like totally the Best of Rodney Dill
"...and then I said, 'Panzer? I don't even know her.'"
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So, tell me Adolph; what did it feel like when you bombed Pearl Harbor?
ORA - and then HuffPo's collective heads exploded...
♪ ...goin' down that long, lonesome highway... ♪
Y'know, there are some things even Acorn won't do to register a voter...
and dressing like Jesus is one of them.
Is this a Saudi recruitment poster?
Have you ever considered wearing a nice pair of sandals there Hans?
I thought you brought the weed.
Nah, this isn't hell*, but it's easy to get lost so why don't you follow me? I drop by there every once in a while to pick off a few of the Devil's disciples with this nifty new invention called a rifle. Oui, but look who I'm talking to about rifles. LMAO!!
[*link is to an amusing sci fi story called Armageddon??]
"I just want to prepare you. Dad is pretty pissed at you."
"My parents are Jewish too!"
"So, Mr. Soros does my picture capture your distorted view of the world"?
Vinney
Wadda you mean a child will be born in Kenya? I thought YOU were the Messiah...
Do you know the way to San Jose?
They've got a lot of space. there'll be a place where I can stay
I was born and raised in San Jose
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose.
"So....a Jew, a gypsy, and a homosexual walk into a bar..."
"Yeah, well, you should've understood that "Thousand Year Reich" would be measure in Genesis-type years."
"Obviously, if I was really the Savior, I'd replace this road with Light Rail."
Optical Illusion
Stare at the two images for 30 seconds. They should appear different. If they still look the same after 30 seconds, you are a Democrat.
"Ok I give up... what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?"
"Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."
You had me at heil-o.
"No, no...Heaven's back that way. I was asked personally to escort you where YOU'RE going."
"Look, I don't mind walking along with you, but the goose-stepping has got to stop."
"Look, Hans, for the third time... I'm not 'Messieur LaJesus' and I don't have any 'delicious milk', okay?"
"Okay, so we're agreed. Susan Boyle dies."
"...and so my eyes are turning yellow and I totally have to take a piss, right? And I have no idea that Judas has sold me out and the soldiers are are right outside the door, right? Well I'm drinking with these Mexicans, and I say 'don't do anything until I come back.'"
Your own ... personal ... Nazi!
Reach out and touch Fritz!
I'm not surprised they're walking. Neither one of them is the type to chip in for gas.
After both Bob and Paramount rejected Bing's script for the seventh "road" picture, he turned his attention and his production company to the pilot for "Hogan's Heroes".
"I keep tellin' you man, all we need is a kick-ass drummer and we're on our way to the top!"
No kidding; "Medicinal Marijuana?"
And they bought that?
look dude, I said you get the rifle back only if you convert to Judaism...
"Wait - you're saying we're not the ones we've been waiting for?"
"So how do you get 44 people in a VW bug?"
"Four Nazi's in the seat and the ashtray holds...."
Oh Adolph, you're kidding! You actually prayed for help to win your war? Well, that redefines chutzpah, don't it?
Hell no I'm not going to be your partner in Satan's Summer Olympics! I'm a marksman, not a rhythmic ribbon dancer, you wussy.
That's your only confession?? That you stole a piece of candy in the 3rd grade??
No..the correct answer was "Mormans"
Waiting for Godot
"...and we'll call it Springtime for Hitler"
"...and then I said, 'Panzer? I don't even know her.'"
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