1. "Sorry, Mikey. But this is gonna get me 64 Experience in Mafia Wars."
2. Young Andrew's excitement at being 'whacked' behind the school turns to disappointment.
3. Barney Frank's Google search for "Young boys whacking" produced a surprisingly satisfactory result.
4. "Trust me, Ahmed. This is the only real way to deal with head lice. Now, hold still."
5. "OK... OK... I'll say it ... 'Barack Hussein Obama... Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!'"
Best of Vinney
Instead of the annual Dental Hygiene play, Mrs. Evan's first grade class decides the a Sopranos episode would draw higher ratings.
Best of Submariner
Angelina's kids play with Madonna's kid.
Best of eat me
Now will yo show us the birth certificate?
Best of sonicfrog
Hey, this is just a normal day at Los Angeles Elementary.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Who says a mind is a terrible thing to "waste"?
Best of molson
The SEIU initiates another junior member.
Best of Epaminondas
The IRGC junior league welcomes young Hiram Goldstein
Best of Kaptain Krude
I told you to go get us some coffee, boy!
Best of Jack Reacher
"We're playing Goodfellas, Petey. Guess who gets to be Joe Pesci!"
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The local schoolboard admits their anger management course is not quite producing the desired results.
Vinney
Instead of the annual Dental Hygiene play, Mrs. Evan's first grade class decides the a Sopranos episode would draw higher ratings.
Vinney
Once again ACORN gets the community out to vote.
Vinney
Boy in the back; "Don't. Stop. Don't stop..."
...and next week's Madrassa lesson will be on "Car Swarms."
"OK! OK! I'll say it: You guys sound BETTER than Menudo."
or
"The REAL 'Back Street Boys' would never deal with a Fan Club President this way..."
Angelina's kids play with Madonna's kid.
Such a waste.... the most a 10 year old boy is going to do with 72 virgins is play checkers with them.
In Indonesia, young Barry Soweto is convinced by representatives of the the religion of peace to convert to Islam
now will yo show us the birth certificate?
Always the punster, wacko prez Ahmadinejad claims his new "leave no child alive" afterschool sports program is a - cough cough - "hit" with the locals in Tehran ghettos.
Hey, this is just a normal day at Los Angeles Elementary.
Hey, this is just a normal day at Palestine Elementary.
Who says a mind is a terrible thing to "waste"?
-OR-
Future Republican Guard wannabes and aspirants to leadership positions in a rogue state demonstrate the basics of the third world "pecking order" game.
Question: what's it say about liberal parenting techniques that kids in the US can't even handle a little text bullying??
The SEIU initiates another junior member.
ORA: Bite the curb!
The debate club at North Gaza Elementary gets in some after school practice.
"Ah, the innocence of youth", Achmed thought as he fondly remembered playing Cowboys and Infidels.
"Say Uncle"... UR TAKIN' IT FAR TO SRSLY
The IRGC junior league welcomes young Hiram Goldstein
I told you to go get us some coffee, boy!
wv: lomps - knots on the head induced by the butts of guns?
"We're playing Goodfellas, Petey. Guess who gets to be Joe Pesci!"
Sunday school is a bit different if your parents are members of the Nation Of Islam.
Kids in suits: "We're gonna be Democratic House Whips when we grow up!"
ACORN's day camps provided much-needed civics lessons, including how to behave around polling stations.
When you're a Palestinian kid, if they demand your milk money, Jesus, just give it to them.
McCoy: "I still refuse to rule out Christianist cultists. Make a deal."
Hip-hop enthusiasts misunderstood the term "Cap and Trade."
Rahm Emanuel: The Early Years.
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