Friday, January 15, 2010

Shot to the Head

Brender

1. "Sorry, Mikey. But this is gonna get me 64 Experience in Mafia Wars."

2. Young Andrew's excitement at being 'whacked' behind the school turns to disappointment.

3. Barney Frank's Google search for "Young boys whacking" produced a surprisingly satisfactory result.

4. "Trust me, Ahmed. This is the only real way to deal with head lice. Now, hold still."

5. "OK... OK... I'll say it ... 'Barack Hussein Obama... Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!'"

Best of Vinney
Instead of the annual Dental Hygiene play, Mrs. Evan's first grade class decides the a Sopranos episode would draw higher ratings.

Best of Submariner
Angelina's kids play with Madonna's kid.

Best of eat me
Now will yo show us the birth certificate?

Best of sonicfrog
Hey, this is just a normal day at Los Angeles Elementary.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Who says a mind is a terrible thing to "waste"?

Best of molson
The SEIU initiates another junior member.

Best of Epaminondas
The IRGC junior league welcomes young Hiram Goldstein

Best of Kaptain Krude
I told you to go get us some coffee, boy!

Best of Jack Reacher
"We're playing Goodfellas, Petey. Guess who gets to be Joe Pesci!"

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

The local schoolboard admits their anger management course is not quite producing the desired results.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Instead of the annual Dental Hygiene play, Mrs. Evan's first grade class decides the a Sopranos episode would draw higher ratings.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Once again ACORN gets the community out to vote.

Vinney

Submariner said...

Boy in the back; "Don't. Stop. Don't stop..."

Submariner said...

...and next week's Madrassa lesson will be on "Car Swarms."

Submariner said...

"OK! OK! I'll say it: You guys sound BETTER than Menudo."

or

"The REAL 'Back Street Boys' would never deal with a Fan Club President this way..."

Submariner said...

Angelina's kids play with Madonna's kid.

dub said...

Such a waste.... the most a 10 year old boy is going to do with 72 virgins is play checkers with them.

blue said...

In Indonesia, young Barry Soweto is convinced by representatives of the the religion of peace to convert to Islam

eat me said...

now will yo show us the birth certificate?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Always the punster, wacko prez Ahmadinejad claims his new "leave no child alive" afterschool sports program is a - cough cough - "hit" with the locals in Tehran ghettos.

sonicfrog said...

Hey, this is just a normal day at Los Angeles Elementary.

sonicfrog said...

Hey, this is just a normal day at Palestine Elementary.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Who says a mind is a terrible thing to "waste"?

-OR-

Future Republican Guard wannabes and aspirants to leadership positions in a rogue state demonstrate the basics of the third world "pecking order" game.
Question: what's it say about liberal parenting techniques that kids in the US can't even handle a little text bullying??

molson said...

The SEIU initiates another junior member.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Bite the curb!

Steve O said...

The debate club at North Gaza Elementary gets in some after school practice.

Matt the K said...

"Ah, the innocence of youth", Achmed thought as he fondly remembered playing Cowboys and Infidels.

metalgarth said...

"Say Uncle"... UR TAKIN' IT FAR TO SRSLY

Epaminondas said...

The IRGC junior league welcomes young Hiram Goldstein

Kaptain Krude said...

I told you to go get us some coffee, boy!

wv: lomps - knots on the head induced by the butts of guns?

Jack Reacher said...

"We're playing Goodfellas, Petey. Guess who gets to be Joe Pesci!"

Jack Reacher said...

Sunday school is a bit different if your parents are members of the Nation Of Islam.

Jack Reacher said...

Kids in suits: "We're gonna be Democratic House Whips when we grow up!"

mega said...

ACORN's day camps provided much-needed civics lessons, including how to behave around polling stations.

mega said...

When you're a Palestinian kid, if they demand your milk money, Jesus, just give it to them.

mega said...

McCoy: "I still refuse to rule out Christianist cultists. Make a deal."

Jay Guevara said...

Hip-hop enthusiasts misunderstood the term "Cap and Trade."

Jay Guevara said...

Rahm Emanuel: The Early Years.