Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Sheena... Queen of the Melon Women

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1. "This is the last time I borrow a prom dress from Army of Mom."

2. Scott Brown's other daughter is even more available.

3. "Well, what else was I supposed to wear to the Golden Globe awards?"

4. Courtney Cox throws the best Superbowl parties!

5. ♫ "Golden words she will pour in your ear/ But her lies can't disguise what you fear/ For a golden boy knows when he's kissed her/ It's the kiss of death ... From Ms Goldhooters..."

Best of paul
Find at least three fake things in this picture.

Best of divine miss m
Ang Lee's The Hunchfront of Notre Dame.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Bubble, bubble, gold and bubble. By the twitching of my thumbs
Something skanky this way comes.

Best of Matt the K
Travolta's outfit for "Staying Alive II" was a bit over the top.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Pouty-lipped skankasaur's thawtbubble when asked any question: "Huh??"

Best of sonicfrog
Sheena continued to sun bathe even after the doctor diagnosed her with a particularly bad case of melon-oh-my.

Best of Buzzhead
I think that is one of the robots from Future World. There is definitely a lot of plastic in it.

Best of Army of Dad
James Bond jumps the shark with the next movie, Goldcougar.

Best of mega
The plastic surgery went well, and the performance of "I got you babe" was her best in decades.

19 comments:

paul said...

Find at least three fake things in this picture.

satted said...

Must be one of the "72 virgins reward"; i'll pass....

dub said...

Sheena, shown here posing with 2 other Trannys.

divine miss m said...

Ang Lee's The Hunchfront of Notre Dame.

Achilles said...

Despite her agile scaffolding, I still don't have a quality erection.

Kaptain Krude said...

Bubble, bubble, gold and bubble.
Something skanky this way comes.
(But I'd still do her.)

Jay Guevara said...

She decided not to go with four boobs, just two. You know, keep her appearance lifelike.

Anonymous said...

It's another Casual Friday at the School Safety Czar's office.

Vinney

Matt the K said...

Travolta's outfit for "Staying Alive II" was a bit over the top.

Matt the K said...

The only thing Prof. Frink got right on his ElizabethTaylorBot was the perfume.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reminds me of the comparison between Universal Healthcare and the First Helmet. Shiny on the outside, disclaimer about not really providing much protection (in a crash), and hollow inside.

-OR-

I'm not all that familiar with how women apply makeup, but I don't think you're supposed to use a wide tip black magic marker. I've seen raccoons that look sexier.

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Pouty-lipped skankasaur's thawtbubble when asked any question: "Huh??"

dub said...

Sheena's interview for the Public Relations job at Agile Scaffolding was a slam dunk.

sonicfrog said...

Sheena continued to sun bathe even after the doctor diagnosed her with a particularly bad case of melon-oh-my.

Buzzhead said...

I think that is one of the robots from Future World. There is definitely a lot of plastic in it.

Army of Dad said...

James Bond jumps the shark with the next movie, Goldcougar.

Rod Stewert said...

"with a face like that you have nothing to laugh about"

mega said...

"Does this outfit make me look cheap?"

mega said...

The plastic surgery went well, and the performance of "I got you babe" was her best in decades.

mega said...

ObamaGirl desperately tried to stretch her 15 minutes into a year.