Saturday, January 16, 2010

Saturday Free For All with Horndog and Coakhead


I'll get it started,

1. "Um, that was the dog."

Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
"Come on people, you put Ted Kennedy in office for decades. Now you have some scruples?"

Best of blue
& I'm here to state that Martha learned the ins& outs, the ups & downs, and the spits or swallows of government while she served under me as a White House Intern!!!

Best of dub
Yes, you sir, I heard you the first time. We'd all rather watch two pigs fark than listen to this old hag, but we'll just have to wait.

Best of GregMan
"Now that the Curse Of The Bambino has finally been lifted when the Red Sox won the World Series, we have another curse we'd like to inflict on the people of Massachusetts for the next few decades."

Best of Vinney
"Question in the back from the girl with the big breasts and a mouth that won't quit."

Best of Silhouette
"Do I hear $50? $45?"

Best of mega
"Look pal, getting stuck with a late-middle-age hag with boundless ambition, limited capability, shrill mannerisms, and a sense of entitlement for office - it'll work fine for the people of MA just like it works for me."

Best of dadoctah
"Aiieee! Gojira!!!"

Best of Army of Dad
Mrs. Burns only had one comment at the press conference..."excellent"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Who the hell do you think you are? You're just a voter. You'll damned well take this Democrat candidate and like it, you hear me, mister?"

Best of Steve O
Clinton challenges the entire state of Massechusettes to pull his finger.

47 comments:

blue said...

& I'm here to state that Martha learned the ins& outs, the ups & downs, and the spits or swallows of government while she served under me as a White House Intern!!!

paul said...

I did not have sex with this woman, Martha Lewinsky Coakley. I'm not that desperate.

mega said...

"Yes, The Sixth Sense is real, and she really doesn't know she's dead. Next question."

Submariner said...

we-e-e-ell, I'm pretty sure she'll have plenty of time to help out down in Haiti...





what? too soon?

Jay Guevara said...

"NO, there isn't an intern inside the podium. And you can make your next wisecrack to the SEIU "activists" who'll be waiting for you in the parking lot.

Robert said...

Is it just me or is Bubba starting to look like Jimmy Carter?

Would I lie to you?

vw: hothe

dub said...

Yes, you sir, I heard you the first time. We'd all rather watch two pigs fark than listen to this old hag, but we'll just have to wait.

eat me said...

and since Hillary screwed up her political career I decided to dump her and take up with Martha...oh uh maybe a week too soon!

jj said...

President Horndog, "Coakley could have done much better had she worn a blue dress".

jj said...

President Horndog to reporter, "What the hell are you talking about? She's too light to serve coffee".

Double the U said...

Next question.... yes, you with the red "B" on his hat... a Yankees fan I am told.

Julie the Jarhead said...

A rapist and a lesbian walked into a bar ...

Jack Reacher said...

"Can she really fill Kennedy's shoes? Well, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."

Jack Reacher said...

"...and that's why I'm throwing my support to Lisa Simpson for Senate."

Jack Reacher said...

"Come on people, you put Ted Kennedy in office for decades. Now you have some scruples?"

GregMan said...

Slick Willy: "I did not have sex with that woman, Martha Coakley. I would never have sex with her. Never in a MILLION YEARS. I mean, just LOOK at her..."

Mawtha: "OK, Bill, you made your point."

GregMan said...

CapThis Gotta Say It Caption #385: "You kids get off my lawn!"

GregMan said...

"Don't worry, we have plenty of SEIU 'activists' to help steal this election whatever the popular vote ends up actually being."

GregMan said...

"Now that the Curse Of The Bambino has finally been lifted when the Red Sox won the World Series, we have another curse we'd like to inflict on the people of Massachusetts for the next few decades."

Anonymous said...

"Hey Martha let's go back to my hotel room after this. I still have 3 hours on this Cialis hard on. I hate to waste it."

Vinney

blue said...

and to show the Twitter Generation that the old fart democrats are in tune with high tech, Martha here has started to wear wireless bras....

eat me said...

I am here to announce that the loss of Fat Teddy's senate seat rests squarely on the shoulders of Martha...Obama and his polices are not to blame...Martha screwed up..not Obama...remember Martha bad, Obama good

anymouse said...

and if you vote for Martha you will be exempt from being taxed on your health plan - just like the Teamsters!!! Obama takes care of his special interest groups.....but if you vote for Scott, you will die a horrible death because the Republicans plan to send you to Haiti

Anonymous said...

"Question in the back from the girl with the big breasts and a mouth that won't quit."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

I'm not wearing pants behind this podium

Anonymous said...

and if she loses on Tuesday, Martha wants to be a Thursday Caption This Cutie!!!

Silhouette said...

"Do I hear $50? $45?"

mega said...

"Did I bet against her on Intrade? Depends on what the meaning of 'on' is."

mega said...

"Look pal, getting stuck with a late-middle-age hag with boundless ambition, limited capability, shrill mannerisms, and a sense of entitlement for office - it'll work fine for the people of MA just like it works for me."

mega said...

"I always dreamed when I was president that someday I would go on to even greater, historic things, like standing at a podium that says 'Martha Coakley' on it."

mega said...

"Hey, if any of you people have web access, can you let me know what's going on in Haiti."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey now, don't you dare call Martha "Palin-lite" or I'll have my wife kick your butt.

-OR-

Technically, I did NOT inhale, sir! I just couldn't avoid the secondhand smoke, man, like, it... was... swirling... everywhere. Oooh, flashback.

-OR-

Thawtbubba: I'd know that demure stance anywhere. She wants me. I can haz Martha! Gonna put the moves on. Time to free Willy! Ooops, nearly lost my place on the teleprompter.

WordVerify: subbes - anyone else get their name in the word captcah database?

dadoctah said...

"Aiieee! Gojira!!!"

wv: conwori. Be happy.

Submariner said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...
WordVerify: subbes - anyone else get their name in the word captcah database?


Actually Carpe, it's easy. I've been negotiating with the Blogger Word Verification ap. ever since I became certain it had become aware. Seems all you have to do is offer it a trip to the location of it's choice on Google Maps.



v word - wirab - Pali internet cafe.

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Army of Dad said...

"Can she really fill Kennedy's shoes? Well, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."

Jack, Well done!

Army of Dad said...

Standard Cap #357: Hey good looking, I'll be back to pick you up later!

Army of Dad said...

"Yes I am getting a skeleton hand job in return for doing this...but she doesn't like it when people talk about her bony hands.

Army of Dad said...

"I want You, to vote for her 20 times, see your local ACORN office for details."

Army of Dad said...

"Listen, just because we kept recounting votes in Washington and Minnesota until we were able to swing those elections our way doesn't mean we won't try the same shenanigans here if we need to. Besides, it isn't like the press will actually tell anyone what we did!"

molson said...

I was promised 70 virgins... OK they don't have to be virgins... if I get this cow elected.

racerboy said...

Standard Cap #23 - "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!"

WV: vitia - No, I don't have it, but I knew this chick once who did...

Army of Dad said...

Mrs. Burns only had one comment at the press conference..."excellent"

Jay Guevara said...

"Who the hell do you think you are? You're just a voter. You'll damned well take this Democrat candidate and like it, you hear me, mister?"

Steve O said...

Clinton challenges the entire state of Massechusettes to pull his finger.

kg said...

Standard cap # A06 ....

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

wv: norma. Norma? I thought her name was Marcia.

censors hip said...

look, let me put it simply, if Martha loses she said she will tell Hillary about our affair......