1. "Mr. Cheney, as soon as you're done shtupping Cokey Roberts, we really need to get the motorcade moving."
2. "Ah, Mr. Gore... welcome to the Global Warming Conference. We've reserved a deck of the parking garage for your motorcade."
3. "Well, Mrs. Clinton, it seems your motorcade ran over a little girl, and the 'peasants' are not going to be satiated by some shiny stones and an autographed copy of It Takes a Village."
4. "Squeegee your windows, Mr. Trump?"
5. "Brilliant, Mrs. Coakley! Those bull-testicles hanging from the trailer hitch will surely win over those 'ignorant redneck Christianist voters' that have been turning to Brown."
Best of blue
What do you mean? I have to ride in the back? on MLK day?
Best of mega
"Mrs. Coakley, would you like to come out and meet a citizen? Sometimes, new experiences can get the blood flowing, ma'am."
Best of Submariner
So, um, Miss Dawn; Old Navy as usual?
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what do you mean? I have to ride in the back? on MLK day?
Whoa Bill. That one is so big I think she will count as two virgins.
"You holier-than-thou pornographer!"
"Mrs. Coakley, would you like to come out and meet a citizen? Sometimes, new experiences can get the blood flowing, ma'am."
"Uhm, sorry for the confusion, Mrs. Clinton. The President has asked that we whisk you from Haiti to a crucial Conference On The Role of Women's Engineering Degree Programs in Vanuatu. Also, if you could kindly stay in the car so as to not create confusion as leaders arrive."
"I um, uh, seem to have uh, gone to the um, wrong uh, SUV. But at least I know how Senator Reid got your votes Mary and Ben. You all have a um...uh, nice ah, day."
Thought bubble: Damn I finally get a door and not a window and this isn't the reight vehicle!
"Ooh, shiny!"
OK, that's two arugala's with a side order of "spleen of an enemy" for the Presidential limo...
So, um, Miss Dawn; Old Navy as usual?
Aw, c'M'ON, Miss Daisey; unlock de do's so's I can takes you to de doctor...
is this my ride out of town?
"Paris is that you in there? Come on, get a hotel room."
Vinney
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