Monday, January 18, 2010

Reflections of... the way life used to be...


1. "Mr. Cheney, as soon as you're done shtupping Cokey Roberts, we really need to get the motorcade moving."

2. "Ah, Mr. Gore... welcome to the Global Warming Conference. We've reserved a deck of the parking garage for your motorcade."

3. "Well, Mrs. Clinton, it seems your motorcade ran over a little girl, and the 'peasants' are not going to be satiated by some shiny stones and an autographed copy of It Takes a Village."

4. "Squeegee your windows, Mr. Trump?"

5. "Brilliant, Mrs. Coakley! Those bull-testicles hanging from the trailer hitch will surely win over those 'ignorant redneck Christianist voters' that have been turning to Brown."

Best of blue
What do you mean? I have to ride in the back? on MLK day?

Best of mega
"Mrs. Coakley, would you like to come out and meet a citizen? Sometimes, new experiences can get the blood flowing, ma'am."

Best of Submariner
So, um, Miss Dawn; Old Navy as usual?

14 comments:

blue said...

what do you mean? I have to ride in the back? on MLK day?

molson said...

Whoa Bill. That one is so big I think she will count as two virgins.

Kaptain Krude said...

"You holier-than-thou pornographer!"

mega said...

"Mrs. Coakley, would you like to come out and meet a citizen? Sometimes, new experiences can get the blood flowing, ma'am."

mega said...

"Uhm, sorry for the confusion, Mrs. Clinton. The President has asked that we whisk you from Haiti to a crucial Conference On The Role of Women's Engineering Degree Programs in Vanuatu. Also, if you could kindly stay in the car so as to not create confusion as leaders arrive."

Army of Dad said...

"I um, uh, seem to have uh, gone to the um, wrong uh, SUV. But at least I know how Senator Reid got your votes Mary and Ben. You all have a um...uh, nice ah, day."

Army of Dad said...

Thought bubble: Damn I finally get a door and not a window and this isn't the reight vehicle!

dadoctah said...

"Ooh, shiny!"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

OK, that's two arugala's with a side order of "spleen of an enemy" for the Presidential limo...

Submariner said...

So, um, Miss Dawn; Old Navy as usual?

Submariner said...

Aw, c'M'ON, Miss Daisey; unlock de do's so's I can takes you to de doctor...

blue said...

is this my ride out of town?

Anonymous said...

"Paris is that you in there? Come on, get a hotel room."

Vinney