Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Really, Really Gay Marriage


1. "Same sex marriage? No, just a crazy scavenger hunt. See the list: kicky scarf, cop's sunglasses, hood ornament from a Mercedes, Gilligan's hat, matching chiffon wedding gowns, San Francisco marriage license ..."

2. "We met at a Safe School Czar conference on fisting sixth graders."

3. "I'll never forget the night we met... in a rest area on the turnpike, when we were both blowing the governor of New Jersey."

4. "Silly goose! When you wrote your own vows, you misspelled 'coprophilia.'"

5. "This is my manifesto. It's a lot like the Unabomber's, but with more frequent use of the word 'fabulous.'"

Best of molson
Well there goes breakfast and lunch. This gay marriage thing is better than Atkins.

Best of Submariner
I feel pretty.
I feel pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and...
Well, you know the rest of it.

Best of Vinney
"It's my grandmother's dress, Bruce. I wish she were alive to see me wear it."

Best of Unscrupulous
Perennial bridesmaid Bruce Sachet finally "shows them" he's no second fiddle.

Best of satted
Ok, I had to look coprophilia up. And now my day is some how altered for the worse.....tks

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nothing says loving like wedding vows scrawled on the back of a Denny's menu in ketchup by a drunk CHIPs motorcycle cop and a transvestite biker chick.

Best of dadoctah
When the minister asked if anyone knew a reason why these two should not be joined together, the hiss of stifled laughter was deafening.

Best of Dactyl
Not where the white women are at.

Best of Steve O
I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely picking up a "gay" vibe from these two.

Best of Spin
Does this mean Vin Diesel is a bottom?

Best of GregMan
Bridezillas finally jumps the shark.

Best of racerboy
Ahhh... so where does one go to find a bridal gown that'll accomodate a 28-inch bicep?

Best of divine miss m
May I now present, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick!

28 comments:

censors hip said...

this photo is the exact reason California voted against same sex marriage

blue said...

did they shave their pits or just their junk?

Anonymous said...

So which one got invited to the bachelor party?

Vinney

molson said...

Well there goes breakfast and lunch. This gay marriage thing is better than Atkins.

Submariner said...

I feel pretty.
I feel pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and...
Well, you know the rest of it.

Submariner said...

Sully sniffed; "Reallly now; wearing white! Who do they think they're fooling?"

Submariner said...

Glad to see that McCawley finally found someone to stay home with him...

Anonymous said...

So what does the rest of the bridal party wear?

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"It's my grandmother's dress, Bruce. I wish she were alive to see me wear it."

Vinney

Unscrupulous said...

Perennial bridesmaid Bruce Sachet finally "shows them" he's no second fiddle.

Silhouette said...

Vinney asks, "So what does the rest of the bridal party wear?"

Easy. Bridles.

satted said...

Ok, I had to look coprophilia up. And now my day is some how altered for the worse.....tks

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What's scary is that the bald one really is female and they're going to have some butt ugly offspring.

-OR-

Nothing says loving like wedding vows scrawled on the back of a Denny's menu in ketchup by a drunk CHIPs motorcycle cop and a transvestite biker chick.

-OR-

An unresolved argument over who was supposed to wear the dress continued in the parking lot. Both are now serving time for assault and battery... where both get to be brides.

dadoctah said...

When the minister asked if anyone knew a reason why these two should not be joined together, the hiss of stifled laughter was deafening.

wv: dewhot. De whot?

Dactyl said...

Not where the white women are at.

Submariner said...

Who knew that Bernie Kopell and William Devane were an item? More importantly, who cares?

Steve O said...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely picking up a "gay" vibe from these two.

mega said...

Barack Obama: "Let me be clear, Americans can no longer wear white."

Spin said...

Does this mean Vin Diesel is a bottom?

Double the U said...

...and now with doing everything the codes department required, they were finally able to paint the outside of their house white.

GregMan said...

Bridezillas finally jumps the shark.

GregMan said...

"Run, Todd, run! Scott Brown won the election!!!"

GregMan said...

"I was hoping for a 'well-heeled' husband, but I suppose 'well-hung' will do."

Anonymous said...

"We're not men. We're lipstick lesbians."

Vinney

racerboy said...

Ahhh... so where does one go to find a bridal gown that'll accomodate a 28-inch bicep?

word verif: istrep.

Not on these steps you don't!!

racerboy said...

Putting the "couple" in bridal couple...

Edit - Divine Miss M informs me that they're "putting the cup in bridal couple."

divine miss m said...

May I now present, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick!

divine miss m said...

"...and God bless Uncle Harry and his roommate Jack, who we're not supposed to talk about."