Friday, January 29, 2010

Pandamonium

Brender 1. "So, which way to the sexual harassment conference?"

2. "No, I think a caption based on the short-lived 1970's animated Brady Bunch series would be far too obscure."

3. "'Eats shoots and leaves'... sounds like our first date."

4. "This must be where they crucify the guys who don't meet their crappy toy export quotas."

5. A newly released video implicates ACORN in trafficking in endangered species... DEVELOPING.

Best of dub
Standard Capshun #321: Andrew Sullivan's Google search for "Hot Asian Bears" left him disappointed..

Best of GregMan
Chen and Wong were so engrossed in their map reading they didn't even notice they were being eaten by Pandas.

Best of dadoctah
Anticipating trouble, the police dispatcher sent two black-and-whites to the square to await further developments.

Best of mega
"Bringing them three Christians to string up seems like a lotta f'ing work for two stupid hats...just sayin'"

Best of Matt the K
The Chinese Army tries to put on a'softer, kinder face' by equipping tank crews with special headgear for the 20th anniversary of Tiananmen Square.

Best of Shawn
Based on past experience, the Chinese Government tries a new tactic to keep their people from mating.

Best of Rodney Dill
What's Black and White and Red all over?

Best of dadoctah
"Keep looking. There's supposed to be a bamboo store right around here somewhere."

22 comments:

dub said...

Standard Capshun #321

Andrew Sullivan's Google search for "Hot Asian Bears" left him disappointed..

Jack Reacher said...

Male pandas, obviously. The females would ask a passerby for directions.

Anonymous said...

Knowing that male pandas have difficulty mating, Chang and Tong hit on an idea to score with hot female pandas. Now they just needed to find the babes.

Vinney

GregMan said...

"No, no. We needed to make a left at Albuquerque to get to Enumclaw!"

GregMan said...

Chen and Wong were so engrossed in their map reading they didn't even notice they were being eaten by Pandas.

dadoctah said...

Anticipating trouble, the police dispatcher sent two black-and-whites to the square to await further developments.

wv: eatiess. The breakfast of Marge and Gower Champion.

HLam said...

The directions to the Xinghao Zoo, which Ting and Ling printed from Maoquest, led them straight past the Imperial Palace.

Double the U said...

The map says there is a Panda Express around here somewhere.

Submariner said...

In the U.S. we have Tom Tom. The Chinese have Wang Wang.

mega said...

"Bringing them three Christians to string up seems like a lotta f'ing work for two stupid hats...just sayin'"

Submariner said...
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molson said...

I was told I would get a free bowl of soup when I bought this hat. What about you?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metric? No! This scale is Mao-ic. What nincompoop decided to print these maps in Chinese? I'm Chinese and this wouldn't help me find my butt with both hands tied behind my back.

-OR-

Wait, turn it upside down... I think that's Chow Mein Street!

Matt the K said...

The Chinese Army tries to put on a'softer, kinder face' by equipping tank crews with special headgear for the 20th anniversary of Tiananmen Square.

Shawn said...

Based on past experience, the Chinese Government tries a new tactic to keep their people from mating.

Rodney Dill said...

What's Black and White and Red all over?

dadoctah said...

"Keep looking. There's supposed to be a bamboo store right around here somewhere."

Submariner said...

I TOLD you we should'a taken a left at Albuquerquw...

Submariner said...

Taipei motors is offering a free navigation system with every non-car purchased...

censors hip said...

OK, the PETA office is right around the corner... are you ready for to start some Pandamonium??

Rodney Dill said...

"...and now I'd like to show you a little something I call The Old Bamboo."

Rodney Dill said...

Teh Geijing