Monday, January 11, 2010

Oh, The Ironing!

Brender

1. Obvious caption first... "Brains!"

2. Harry Reid was crippled today by a severe case of "ironic juxtaposition."

3. Mistaking the sign for a Teleprompter, Obama admits Harry and I want the American people to know we intend to screw them over for the benefit of our union bosses and play them for suckers."

4. "Welcome to our conference on 'Open and Honest Government.' We have some changes to the agenda. The 'Lying About Stimulus Jobs' seminar is moved to Room 216. And the 'Secret Health Care Negotiations' will be in Room 110. And cocktails will begin at 4:30 by the Ted Kennedy Memorial Pool."

5. Harry: "You must be that light-skinned negro with no discernible negro accent I've heard so much about."

Best of Whacko
"Barak, how about coming to Nevada to help me campaign for reelection? And could you use that negro accent from time to time?"

Best of Matt the K
"Hey...'Man'. Come with me, there's some white people I'd like you to meet. Cause you're Okay with me...'brother'?"

Best of GregMan
"Now go get me a drink, boy, and you better not let me catch you looking at my white wife!"

Best of Capt. Queeg
"I beg of you, Monsieur, watch yourself. Be on guard. This place is full of vultures, vultures everywhere."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Mormon! "

Best of blue
Barry, I'm old & going to lose my senate seat unless a strong Mandingo warrior such as yourself helps me campaign....

Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "C'mon, you know. Sing us a real n*gger work song."

Best of dadoctah
"It's a dark blue Lincoln Towncar, and you be real careful parking it, y'hear?"

Best of Jay Guevara
Harry Reid: "C'mon, Barry, lighten up! Get it? Lighten up! Hahahaha! I kill me!"

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reid: "Hey bro'. Slap me five on the white side."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Honest... Open... Go...

Anonymous said...

"Hey Barry I was just messin' with you, as one honkie to a half honkie."

or

"I don't care what you say about me, but don't say anything about my mother."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Harry: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Barry: "You think I'm fat?"

Whacko said...

"Barak, how about coming to Nevada to help me campaign for reelection? And could you use that negro accent from time to time?"

Matt the K said...

"Hey...'Man'. Come with me, there's some white people I'd like you to meet. Cause you're Okay with me...'brother'?"

GregMan said...

"No, Mr. President, there won't be any political fallout from my stupid racist remarks. I'm a democrat, remember? We can say anything we want and get away with it."

GregMan said...

"Negro accent!"

"White people are bitter!"

"Kill the Jews!"

"G-d damn Amerikka!"

The Holy One and Senator Dingy Harry vie to see who can make the most outrageous remark and still have the main stream media ignore it.

GregMan said...

"Now go get me a drink, boy, and you better not let me catch you looking at my white wife!"

GregMan said...

Behind the podium, Harry Waxman fantasizes about performing fellatio on the microphone.

Joe "Plugs" Biden said...

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”

Mr. Hankey said...

Upon orders from Nancy Pelosi (3rd in line), Harry Reid attempts the Vulcan nerve pinch.

Capt. Queeg said...

"I beg of you, Monsieur, watch yourself. Be on guard. This place is full of vultures, vultures everywhere."

dub said...

We have the three circles of confection goodness represented here... white chocolate, milk chocolate, and the extra dark negro, er, chocolate.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Mormon! "

Army of Dad said...

ORA: I speak jive.

Whacko said...

"It's not what I say, bro, it's what's my heart. And my heart is as black as anyone's."

Shambhala said...

1. Obvious caption first... "Brains!"

Sorry, but a zombie would die of hunger in with that bunch.

blue said...

Barry, I'm old & going to lose my senate seat unless a strong Mandingo warrior such as yourself helps me campaign....

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "C'mon, you know. Sing us a real n*gger work song."

dadoctah said...

"It's a dark blue Lincoln Towncar, and you be real careful parking it, y'hear?"

molson said...

If you have some free time, do you think you could cut my lawn?

Nose said...

Get your...um...hands off me you damned dirty caucasian.

divine miss m said...

It's like, how much more black could you be? and the answer is none... none more black.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

On the far right, the Ghost of Lenin smiled as his presence became more real and powers strong.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Whew, I'm just glad they didn't get ahold of my email where I suggested lynching would make a cool Olympic sport.

-OR-

Hey, if a Democratic Congressman can't be a hypocrite, what's the point of running for office, right?

-OR-

Ummm, nothing in the hate crime laws we crammed down the public's throat deal with retroactivity, right? We Democrats have some sort of immunity, right? Political correctness is only meant to oppress the masses, not to control lawmakers' inalienable right to free speech, right?

-OR-

What's your bookie's odds for this photo showing up on CaptionThis?

Army of Dad said...

Showing that he is the real alpha donk, Barry correctly guesses that the tap on the shoulder was just a trick.

Mr. Hankey said...

Harry Reid positions his new lawn jockey.

Jay Guevara said...

Harry Reid: "C'mon, Barry, lighten up! Get it? Lighten up! Hahahaha! I kill me!"