Monday, January 11, 2010

Obama Pushes In Hillary's Stool

12xU


1. "Oh, yeah, spank me with your light-skinned hands! Call me dirty names without a trace of negro dialect!"

2. "This... um... fembot's... um... motherboard is ... um... busted, or somethin'."

3. Gallant offers a chair while Goofus performs the queef version of Jim Carrey's talking butt gag.

4. "'Ah don't feel no ways tahred?' What kind of negro dialect is that?"

5. "Thanks, boy. Now shine my shoes!"

Best of blue
Watch me pull the chair out & see her fall on her honkey white ass - sure gonna be funny

Best of HLam
The audience is shocked, shocked I tell you, when Obama breaks into singing Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls".

Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "Here comes the bus...one quick shove in ...3...2...1..."

Best of dub
The viewers didnt know what was more alarming...that the negro was assisting the old white woman, or the sillouette of Hillary's right nipple.

Best of blue
Barry dear, unlike Sheryl Crow, I need more than one square.....

Best of metalgarth
From that moment on, Carl swore *never* to go out with any of Homer's inlaws, ever again.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"That's good, boy. Now go fetch me some coffee, double quick now, you hear?"
"Yes'm, Miss Daisy."
"Did you hear that? It sounded like a head exploding?"
"Yes'm, I reckon that was Mistress Dawn's head."

Best of Passionate Conservative
"...that's right, I'm the Secretary of 'shut the f*ck up! Don' like it? Talk to Bill!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Well, isn't this an awkward moment? Obamalama has to wait while the b*tch desperately tries to pull a peace treaty out of her ass... and it seems her own failed healthcare plan is still stuck up there.

Best of mega
"Here, let me seat you at this prestigious table for the State Dinner. You'll be sitting with the ambassador from Tonga, the girls from Salt n Pepa, the Sham Wow guy, an Eric Cartman impersonator, Mark McGuire, Toni Tennille's personal assistant, and three empty chairs in case anyone shows up uninvited."

26 comments:

Unscrupulous said...

... and as you can see America, bending over and taking it from a light skinned Negro is nothing, NOTHING, like taking it form a regular one.

blue said...

watch me pull the chair out & see her fall on her honkey white ass - sure gonna be funny

blue said...

looking at that ass reminds me of the Spinal Tap song - Big Bottom!!

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry Hillary, 15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben

HLam said...

The audience is shocked, shocked I tell you, when Obama breaks into singing Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls".

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "Here comes the bus...one quick shove in ...3...2...1..."

dub said...

The viewers didnt know what was more alarming...that the negro was assisting the old white woman, or the sillouette of Hillary's right nipple.

eat me said...

so this women's husband thinks I should be getting him coffee, eh? wait till she sees what she sits in !!!!

blue said...

so this bitch thought she could bet me in the primaries - I don't know why - she so dumb she needs a sex change operation to count to 21

Steve O said...

Is it just me, or does Hillary's jacket show a couple of bulges that she doesn't deserve?

Steve O said...

Obama knows that he must let go of the chair before Hillary backside actually touches the chair, or he'll be tastking his lunch again.

dadoctah said...

Give or take a few decades and some stretch marks, isn't this how Tiger Woods got in the doghouse?

blue said...

Barry dear, unlike Sheryl Crow, I need more than one square.....

metalgarth said...

From that moment on, Carl swore *never* to go out with any of Homer's inlaws, ever again.

Rodney Dill said...

"These are not the 'rhoids I'm looking for..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"That's good, boy. Now go fetch me some coffee, double quick now, you hear?"

"Yes'm, Miss Daisy."

"Did you hear that? It sounded like a head exploding?"

"Yes'm, I reckon that was Mistress Dawn's head."

Passionate Conservative said...

"...that's right, I'm the Secretary of 'shut the f*ck up! Don' like it? Talk to Bill!"

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Who stepped on a duck?"

molson said...

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Baby got back.

molson said...

I swear I can smell fish tacos.

Army of Dad said...

Now that he has found were da white wimmin is at Barry wishes he hadn't.

Mr. Hankey said...

Hillary always liked the service at this restaurant.

Mr. Hankey said...

Following orders to look nice, both Barack & Hillary look to their advisors for poll results to see what they are supposed to do next.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Well, isn't this an awkward moment? Obamalama has to wait while the b*tch desperately tries to pull a peace treaty out of her ass... and it seems her own failed healthcare plan is still stuck up there.

mega said...

"If I pull the chair out from under this bitch so she goes sprawling all over the floor, leaving her legacy a ruined, ridiculed mess, would it be considered part of the ongoing metaphor or a stand-alone event?"

mega said...

"Here, let me seat you at this prestigious table for the State Dinner. You'll be sitting with the ambassador from Tonga, the girls from Salt n Pepa, the Sham Wow guy, an Eric Cartman impersonator, Mark McGuire, Toni Tennille's personal assistant, and three empty chairs in case anyone shows up uninvited."