Saturday, January 16, 2010

Nuthin' to see here



1. "Gentlemen, let's back off and give Alec Baldwin and Rosie O'Donnell some privacy here."

2. This date in history, 1853: The village of Enumclaw holds its first "mixer."

3. Scandal tore apart the Green Acres set after Eva Gabor caught Arnold Ziffle en flagrante with Zsa Zsa.

4. Even the Civil War had its own Code Pink movement.

5. Gettysburg After Dark; a new Smithsonian Exhibit brought to you by a grant from the Hormel Corporation.

Best of Adriane
That little pig went to market. This little pig went to town.

Best of mpur
The most perfect metaphor for American politics I've ever seen.

Best of Rodney Dill
Makin' bacon

Best of GregMan
"Man, I wish I could do that."
"I don't know, Hans, that sow looks pretty mean."

Best of dadoctah
"Am I in the right place for the Pink Floyd concert?"

Best of Matt the K
Following this scene from "Watership Down II" the slutty sow gets executed for being a Nazi collaborator.

Best of vinney
Ron Jeremy produces Animal Farm.

Best of blue
Now that the condemned has been granted his last wish, form the firing squad!!!

Best of Submariner
Charlotte's Web takes on a different slant in Samuel L Bronkowitz's remake.

Best of molson
Back of the line Fritz. No cuts!

32 comments:

Adriane said...

That little pig went to market. This little pig went to town.

dub said...

Who ordered the hollandaise sauce for their bacon?

mpur said...

The most perfect metaphor for American politics I've ever seen.

Rodney Dill said...

Take a number

Rodney Dill said...

Makin' bacon

Rodney Dill said...

Obama's hired Napoleon and Snowball

jj said...

Breeding anti-jihadists....

GregMan said...

Barack meets M'chelle. Love ensues.

GregMan said...

"Man, I wish I could do that."

"I don't know, Hans, that sow looks pretty mean."

GregMan said...

"So this is where the term 'Congressional Pork' comes from! It all makes sense now!"

GregMan said...

The Nazis might have taken Stalingrad and won the war if the Fifth Armored Division hadn't taken a detour to Enumclaw along the way.

dadoctah said...

"Am I in the right place for the Pink Floyd concert?"

dadoctah said...

"Gentlemen, you have the privilege of witnessing the beginning of the most powerful weapon we have yet brought to bear against Al Qaeda. Just imagine *thousands* of such romantic pairs airlifted into their mountain strongholds!"

Matt the K said...

Seems not all's quiet on the Western Rear.

Matt the K said...

Following this scene from "Watership Down II" the slutty sow gets executed for being a Nazi collaborator.

Anonymous said...

Ron Jeremy produces Animal Farm.

Vinney

blue said...

now that the condemned has been granted his last wish, form the firing squad!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"The Other White Meat" - a slogan launched during WW2 when junior members of dur fuhrer's "elite" would line up, each eagerly awaiting the chance to pass on their genes.

-OR-

"When in Rome?"
SS Officer: "Zees eez a far cry from how the Vikings raped and pillaged. On the other hand, she's prettier than those russian cows, so I'll do her next."

Submariner said...

Charlotte's Web takes on a different slant in Samuel L Bronkowitz's remake.

Submariner said...

If they turned a bit to the left you'd have a Denny's "Moon Over My Hammy."

Submariner said...

Say what you want but they were good enough sports to let Bill finish with Hillary before they went after the breakfast meat...

dadoctah said...

Pork: it's what's for dinner theatre.

molson said...

Back of the line Fritz. No cuts!

blue said...

look at this!! and Obama wants to repeal "don't ask, don't tell" !!!!!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Seriously dude; it was either this or Captain and Tenille's "Muskrat Love..."

mega said...

Martha Coakley's conception was modest and humble, as her campaign team loved to point out.

Army of Dad said...

(in Honor of MLK Dday)
See how a white pig f*cks a dark one and all the powerful just look on and grin. That's f*cked up man.

Army of Dad said...

You reap what you sow.

Rodney Dill said...

Pork Grinds

Rodney Dill said...

"They've been at it for hours... you know what that means?"
"Smoked Ham"

molson said...

Porked!