Saturday, January 23, 2010

Mexican Recliners

Blondie
Wicked Best of Kaptain Krude
"Sí."
"Sí."
"Sí."
"Dang ol' Sí."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Waiting room" means something different at a Home Depot in California.

Best of Vinney
At the new Mexico City Stadium, the sky boxes were something else.

Best of mega
"Man, Ted Nugent effing rocks!! When is Palin coming onstage?"

Best of dub
Ok, zee whole ees dug....but why did Meeester Condit ask us to deeeg eeeet?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Recliner exec in boardroom: "Let it go, Lester. Sure, you suggested the dual use wheelbarrow design 8 years ago to penetrate the burgeoning immigrant market; but you know the damned liberals in the ACLU would've claimed the name Lazyboy was demeaning and insensitive!"

Best of satted
Detroit city union workers fixing the city streets....

Best of Rodney Dill
Vote for Pedro

30 comments:

censors hip said...

look, just what is it that you don't understand about illegal??
A wheelbarrow without papers is NOT an "undocumented wheelbarrow - it is an Illegal Wheelbarrow!!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Waiting room" means something different at a Home Depot in California.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hang loose a few minutes, guys. The ACORN people will be here soon with some paperwork for you."

Anonymous said...

At the new Mexico City Stadium, the sky boxes were something else.

Vinney

dub said...

Just shows the creativity of Mexican workers. The black ones would have never even gotten off the couch.


ATDHE

Kaptain Krude said...

"Sí."
"Sí."
"Sí."
"Dang ol' Sí."
The Mexican version of 'King of the Hill' loses a little something in translation.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Work Ethic: 20% do 80% of the work... except when heffe isn't watching; then, nothing gets done.

-OR-

Metaphor for the oxymoron "union workers" who gotta save their energy to punch the time clock.

-OR-

Metaphor for a "Jobs" bill.

-OR-

Every generation has:
a) minorities who think the pile will move itself if they just stare at it.
b) fat cats and robber barons who skim 50% off the top of the pile.
c) politicians who promise to print more piles.
d) taxpayers who get reamed and suffer piles.

Anonymous said...

Hardcore proof the Stimulus Plan is working as planned.

Vinney

Viking04 said...

SIEU...mui caliente....

mega said...

"Man, Ted Nugent effing rocks!! When is Palin coming onstage?"

mega said...

"Thank god for this shovel-ready stimulus job. Otherwise, my self-esteem would've taken a hit."

mega said...

"You know, when the government took over the chair industry, I had my doubts, but this is actually not bad."

blue said...

funded by the porkulus bill the illegals get ready shovel dirt on conservative candidates in the Nov elections

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"So, Jose, whadju theenk of america now?"
"I theenk if those stupeedo democrats give us amnesty, I breeng my whole family here for free healthcare and theez good paying jobs!"

-OR-

Illegal Intercourses
Amigos... la Senora eez looking theez way. Queek, on the count of 3, we all unzip and wave to her.
uno dos tres... ARIBA ARIBA!

eat me said...

overheard in the line in Tijuana "when the liberals gonna come push us into the USA so we can vote for democrats in Nov?"

dub said...

Ok, zee whole ees dug....but why did Meeester Condit ask us to deeeg eeeet?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Recliner exec in boardroom: "Let it go, Lester. Sure, you suggested the dual use wheelbarrow design 8 years ago to penetrate the burgeoning immigrant market; but you know the damned liberals in the ACLU would've claimed the name Lazyboy was demeaning and insensitive!"

dadoctah said...

"Damn, my iPhone has *no* freakin' bars here!"

molson said...

The on the job jobless. Thank you stimupork.

Unscrupulous said...

What has one wheel that squeeks, smells like bullshit and contains an unlimited amount of Mexican laborers?

US Manufacturing!

satted said...

Detroit city union workers fixing the city streets....

Rodney Dill said...

New laz-e-boys are hovel ready

Rodney Dill said...

Ready to distribute what the Obama administration is shoveling.

Rodney Dill said...

Vote for Pedro

Army of Dad said...

They thought that dumping manure on the courthouse lawn would show this gringos, but the gringos just laughed at them for sitting the wheelbarrows.

Army of Dad said...

"I've been sitting on the wheelbarrow all the live long day..."

Army of Dad said...

Sitting in the wheelbarrows Americans won't.

Army of Dad said...

Working hard or hardly working?

Steve O said...

Four municipal jobs saved.

Submariner said...

Sittin on the handles and struts,
Hopin' I'll be gettin' Mexican sluts.
Three hours from home I've sat,
An' "the Man" just don't give a shat.

Whoa, I been, sittin' on the handles and struts,
waitin' for ha-a-a-andouts...