Wicked Best of Kaptain Krude "Sí."
"Sí."
"Sí."
"Dang ol' Sí."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Waiting room" means something different at a Home Depot in California.
Best of Vinney
At the new Mexico City Stadium, the sky boxes were something else.
Best of mega
"Man, Ted Nugent effing rocks!! When is Palin coming onstage?"
Best of dub
Ok, zee whole ees dug....but why did Meeester Condit ask us to deeeg eeeet?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Recliner exec in boardroom: "Let it go, Lester. Sure, you suggested the dual use wheelbarrow design 8 years ago to penetrate the burgeoning immigrant market; but you know the damned liberals in the ACLU would've claimed the name Lazyboy was demeaning and insensitive!"
Best of satted
Detroit city union workers fixing the city streets....
Best of Rodney Dill
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look, just what is it that you don't understand about illegal??
A wheelbarrow without papers is NOT an "undocumented wheelbarrow - it is an Illegal Wheelbarrow!!!
"Waiting room" means something different at a Home Depot in California.
"Hang loose a few minutes, guys. The ACORN people will be here soon with some paperwork for you."
At the new Mexico City Stadium, the sky boxes were something else.
Vinney
Just shows the creativity of Mexican workers. The black ones would have never even gotten off the couch.
ATDHE
"Sí."
"Sí."
"Sí."
"Dang ol' Sí."
The Mexican version of 'King of the Hill' loses a little something in translation.
Work Ethic: 20% do 80% of the work... except when heffe isn't watching; then, nothing gets done.
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Metaphor for the oxymoron "union workers" who gotta save their energy to punch the time clock.
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Metaphor for a "Jobs" bill.
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Every generation has:
a) minorities who think the pile will move itself if they just stare at it.
b) fat cats and robber barons who skim 50% off the top of the pile.
c) politicians who promise to print more piles.
d) taxpayers who get reamed and suffer piles.
Hardcore proof the Stimulus Plan is working as planned.
Vinney
SIEU...mui caliente....
"Man, Ted Nugent effing rocks!! When is Palin coming onstage?"
"Thank god for this shovel-ready stimulus job. Otherwise, my self-esteem would've taken a hit."
"You know, when the government took over the chair industry, I had my doubts, but this is actually not bad."
funded by the porkulus bill the illegals get ready shovel dirt on conservative candidates in the Nov elections
"So, Jose, whadju theenk of america now?"
"I theenk if those stupeedo democrats give us amnesty, I breeng my whole family here for free healthcare and theez good paying jobs!"
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Illegal Intercourses
Amigos... la Senora eez looking theez way. Queek, on the count of 3, we all unzip and wave to her.
uno dos tres... ARIBA ARIBA!
overheard in the line in Tijuana "when the liberals gonna come push us into the USA so we can vote for democrats in Nov?"
Ok, zee whole ees dug....but why did Meeester Condit ask us to deeeg eeeet?
Recliner exec in boardroom: "Let it go, Lester. Sure, you suggested the dual use wheelbarrow design 8 years ago to penetrate the burgeoning immigrant market; but you know the damned liberals in the ACLU would've claimed the name Lazyboy was demeaning and insensitive!"
"Damn, my iPhone has *no* freakin' bars here!"
The on the job jobless. Thank you stimupork.
What has one wheel that squeeks, smells like bullshit and contains an unlimited amount of Mexican laborers?
US Manufacturing!
Detroit city union workers fixing the city streets....
New laz-e-boys are hovel ready
Ready to distribute what the Obama administration is shoveling.
Vote for Pedro
They thought that dumping manure on the courthouse lawn would show this gringos, but the gringos just laughed at them for sitting the wheelbarrows.
"I've been sitting on the wheelbarrow all the live long day..."
Sitting in the wheelbarrows Americans won't.
Working hard or hardly working?
Four municipal jobs saved.
Sittin on the handles and struts,
Hopin' I'll be gettin' Mexican sluts.
Three hours from home I've sat,
An' "the Man" just don't give a shat.
Whoa, I been, sittin' on the handles and struts,
waitin' for ha-a-a-andouts...
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